Less of a man
This is me and Turner at Budge's 21st. How crazy that we're all turning 21. It kinda gets to me sometimes, like Delta Goodrem, she's only 18 and she won like every bloody Aria! Not that i give a fuck about the Arias, but still..
I don't think SSFD is a band that would get on the Arias, i can see us skipping that and heading straight to the MTV music awards. That'd be cool, i can just see it :
**SSFD sit around their table, the award for best rock video is about to be announced, Stixx has passed out, Pablo draws on a napkin, Austin can barely string a sentence together and is on his 2nd warning, Allan was last spotted going into the lavatories with Sarah Michelle Gellar.. **
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And the award for rock video of the year goes to : ...
..Good Charlotte!
Austin : WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Pablo : Shit man..
Austin: WHAT THE FUCK!!
Pablo : That sux man..
Austin : YOU'RE GOING DOWN GC! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO GET THAT AWARD! I KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING DID!
Usher : Excuse me sir.. we're gonna have to ask you to..
Austin : Leave?! oh i'll leave! i'll leave allright!
I'LL LEAVE A MESS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!
"Hey Delta! Show us yer cancer!" - Austin
Will she die..?
"It pains me to say it (well, not really), but I very much doubt that Ms. Goodrem would have achieved so much acclaim had she not been ill. In fact, the evening (from the 15 minutes I saw) seemed to be playing out as some sort of premature eulogy for the young star. Kudos to her for all her hard work, but really, in the end, she's just another blonde pop singing the same songs we've heard before.
Powderfinger have become something of a mockery, a cruel joke at the expense of their 'Double Allergic' and 'Internationalist' days. Something For Kate have lost the plot and seem capable only of composing soft-rock love ballads. I find it hilarious that Kylie Minogue is still considered Australian, and as for Silverchair, well, the less said about them the better. Then we have this pathetic excuse for entertainment known as 'Australian Idol', with all the hideous trappings packaged in.
The whole thing whiffs of self-congratulation and artistic affrontery. The Australian music scene remains much as it always has - a bland, lifeless, unoriginal imitation of its British and American counterparts.
James Wall "
I agree! Aussie music is a shocker, yesterday's Arias were bland and lifeless, the only performer that rocked was John Farnham and he doesn't count.
Even the Sleepy Jackson proved to be a load of crap.