u Austin asked me to fix his blog. Here is a picture of the most beautiful woman in the world. -Pablo [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 10:30 AM] [e-mail] [website]

u It's Halloween! Halloween isn't nowhere near the same in Australia as it is in Canada. But at the end of the day we've had a few killer parties on Halloween and I think that tonight is going to be just as killer.. Minus the killer costumes.. See.. In North America, people have their shit together and don't give a fuck what they look like because Halloween is well, Halloween. I'm thinking tonight I might drive over to Mr. P's Halloween bash and get out of the car naked, then I might get changed. I don't know. Still unsure. If I don't go nude, I'm wearing a towel and I plan to "Get Wet". I'm hoping the party ends up like this.. Me being the thing with the thing on his nipples but much wider. So as for Halloween it's the shit. Bobbing for apples and shit. But tonight I have a plan. I will start with $10. And buy some pot, then when I get stoned I will find the People at the party who have alcohol and drink as much of theirs as I can.. Hopefully getting cocktailed up and extremely wasted.. Either way. Tonight will be great! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! Austin. [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 10:03 AM] [e-mail] [website]

u Thursday, October 30, 2003

u Laryngitis Sucks Dick! I can’t answer phones. I can’t argue with anyone. I can’t order food at drive through. Laryngitis SUCKS COCK! I in my desk at work reading letters all day.. not making a sound.. “Dear Sir, I wish to inform you that I want you to stick your credit card up your fat hairy corporate ass and then I want you swipe it through your teeth” Some people love the company I work for. Some people are stupid and take a marketing campaign to heart. And we all know how marketing complains work. Tricky lies that sound good but have killer shit in the fine print. Like a hardcore interest rate or even some strange annual fee or linked account which weighs everyone down. I played ice hockey last night like the usual Wednesday. It was fun. I like playing hockey. Last night we finished early and went for beers. Twas great! This dude from Katoomba named Frank plays with us, he’s really from Boston but he plays drums and he’s a mad cunt. He gave me free tickets to se his band at the basement on Monday. I’m taking Dennis. It’s been a while since Joses and I caught up. But back to reading letters. As for Kylie… The mystery woman…I Love You.. SHOW ME THE MONEY!!! MONEY = SNATCH! Austin. [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 9:26 AM] [e-mail] [website]

u Wednesday, October 29, 2003

u Laryngitis I have Laryngitis. It’s Fucked. But I don’t have to work on the phones for the rest of the week. Which is wicked. But I cant express my feelings to some of the stupid fucks that write letters. Man some people are fucked! Anyhow, I got the prince DVD. It’s mad! Stixx and Mr. P didn’t like it. Allan didn’t say anything. Btu he’s like that all the time. DVD purchasing on the Internet is fantastic. Ease, lazy and cheap! Kylie, this chick Mr. P works with sent me an email tell me that I’m crazy or something. I really don’t understand what makes me crazy. I have a room with 4 walls and a car with 4 doors and a dog and I play in a band and I like funk and I don’t think there is anything crazy about that. Maybe because I asked her what it was like to shave her cunt again. Is that why I’m crazy? Well, how is it? How is the old box? Hahahhahhaa!! Having fun is fun… writing things on the Internet about people is fun. Apparently, there is a party this weekend at Mr. P’s that people are being invited to by pamphlets and stuff. Which means that it’s likely to get out of control. I’m going to phone the police to make it even more fun. Or I might not let anyone in. that way we have to party on the streets. Kylie, I think I love you. Austin. [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 12:53 PM] [e-mail] [website]

u Tuesday, October 28, 2003

u Yet Another Day On The Mill Today I’m working on inbound. It’s allot of fun. In fact, I haven’t really done much at all but answer the occasional call and sort out someone’s problem or hammer them with some terrible shocking news like there no longer welcome and they have to contact the agents. It’s about time I got some recondition at this place. I’ve been slogging it off for years now. And finally, they’ve offered me something else to do. Something else that I’m sure will be as crappy as when I’m doing now.. but hey.. what the fuck. So last night we had rehearsals until Mr. P broke another string on his guitar. It figures, he tends to break strings quite often, his strumming must be terrible. But on the positive side of the table, we’re tight and the record is going to be fuckin wicked! Ah Stixx. His dad rang looking for him asking questions about his drug addictions and his whereabouts, well.. he’s gone to Byron bay to snort cocaine and take heroin with Raj I would imagine.. but we all know that that’s not true. He’s probably soaking it all up on the beech with a big reefer enjoying the waves and the sun.. or he could be experiencing a motherfucking hurricane up there! Hahahhahhaa!!!!! That would be awesome. Either way I hope he’s having a good time doing what he does best with the people that do it best.. NOTHING! *Advertisement* Ducks Nuts – Cholesterol Free Mix Containing Cashews, Almonds, Pepitas, Sultanas and Prunes A tasty treat for the whole family! And if you like nuts.. great for work! I hate when ads like that pop up in the paper. But damn, they’re some tasty nuts! I have a scanner, I will put some pictures up tonight. Maybe even update the real website.. www.savesomefordaddy.com Austin. [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 1:58 PM] [e-mail] [website]

u Monday, October 27, 2003

u Sitting On Hold. That's right. Over a week ago now I put a letter in the mail to send to UAC so that I can go to uni. And I haven't heard from them. I have to sit the fucking test next week. Now I'm listening to MC Hammer. I HATE MC Hammer. MC Hawkings kicks his ass. I had a good night last night. I slept for hours when I was supposed to be practicing. In fact I set up and then fell asleep. It was dinner. I swear! As for some other stuff that's going on. Its been proven that once Mr. P fucks chicks. They go crazy! In fact Mr. P's latest slamming has resulted in yet another female member going after another cock in another band. In fact the same band the last one went to. I guess this will require some probing investigations to find out what went on but at the end of the day I guess the persons that has been over every day since the beginning will not be showing up anymore. FANTASTIC! I still can't get over Prince, THANK GOD I cut my credit card up. If I had it I'd buy all the prince stuff I can find. when you mix dried nuts and fruit with roast pork, flavor becomes interesting :) Austin. [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 12:13 PM] [e-mail] [website]