Threesomes.
Damn! So Stixx, right, got these 2 sixteen-year-old chicks into a bathroom yesterday and "had some fun".
It would be cool if they were two chicks he had met, but it wasn't, it was 2 chicks Austin met.
Austin picked them up, Austin took them out, Austin got them drunk, and Austin gave them massages.
Yet Stixx got the goodies.
I feel for Austin I really do, I'm pissed off at Stixx, and I wasn't even there, tho from what I hear I should've been!
..2 chicks swimming around in g-strings in a pool and sauna, whilst I sat on my couch and watched Red-Dwarf.. (Lister & Rimmer were my partners for the night.. yeah, who's the loser here?).
Stixx had a great night, and Austin had a shit night.
I'm jealous of both of them, cuz one of the chicks was hot and they both got to see her in a pink g-string, her name is Nikki and she was definitely poke worthy. Austin was after the other one, whose name was Alex. Who was allright. But it doesn't matter now because we now know they're both sluts. Which could have been a good thing, except now they're not just sluts, they are sluts stained by Stixx, and that's not good. It's bad.
Sluts Stained By Stixx..
The worst bit of the story is when Austin tells me that Stixx didn't do shit and then jumped in right at the end and took Austins fruits from his labor. See, the girls kept on disappearing while they were at the sauna/pool, and they'd just go into the bathroom together for 15 mins and come back out, I reckon they were getting it on, cuz drunk chicks are like that (I have just confirmed that this is indeed correct), and yeah they did it one last time but Stixx jumped into the bathroom with them (which I have to admit, was a smart move), and he then locked Austin and Dennis out and didn't come out for 1.5 hours (which I have to admit, is also a smart move, but that's not the point).
According to Austin, Stixx was naked and shut the door on his face.
Austin would've been so upset. Well not "would've" he "was".
He called me this morning and he didn't sound good.
Fucking Stixx, cuz Stixx did that he's now a cunt, if Austin had done it he'd be a champ, but Stixx is a cunt. We all know Austin needs it badly.
Poor guy... Girls are evil. But fun to fuck.
I'm upset too! How come I haven't been at that pool with naked chicks swimming around?! I wish I got with 2 chicks!
*Siighhh*
Gotta get out, Gotta get out, Get some!
Allan and I have decided that we're going to become players, we're gonna go out and pick up lots of hoes, lie to them about how cool we are, then bring them back to our house, get them drunk, and then take advantage of them. I think it's the way to go.
Snot are a great band with some great lyrics..
"I jus' lie, I jus' lie just to fuck you, but this choice is not just mine."
And that's just it.