Taking the Sharif approach

I'm going to see my licence suspension as a positive thing. I'll learn how to ride a motorbike and I'll save heaps on fuel. While my car's off the road for three months I'll do what every other car dude does when their licence gets suspended. I'll put a nice turbo motor in it. Three months gives me plenty of time to do it all properly.

I'm actually sort of looking forward to it.

Richards

HOLY SHIT!!!

Richards!!! Why? Why? Now there is but two of us who can transport the freeloaders everywhere!!! Nnnnoooooo!!!! Richards if you were half a man you'd ignore the suspension and drive anyway!!! you can do it!!! noooo!!! fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... i'm not happy!!! i bet your not either!!! crap crap shit fuck cunt piss boobs penis prick!!!

Fuckin urban myths/Richards pays for being a lazy cunt

Now the myth goes like this. You get a fine for something like speeding or running a red. You send payment for your fine with a dollar extra on top. The Infringement Processing Bureau sends you a cheque back for the extra dollar you 'accidentally' paid. Until you cash that cheque, the transaction is not finalised and you don't lose your points.

Fuckin bullshit!!

Got home on this stinking hot afternoon, having had a really shit day with my car overheating and my boss making me work tomorrow only to find a letter from the RTA addressed to me. 'Not good' I think as I rip it open.

The letter reads: 'The demerit points you have incurred for the offences listed below have exceeded the prescribed limit and, as required under the above law, your P1 Provisional Class C Driver licence will be suspended on and from 21 Jan 2004 for a period of 3 months.'

I think I may still be allowed to get a bike licence. Hopefully I'll still be allowed to get a bike licence. No way I'm catching the train to work for three months.

This all occurred because I was too lazy to get my green Ps the week after I got those fines - which might I add was over six months ago.

My boss is going to shit.

No licence for three months all because I snapped second gear and got a chirp from the rear tyres in the city. I'll use Austin's phrase for this one. Ass fuckers

Oh well, you guys can thank me for dispelling a well known and often believed urban myth.

Richards

WHY DO WORK SECRET SANTA'S SUCK?

Who buys a 19 year old guy a teddy bear??? either they like me or they think i'm gay (it did have love hearts and what not on the little card)... this guy al got 'the book of filth' its awesome!!! i want the book of filth not some gay ass bear!!! FUCK!!!

Schazoo.. That' How You Spell It.. With An Sch.. It's Sexy!


Well Schazzo.. I have been thinking about the whole hermit situation.
And I guess that because I only see you a few nights a week it's like your kinda not around.
But when you're around.. You're clearly around... Floating around like Le Schaz..

You're the only person I know who has a million variations on your nickname. See.. Mine is like Austin or Steve or occasionally Hoe Steve.. Pending on how I'm feeling. But as mentioned by Jeff you have like 1000 nick names..


Schazoo the man with one-thousand nicknames. Maybe we can sell you to a circus or a fraud department.

I think you need to get a job. But not as much as Stixx or Allan. You don't have to pay for anything hardcore yet.

Richards.. You're A Fucking Mad Cunt! Madder Than Mad!

I think I respect you and your auto-sexualness more than anyone else in the entire group. It's great that we get along.

Now that, that is decided.. We should kill your sister. She's Fucked!

Jeff.. Have you had a Milo lately? Pablo advised me that everyone should have one when they get home from work.

Jeff. I'm adding your naked photos to the gallery. I think people will looks at them once and that will be it. Maybe we can attract some young boys to the site then take them to Pablo's and let Stixx get his way with their assholes.

Cheerio!

Austin.

THE HERMIT CONSPIRACY...

Shaz for the record i never mentioned hermitism and you in the same context... i think... if i did i regress... all i recall is implying you may be gay... once again i regress... its all just shits and giggles. As for job getting... apply for lots and lots of positions and tell the interviewees how much of a mad cunt you are and they cant say no... in fact use me as a reference... it would sound something like this...

Capt'n Smack from the planet ketamine is a mad cunt, ask anyone. If youdont give him this job you officially suck... by royal decree King Jeff

They cant say no to king jeff... so capt'n smack if you or any of your ketaminian bretheren want that reference let me know....

And no your not hermitious (if thats a word) shazoo how could a hermit have so many variations of their nickaname, shaz, shazoo, shaz-wozzle, ads, capt'n smack, le smack. el smack... hermits dont have nicknames let alone sick cunt friends like me!!!

