u From The Streets Of Harlem I'm dying to make this fucking record! It's finally happening and it's happening fast. We start our future on Friday. It's funny that I'm hell pumped for this thing. The last ones we did I was pumped but not like.. HOLY FUCK!!! WE'RE MAKING A RECORD! I guess because this one actually means something big for me. It's not just a $200 investment that will help me get shows. This record is going to help me make or break something that I have been wanting to do for years! I want to go on tour. I want to be in the articles in the magazines. It sounds pathetic but that's what I want. I'm not letting Stixx be responsible for any of it. He's proven to me too many times that he can manage to set up something awesome and then destroy it in a matter of seconds. But in saying that I guess I'm doubting my dreams or something like that because at the end of the day he's responsible for the most important part of any recording, the vocals. It's terrible that my future rest on him getting off his ass and doing something decent for a change, something that he can't fuck up. He pissed Pablo off yesterday. I haven't seen Pablo get that angry for ages. He was smoking out of his ears. And there was nothing I can do. Apparently he pissed Allan off too. I don't want to see it come to having to kick Stixx the fuck out because he can't listen to a few simple things like "don't touch my guitar" or "Don't play my drums". I'm going to take my 4 track back so that he can't fuck it. Because he's bound to get frustrated and smash it or something. All of this leads me to ask... PABLO, DID YOU PUT GREG GUITAR UNDER LOCK AND KEY? IF NOT THE 5 YEAR OLD YOU HAVE LIVING AT YOUR HOUSE IS GOING TO DESTROY IT. AND IF HE DOSEN'T DESTROY IT, BUY A LOTTERY TICKET TOMORROW, YOU MIGHT WIN! But enough of bagging out stixx. He's fucked! Everyone knows it. I think his years of drug abuse have finally caught up to him. It's a pitty that. Because drugs are awesome. (this is a good blog entry -Pablo). Anyway, The Harlem Globetroters are the greatest thing in basketball! I normally can't stand basketball. But the Globetrotters are still keeping it interesting. It's clearly scripted, and fake as all hell but The Globetrotters are the shit! I was watching them on T.V. last night and my god! The shit they pull out of their ass is amazing! if they had that shit in the NBA.. It might be worth watching. I always liked the New Your Nicks, but The Lakers have won way too many times and the character I always played as in NBA Jam on the good old Genesis, Patrick Ewing has since retired and is doing a series of shitty adds for vacuum cleaners or something I have no come to a decision I have lost interest in the NBA. Even the playoffs is shit and uninteresting. It's somewhat like baseball. Which has really taken advantage of the patriotic American thing and that combined with the seventh inning stretch and baseball has become almost as boring as golf.. The only good thing is that the Yankees lost.. I hate the Yankees. "Hey Pablo. I Can align pictures like you as well!! Pure African American Globetrotter Style! " Ahh sports, American Sports.. Australian sports suck cock. I think this is the only country on earth that is happy about beating a 3rd world country 145 to 0 or something ridiculous like that. American sports - well not necessarily American sports - reign superior in the sporting world.. Much more than English sports. With the exception of soccer. But soccer is shitty anyway. having nothing to write about is sometimes a bad thing. Austin. [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 1:21 PM] [e-mail] [website]

u Tuesday, November 11, 2003

u OLA! J-E-F-F-OLA, J-E-F-F-OLA!! Monkeys and cheese? More like monkeys and ass! Pablo's website doesn't attack interesting issues close to the heart. That why it is shit! His layout and chat apparently makes him cool. I think it's fucked. Pablo YOU ARE FUCKED!! So as I continue here is a song about Jeff which is to be sung to the tune of "Lola" by The Kinks. -verse riff starts here- We first started talking on a Monday afternoon, where we sat in the park and choofed up a doob His name is OLA! J-E-F-F-OLA, J-E-F-F-OLA!! We caught the train home and he gave me a ride He was stoned off his face so he didn't mind I said OLA! J-E-F-F-OLA, J-E-F-F-OLA!! Well I'm not the worlds most practical guy, but I know a man with a twinkle in his eye Oh my OLA! J-E-F-F-OLA, J-E-F-F-OLA!! And I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why he's sort of a woman but is clearly a man YEAH YEAH!!!! OLA! J-E-F-F-OLA, J-E-F-F-OLA!! One night we got naked with Sophie and Al, Sharrif was there but Al got the Gal, DISAPPOINTOLA!!! J-E-F-F-OLA, J-E-F-F-OLA!! Now Mr. Crockett's pocket is a fantastic song, But It's Irrelevant got it covered like hits from the bong OLAY! J-E-F-F-OLA, J-E-F-F-OLA!! He's got a big crooked nose and he thinks he's the best, But that doesn't matter he's got Piercings on his chest I said OLA! J-E-F-F-OLA, J-E-F-F-OLA!! He's fucking my ex and he's having a ball she might very well get pregnant towards the end summer, spring or fall STUDOLA!!!! J-E-F-F-OLA, J-E-F-F-OLA!! This song can go on forever to the tune of this hit But the more I drag it on the higher risk I have of this cover being shit.. OVERKILLOLA!!!!! J-E-F-F-OLA, J-E-F-F-OLA!! Thank you for paying attention to this tune If its stuck in your head that's what I wanted to do.. OLA!!!! J-E-F-F-OLA, J-E-F-F-OLA!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha OLA!!! J-E-F-F-OLA, J-E-F-F-OLA!! -fade to end with previous- Austin [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 2:13 PM] [e-mail] [website]

u Monday, November 10, 2003

u American Football Gambling Is A Bad Thing I haven't lost any money yet. But I'm involved in some gambling and the things I gambled on which at one point in time were good have decided not to be so good. So now I'm unhappy.. Not as unhappy as I am with stixx. He really pissed me off last night with his I'm so depressed and I cant do anything fro myself attitude. I agree with Pablo. We don't take the recording home until he pays his way. It has to be like that or we end up in debt to each other and fuck that. So stixx, once again your a fucked cunt. My break is over. Austin. [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 9:23 AM] [e-mail] [website]

u Sunday, November 09, 2003

u I'm Fucking Drunk Tnhats right. i'm fukciong drunk! olay! we're all fuycxking drunk! can you cpmplain? hell no! i'm drun k asa mothewrfucker!@ my bropghter is watching me but fuck that/1 motherfucker! okay! drunk as a cunt. i wich he'd goto bed.. vut he's not.. so fyucok hium.,../ drun k and typin g is fucked. ruclk ahtan! olau!!!!!! Austun, [posted by Sir Anal Du Pua at 1:26 AM] [e-mail] [website]