u Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You The Man! But first there was a shitty D.J. who was playing records and looping other records on top of the records. He was destroying some of the most killer funk records I have ever heard. He fucked a Sly and the Family Stone Song and made a complete mess out of Steve Wonder. Well, Groove Terminator... You definitely terminated the grooves... Next time you play a show if anyone is fucked enough to allow you to D.J. again apart from 14 year olds getting drunk in a garage, let me know. And I'll pop a cap in your ass like MC Hawkins before you can ruin The Funk for some newcomers. WANKER! Also there was hardcore prince fan who had these wicked Pantera sideburns and this cape and purple leather pants which read "Prince" and a license plate in his hand which read "Funky 1" he was a Hardcore Fan. Much like the face painter from Seinfeild.. "DEVILS MAN! DEVILS! YOU GOT TO SUPPORT THE TEAM!" and though people were laughing at him, he had the biggest balls out of everyone and he was the coolest dude I have seen at any concert. Everyone cooler than myself when I got dressed up fore P-Funk. And then, after silence.. And pointless Mexican waves, he appeared. The one, the only, Prince! And the place was pumping!!!!! For the first hour of a 3-hour set, not an ass in the whole of the Entertainment Center wasn't bustin' it! And not a face in the crowd looked disappointed. The changes we're as tight as security at the airport. The grooves we're solid, the chick playing bass was so fucking hot! I got a message from Haley and she wants to fuck so I'm going to go and do that next week. Fantastic! The end of the drought! But back to the review. The Drumming was so precise and the drummer was so fancy. He was doing these crazy rolls with one had while he drank water then on another fill or change or something crazy which was just beautiful, he put the stick in his mouth like a dog would a bone and continued it all with one hand! FUCKING HELL! IT WAS AWESOME!! As the opening ass hammering came to a close, the set drew mellow and more soulful, this being something I haven't experienced live before: a good 10 minute piano solo and a change from a disco/funk/pop sound to the fattest most addictive and flowing grooves I have ever heard, so tight and clean that there wasn't a dry cunt in the whole building and I'm sure that all the cocks were rock hard. I know mine was! And after at least good half hour of guitar slinging and vocals that didn't miss a note, out came Maceo Parker from Parliament Funkadellic and shredded on his sax. It was killer, the sound was in perfect stereo and you could hear everything! Absolutely everything.. As the night and the soul and the funk continued, the Asses kept shaking, the chicks kept dancing, the cunts remained wet and the cocks remained hard. The night drew to a close, bringing on at least a good 40-minute encore, which included Prince playing four or five classics by himself on piano, and they were just beautiful... And last but not least came Purple Rain. Which in my opinion is the best ballad I have ever heard, for the first time in my life I was brought to tears at a concert and I still can't say why. It was the most beautiful, heart touching experience I have ever gone through. So as of this moment, I declare Prince the best concert I have ever been to, unfortunately Parliament Funkadellic has to ride the rest of the way in second place. Prince = The Man! If anyone puts him down, I'll have to stab you in the face! [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 1:54 AM] [e-mail] [website]

u Friday, October 24, 2003

u Thanks Pablo, But I Deleted your Stuff.. So anayway guys, Pablo helped me fis up the blog so it loosk nice. He put up a picture of me and my good mate hoju, both very trashed and very happy.. here it is again. Thanks Pablo.. Austin. [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 2:48 PM] [e-mail] [website]

u :Prince Tonight! Okay. Prince tonight. Live in Sydney. I cant wait! It's going to be FANTASTIC! I'm still learning how to put photos and stuff up on this thing and until that happens I guess this blog will be uninteresting. But once I get the power to move around a bit I will be using this to my full advantage. Band prac last night was good. Everything was a little slow.. But you get that when you rehearse. It happens.. And I have to keep in mind that we are not some ultra famous super hero band like Van Halen but possibly that time is coming. I have to go for lunch with Jeff.. It's a daily thing.. Good old Jeff. I'm sending him the email with all the porno websites and cracks Mr P sent to me today.. And Mr P.... I LOVE YOU!!!!!! Austin. [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 12:09 PM] [e-mail] [website]

u Thursday, October 23, 2003

u And There Was Writing Well, it's time to start my letters to God. These letters will more than likely offend and will defiantly contain foul language and numerous threatening references to people, places and things.. More commonly known as nouns. In the beginning I created this blog. That's what the bible would say. But God has already heard this therefore, it really should not be written. The reason why I chose to start a blog was due to my good friend, Pablo Murdoch Alvarado, he is Mexican and plays in a band with me, the band is called Save Some For Daddy. The band also has two other members, Allan J Fryer and Stephen "Stixx" Jonathan Bowers. Stixx, being the Fucked Cunt who prevents us from getting anything done. Anyway, Pablo told me to get this thing set up so that I can write letters and people can read them and what not. So here they are: Letters To God By Dr. Steve Austin... [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 5:48 PM] [e-mail] [website]