RICHARDS
your a sick cunt thanks for the jays last night... very much appreciated...

7SOME?

Last night whilst i was sleeping away, having gone to bed early as i do, i was awoken to find my bed filled with me, and trina (quite normal you say?) but throw five more chicks there then it gets wierd... admittedly nothing went down they just thought it would be amusing to watch a tired stoned jeff wake up in this situation... but technically i've been in bed with 6 chicks at once... now that looks good on anyones resume (maybe you could borrow it for yours shaz... may help). so really i didnt get any group sex although it would have been quite interesting if it did happen...

MY HOUSE

i've taken the lazy approach and have not cleaned anything all week... the house is a mess and i figure i dont mind so if anyone wants it clean (i'm looking your way eilish) they can fucking dam well do it themselves... and while your at it clean my room... anyways jeffs ,morning post is running dry and i bet no-one is reading anymore so fuck you all and happy hanika!!! you schmucks

AAGHHHH FUCK MONEY!!

MONEY SUCKS!!

I HATE IT!!!!!!!

Back to the roots

I was talking to Pabs last night about how for the last week, I've been driving to work with my stereo cranked but I haven't been listening to it. It didn't matter what cd I put on, I just couldn't get into it. That was until today, when I dug up Fear Factory's Demanufacture. All I needed was something to match my mood. For the last few months I've been listening to laid back shit like Hilltop Hoods, Filter, Soundgarden and Quarashi. That shit just doesn't work when you're stressed.

A bit of metal and I was rockin'. Good shit. I haven't listened to metal for months.

Sharif's not a hermit. I see him all the time.
Sharif's a mad cunt.
Austin may be a cunt, but he's a fuckin mad cunt.
Pablo's a rude cunt, but he's a mad cunt. He was really cool on tuesday night.
Stixx is a fucked cunt, but on rare occasions he's a mad cunt. Still, Austin has to punch him.
Al's always a mad cunt.
Kansas has been a mad cunt lately even though he got me into that shithouse speed situation.
Jeff's a mad cunt. Never pisses me off.
Should I say Eilish is a mad cunt? Nah, she's just fuckin cool.

There's plenty of fucked cunts, but I won't mention them. CUNTS

You guys are my real mates. My real mates don't fuck me around.

Richards

fuck, why cant i get a job, i'm nice, smart, have a hsc, skills and experience, and i still cant get shit after trying for years, where as my friends can finish school and walk into nice cushy jobs. it really fucking sucks. im bored of this crap supermarket fuck up shit...somebody please save me and help me get a good job.

Jeff + Austin, i am not a hermit

you all suck, including me
so kindly go get fucked. love adam

ITS NOT SADDAM!!!!

Saddam is hiding at my place playing Operation Desert Storm on the X-Box ans Osama's out back with Shaz-wozzle's little Brother Ross the terrorist plotting their next move. Hey if the CIA read this my house would get raided and Ross would get sent to cuba to sit in a cage with all the Afghani guys there.

Anyway... i'm so bored... so here i go!!!
work sux.... stixx sux... pablo sux... al's cool, austin sux but i feel sorry for him so i wont tell him that, adams a hermit so sucking isnt an option for him, richards is cool he eases the demand on my car, eilish is cool coz i have to live with her and if i said anything else she'd bitch about it, trinas great as per usual, simo's cool, kansas gives me drugs how can i complain, if i missed anyone who wishes to be judged by the asian let me know... if i was god i would smite all thee down... i'm just rambling and going on about shit coz i'm bored... hey austin can we get you a hooker for christmas? if so can we all watch/join in... let me know

has anyone noticed everyone seems to be getting pissed off at everyone else lately... everyone pisses me off... especially me

Saddam

Went to the Pub tonight with Austin and drank with Austin's dad and his mates. According to one of the dudes there, Saddam was 'caught' so he could go to Bush's christmas party. That whole incident was a bit sus. The dude had a fuckload of money on him and a bunch of loaded guns and yet when he was found, he threw his hands in the air and cried "Don't shoot". Fuckin bullshit. One of the most aggressive leaders in recent history and he cries "don't shoot".

I wonder if the Iraqi information minister got on local TV and denied that Saddam had been found.

