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   Thursday, November 6  

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"Lisa", seems to think that i'm "totally twisted" (that's chickspeak for hot), and she wants me to e-mail her, and her e-mail address is.. "sweet_sugar_angel@hotmail.com".

Girls with e-mail adresses like "Sweet Sugar Angel" are usually really naughty, if you know what i mean. Cuz like, they wanna seem all sweet and innocent, but when the doors close.. SLAM! You don't come out the same..

.. she probably lives in Istanbul or something stupid... but maybe she lives in Penrith, Australia and looking for a man! :) .. i'm so stupid...

It's probably Austin.

Ok, so, yesterday was very uneventful, tho I did find out that Delta Goodrem doesn't have cancer and that it's just a stunt, you can thank our producer for that one! (The bastard also got with Penne from life support!).

Yeah, so, Kansas (Texas) and Troy got into a muck around fight but it got out of hand and then they got very serious and started hitting each others bodies and stuff and it was funny, until it wasn't, at which point it wasn't funny anymore, i said ..

"Guys, can you like, leave the room, because the tension is just too much for me.."


..to which they both said..

"Grr, snarl, grrr."

.. so i don't think that helped, because they then hit each other a bit more and then they stood there, staring at each other very seriously, and like, neither of them could back down, cuz they'd be pussies then, right? Or so it goes, but the real man, he would've just laughed afterwards, shook the other dudes hand, and said "Maaate!"...

At least they didn't hit the wall.... it seems like it's an Aussie institution that if you're angry, you punch the wall, probably cuz the walls here are made out of cardboard and it's an easy way to look tough and angry... if i was gonna smash something, i'd break the t.v. or a window, anything with glass in it really.. glass is fun to smash...

Stupid customers keep on interrupting me while I try to update my blog..


That's a bit rude of me, to say they're all stupid, but a large percentage are.. but then, I guess they don't know much about car loans, so i'm imposing my expectations on them.. at the same time, they're still idiots.. especially today.


Beautiful..


Ok, so that's it! Oh, another few things happenned yesterday, first off, i found a tattoo with a lizard in my pocket, then I went home and Troy was wearing a shirt with the same lizard on it. I also found a ladybug on my bag, and it was a really pretty one, not one of those half assed ladybugs, and on my way home, there was this girl on the train singing all the way home and she was really pretty and she just sang, i don't know whether she was crazy, or really cool. There was this dickhead fully perving on her, he had a pathetic lost puppy face on him, then he blew a kiss at her when she wasn't looking, and because she didn't respond (how would she know?!!) he pulled a face and looked at her with this full hateful look, there was also the old man perving on her and i wanted to bash them both, but I couldn't and I'm probably just as bad for perving on all 3 of them, still but.. guys are crap, but so are chicks, we're both so crap, I like the ones that admit they're crap, they're the cool ones, like me, I'm crap, that's why I'm cool.

   [ posted by Pablo @ 14:35 ] 0 Comments




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