Yeah Aphex Twin and a couple of pills! Good shit Austin. I'm looking forward to that.

On another note, I wholeheartedly encourage Austin to punch Stixx in the head. Austin and I have been saying it for months. He's the FUCKEDEST CUNT. A selfish, lazy, freeloading motherfucker.

If you're going to fuck with your mates, you'll end up without any.

Richards

England Beat Canada In Fishing? BULLSHIT!!!!!


Today is awful. Not only did Canada lose to England in fishing of all sports..
But something happened last night that upset me. And no it didn't involve Russians or Cubans or Colombians
or Saddam.. Cos "We Got Him". More on the following can be found at Letters To God.

1. I'm hungover.
2. I had to go to work today in the same clothes I wore yesterday (what does that mean. I didn't go home)
3. I had to leave work because I was sick.
4. I FUCKING HATE STIXX! I'm going to punch his face and break his teeth.
5. THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR WERE STOLEN! THE FRUITS MAN! THE FRUITS!
6. I AM DIS-SATISFIED!

I don't give a fuck if dis-satisfied isn't a word. That's the only way I can explain how I'm feeling today.

The run down for anyone who hasn't heard is as follows:

1. Planned to go to movies with chicks.. Nikki and Alex all by myself.
2. Went to studio to check Stixx's work. Which was awesome. Than invited Clay and Stixx to the movies to be nice.
3. Conversed evenly with everyone.
4. Finished the movie
5. Clay went home
6. Went back to Dennis's place where:

I BOUGHT A CASE A BEER WITH CASH I BORROWED OFF DENNIS.
I CONVINCED THE CHICKS THAT THEY HAD TO STAY.
I GOT EVERYTHING ROLLING TOWARDS THE SWIM.
I PLAYED IT COOL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.
I WENT SWIMMING AND MASSAGED THE CHICKS.
I ONCE AGAIN PLAYED IT COOL.
I WATCHED STIXX FOLLOW THEM TO THE BATHROOM.. (Following someone into the bathroom is not my thing)
I HAD STIXX TELL ME TO FUCK OFF.
I HAD DENNIS CALM ME DOWN WITH DOPE.
I WATCHED APEX TWIN CLIPS. AND KOKOMO BY THE BEACH BOYS.. OH MY GOD! KOKOMO!
I DECLARED A ROYAL TRASHING AND PROCEEDED TO VOMIT UPON MYSELF.
I SPENT THE REST OF THE EVENING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR.

WHILE ALL THE TIME STIXX STOLE THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR
HE STOLE THE FUCKING FRUITS!
THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR.
THE FRUITS I WORKED FOR.
THE FRUITS THAT HAVE NOW GONE BAD.
THE FRUITS I REALLY WANTED TO TASTE.


So I got up in the morning. Watched Dennis kick Stixx out.. Again.
Meanwhile the whole time stixx defended his honor.
Got on a train. Went to work. Saw Jeff. Vomited. Came Home. Saw Kansas.
And did a variety of other shit.

I'm not happy today. I Don't want to talk to anyone. Maybe Jeff and Richards and captain Smack
From Planet Ketamine. Because I know that those dudes wouldn't fuck me in the ass like Pablo has many a time and
Like Stixx would.. I just dont want to talk to Allan as he's in on the whole thing. Quiet motherfucker. He's got dirt on everyone.

So my plan of action is.

1. go to all the gigs in summer without anyone in my band.
2. Next time I get a chick. I don't tell anyone and take her out by myself.
3. Never talk to Alex or Nikki again unless there is a guaranteed prospectus.
4. Possibly take the Captian Smack approach and get hermit on all of your asses.
5. Never drink 10 beers and smoke buckets again. I know I've said it before.. One day I'll learn.
6. Pick the fruits before any cunt can get to them.
7. Place a curse on my band members (apart from Allan) that they get some bazaar form of genital disease.
8. KICK THE SHIT OUT OF STIXX.

Why is it that some my closest friends are assholes?

Maybe they're not my friends at all. Just acquaintances that I work with by contract.


Austin.

Hahah, this is for you Jeff.

FUCKING PABLO!!!!

I just went to the monkeys cheese and what do i find staring at me... ASS FUCKING!!! ok i saw it earlier, i should've remembered, i sould've known... but no! stupid jeff had to open the page while on a call that may have been monitered!!! FUCK now all the gay peoplehere may think i'm gay too... and that is dangerous in my line of work... that and i may get fired for viewing wierd gay porn online at work... MR P if i get the sack your paying my wages till i get a new job

STIXX = STUD
AUSTIN... Well i think you should maime his member and break his face to reduce his chick-abilities.

I have a tale i wish to tell you all, a tale of deciet, a tale of seduction, a tale of drunkeness in a sauna/pool area of a certain city appartment. I was not there to experience this tale but i was informed by a semi-reliable source of the events that took place on this dark dark night. These events were surely provoked by the devil himself...

unfortunately if i relate this tale to you a certain canadian will likely disagree with my interpretation so you may need him to relate the details... encrypted and in brief lets just say england beat canada in the fishing comp 2-0... (For the full story, visit "The Monkey's Cheese!" - Ed)

hmmm i hate being broke... now if i get done for anything i cant use bribes to bail me out... hmmm i wanna go on a treasure hunt... can someone get me treasure for christmas.... or money, cold hard cash.

HEY EVERYONE!!!
Come to watch Trinas bands first gig tomorrow night... we can play deer hunting all night long... umm let me know somehow or another or i'll let you know... i dunno... ok i lost my train of thought...

HI SIMO nice to see your thoughts very very interesting... and yes attractive poeple rule... sorry mr p

Mates hey...

Alright. I got into debt collecting mode tonight and talked to all the people mentioned earlier about getting what's owed to me. The only positive 'alright. shit. sorry, I'll get you your money' answer I got was from the dude who smashed into my car. He apologised, and asked me to fax him details tomorrow so we could sort it out.

Now maybe I'm being a bit fucked, but I expected my 'mates' to have similar answers.

Richards

So yeah... hello. I'm currently drinking a Coopers and llistening to Weezer. Hoorah!

I've never used one of these things before. So it's prolly a bad idea to use this one to get my shit out. But here goes.

I went to Centre-fucking-link today. I have 6 weeks to find a job or I gotta "volunteer" for community work. Fuck that in it's shitty arsehole! I aint doin' that. I got on the dole to rock out for a few months and do nothing then get a job (ie. about now) and now theyre putting this shit on me when I'm just getting my stuff together. Fuck I hate the government. How am I sposed to find a job when I'm picking up garbage on the freeway free of fucking charge. Fuck I hate it.

So yeah a window just opened on my MSN for some reason i have no idea why but the girls pic is quite attractive so I'm gonna say hello. Seems like some kinda cool trippy fate shit. I doubt it though.

So yeah, we (Spudgun) got offered a show with Best Kept Secret yesterday. I personally think there band is a total pile of crap. Cringe-worthy music and they once hit a friend of mine (who is a girl), but I'll take there show and big crowd. Most people never knew why RATM, such an anti globalisationalist band, would be on Sony. Well it was (apparently) so they could fuck the system from the inside. So that's the stance I'm taking on this show. Getting in the mix with pop punk's elite and fucking people's minds up from the inside. Then again i could be taking this way too seriously. Maybe I'm just trying to justify my arse-selling to the terrible clichèd pop punk bands we'll be playing with. Either way. I'll have fun.

Anyways I've prolly shat on way too much for today.

Thanks for the invite Pabs. Hope I don't talk too much shit on this thing.

simo.

UPDATE: There was no trippy fate shit. Sucks.

Some of my friends are crap too

I've known Pablo for nine years and he still can't spell my first name - SEAN.

After this Liz situation on the weekend, I started to think about all the people who owe me shit. There's currently about three that I can think of. Apart from Liz, Megs owes me money and I'm still owed a grand from the cunt who arse-ended my car. I don't mind doing favours for my mates - in fact, I often offer the favour. But if I do you a favour and you say you'll do something for me in return, you'd better fucking make sure you do it. Just because I have a practical skill and a car doesn't mean everyone can use me for it. Jeff, Austin and Sharif are mad cunts because they always pay me back as soon as they can.

I'm going to make a phone call.

Richards

Claiming Back My Dignity

In Response To Shazzoo's Post


Shazzoo.. It's called ecstasy! You know those pills that turn you into the almighty
"Capitan Smack From Planet Ketamine".. You got it.. That's what happened.. A flashback if you will.

But lets be real for a minute here.. I do have those dreams.. Sometimes they involve a beautiful woman and conclude in a
big mess... Sometimes they involve a building and I jump so hard in my sleep that I end up off the couch or mattress that I wake other people up or I scare the shit out of myself. I have dreams about the band that are so real that I swear they happen and they leave me pondering what I actually got up to.. For anyone that has heard me snore.. You now have a vague idea what happens when I sleep..


In Response To Pablo's Post


Well.. Moneybags. Good to see your back at work doing your normal thing.. Answering to your boss and sucking her cock and stuff. You wake up in the morning and it's all shit because you are shit. Did you shave your Moe? Or your magnetic strip as it will now be called? If you did that's what makes you the shittest cunt in the world!

Contracted friends? I now have a friend on contract basis. If he fucks me. I fuck him off and I remain happy..

Your friends love you. Because your small and cute and easy to push around.. And they are all better guitar players than you.. And can more than likely grow better m,oe's.. Including Eilish and Kylie.. I bet Kylie would give you a run for your money from what I've heard from you young man... You better hope we don't meet.. It will be too much..


Ahh Jeff Post One And Two


Firstly. Take this as a warning.. In fact.. It's already too late. I'm sorry. I've posted the pictures of you naked. They are available Fucking Here DON'T EVER STICK UP FOR EILISH AND HER FANTASTIC TITANIC TITS AGAIN! YOU DO AND I WILL KILL YOU. YOUR HOUSE MATE AND YOUR BROTHER. OOOOMMMMAAAARRRRR!!! HE THINKS HE'S COOL BUT I SHOULD DOB HIM IN TO THE AUTHORITIES. STUPID FUCK. OMAR IS A TERRORIST NAME. HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER. I'M SUPRISED HE HAS HIS JOB.

TACT IS TELLING PEOPLE WHAT THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR. WHEN I GOTO UNI I WILL GET A DOCTORATE IN IT. STUPID CUNT!

I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY CHANCES. MY CHANCES ARE AS GOOD AS STIXX'S. DEFINITELY NOT AS GOOD AS PABLO'S OR AL'S BUT THEY ARE THERE. I HAVE A FRACTION OF A CHANCE.. WHCIH IS BETTER THAN NONE. I KNOW IF I WAS STUCK ON A DESERT (links a sundae..mmmm) ISLAND AND IT WAS ME AND HER.. I'D HAVE MY WAY. BET OR SEA SHELL OR WHATEVER IT WAS.. I WOULD HAVE MY WAY AND THE GARGANTUAN (Pablo will understand) WILL DROWN HER. HAHAHHAHHAAHHAHA!!!!

Secondly. House Wars.

Now this is where I believe I cannot take a side. Jeff you have cool shit like x box and cable and Eilish and Trina (I won't get into that) but I saw your roommates cock last night and I don't see anyone else's cock at Pablo's but yours or mine. An explanation is needed here. So your houses goodness is ok but the distance you have to travel for that cancels out the goodness. Pablo's house has The Stench, Kansas, Stixx, The Little Abo Kid and Allan not to mention everyone else who visits. In the case a match was held and you had to play by home field advantage.. Pablo would win due to The Stench. End of story. But I do think you should have battles. It would be fun.

I can't take sides as I like both or your houses. When I move out we will have a contest. A Cook, Clean and Destroy contest. Where the winner will be decided by taking the average mean time of destruction, dividing it by the time it takes to cook dinner for a week multiplied by cleaning time. And we will crown a champion. And we will than have a parade and a party at the cleanest house and so on.

Jeff.. How often did you slam in your parents house? Not including the van... Pablo's got you slammed there. When Pablo shared a room with his mum in the painting period better known as the renaissance.. He used to fuck Zoe and have his mum put her fingers in Zoe's ass and the put those same fingers in Matthew's ass and then take pictures.. And sell them to the Mexican government for a return of pesos. Or something like that.

Jeff, you really have to watch what you talk about. Your position in the hierarchy means nothing here.

In fact. I have to make a hierarchy.

See You Later!

Austin.

POST 2 FOR JEFF TODAY

HOUSE WARS!!!!

mr p if i didnt have a neutral party living with me i'd have a full house war... but i doubt matt would appreciate it... i'm no longer angry at you for the mess i figure making you clean is like making austin well endowed...its just not happening... but i think my house kicks the living shit out of yours... yeah you guys mught have all the bugs, and the smell and live music 3 nights a week... but my house has x-box, cable TV (on two TV's), its roomy, i have an ensuite and a wardrobe bigger than your whole house... YAY!!! but i admit your house will always bring fond memories... or lack thereof... but i've slammed in my house more often than yours and slept naked in my bed more than yours but mr p... NO MORE MESS... or your house will be ash!!! thank you... everyone please place house bets... pablo please state your houses case.

p.s my house has me in it.... that makes it 100 times better than anyone elses

I would like to take this opportunity to post a message on behalf of the lovely Eilish... Ahem here goes:
AUSTIN! YOUR FUCKED!
You really dont like me do you, otherwise you would listen to jeff and try something tactful, if tact doesnt take you, try taste.
Either way i dont like your chanes.
Sorry Austin.

someone isnt impressed... i'm bored and found this amusing someoe actually being told to take my advice. thats right me, jeff, giving useful advice.... what is this world coming to... on the bright side i was very smashed last night... great!

Pablo



Wow, this is nice! I'd like to congratulate & thank Richards for getting the ball rolling, may this turn into an interesting, newtonian site.

At the moment, i am chewing on some gummi and pretending to work... I Love this song! ("New York, New York" it's playing on the radio, you cant hear it).

So, yes, isn't interesting that one day, you can wake up and be so "on" and feel great like you know, you're the man and shit works out and everything and then the next day you'll feel like so insignificant and small.
Why is that? I dunno. Today i feel pretty shitty. But i feel good because allan and Kansas cleaned the house! what mad cunts!

Ah.. In regards to cleaning houses, Jeff, i DID clean your window! With my FACE! What other friend would clean the mess they made with their own face? (Other than Austin). If anything you should be THANKING us for being such good friends! And i never did anything to your car! So naah. :P

You know what sucks about friends, that they expect you to be their friends, but its not like you ever signed a contract to be friends with them, is it?

Im gonna get a shirt that says "You are not my friend, you're just convenient". Hahaha.

Nah, I love my friends, without them i'd be fucked and life would be very boring. I reckon my friends are the coolest people around.*

If yous want to upload pictures you can, and you can add links and shit on the side! So do it!!

* Adam Shariff, Jeff Ozog, Shaun Richards, Eilish, Kylie, and Megan are all excluded. Cuz They R Crap!

P.S : Jeff, i was thinking of a new concept .. "House Wars!!" . *grin*

you know when you have a dream, but you don't know if it was a dream or real, thats what it was likelast night for me...it was crazy, my whole body started vibrating and there was this crazy noise in my head and it felt like i was just energy, not a person, just flowing energy, it was really weird, but really awesome, and a thought popped into my head that i could go through walls, and then i just went straight through walls, i saw heaps of beautiful clouds and forest scenes, that i'm absolutely sure that i've never seen here on earth, and were way more beautiful than anything ive ever imagined before, it was all just perfect, as if i'd seen them in another time or place. this dream changed my whole perspective on everything. it was the best dream i've ever had, and for some strange reason, i don't even think it was a dream. I am not insane.

love adam

Yes My Friends Are Crap...

My housemate was not happy about the mess from friday night thanks to Allan Stixx and Kansas for helping clean in the morning you guys rule. Thanks to Austin for cleaning the mess you and Pablo made, but next time avoid making the mess in the first place. And NO THANKS to you Pablo for once again making a big mess and not cleaning shit up!!! YOU SUCK!!! My housemate is quite ready to kick your ass Pablo... But i'm not one to old a grudge all i ask is that when i hold gatherings at my place just keep it clean, dont smoke inside and dont throw various vegetable matter at my windows or on my car... On a brighter note i'm shit broke untill pay day... living out of home has rendered my wealth obsolete... no more wasting money for Jeff. For those of you who dont know wasting my money was my favorite passtime, the more useless the wasting the happier i was (e.g $250 at start city casino in half an hour while pilling off my head) but maybe this is a good thing i dunno. but i wont be cruising aroung in a porsche with 2 inch gold chains and diamond sunglasses anymore guys... jeff is poor...