Jeff-O-L-A


In The Flesh

I was fucked on Christmas eve.

Year two left me at Panthers till the sun cam up talking about Fishbone view Sublime.
I got my point across. Today is a special day. Jeff's photos have been posted. Hopefully the midi file works and all is cool. Jeff. Don't let us take nude pictures of you again.

Merry Christmas

Austin.

Alcamahol

It's 10:30 on Christmas day and I've just got home. I'm still pissed after last night. Fuck did the night turn out strange for me. I ended up going back to James' place in Glenbrook with the Dennii. I was axed. You get some weird conversation when you get the two Dennis's together.

I went to sleep at about 2 and controlled all my dreams. It was fucked. I wasn't sure if I was half asleep, awake, or half awake.

Apologising in advance for this nonsensical alcohol induced blog entry,
Richards

MR AUSTIN!!!

I have nothing against you.... i didnt even realise i'd been taking anything out on you. As for Trina sucking Clays cock, you'd better hope Trina doesnt read you posting bullshit about her.

i've managed to keep my sex life off this blog so i hope you can keep it off too...

Austin i've managed to piss you off somehow, but how? all i've done to intentionally annoy you was the saturday night shenanigan which was a group effort... so mr Austin i would ask you to stop imagining insults at you as you offend more ppl than most of us put together... but let bygones be bygones and lets get pissed tonight!!!

Why The Comment Option Should Be Abolished.



The comments people write on things.. Including myself are just shit!
Sometimes they're funny. Sometimes they're sad.. Sometimes they are interesting but most of the time it's shit on shit. And to make matters worse off than they already are. Guess what guys!!! Allan and Stixx have now decided to start posting comments. Now the finest comment out of the lot of them.. I didn't say Fucked-est I said Finest.. Is the following..



"I am the biggest star. I am the most talked about rockstar-wannabe in the Western Sydney area....What a celeb!!" - Stixx



FIRSTLY! 8 dudes from Penrith is not the Western Sydney area. Western Sydney goes from Katoomba to Parramatta I think. So you're not the most talked about rockstar-wanabe. Now. Sarcastic or not. I don't think anyone has ever said anything THAT bad about you man! Rockstar wanabe maybe but Fucked cunt definitely :) So Stixx. Here are some points you should take note of.

1. The only people who read these posts are our friends with a few exceptions.
2. You actually aren't supposed to be reading them. It's against the rules.
3. All the comments are on things you have actually done that have effected us in some way. They all have a story behind them.
4. We have come to a decision that you are The Worlds Fucked-est Cunt.. And because bringing up issues with you just isn't fun enough we have to write them on the internerd.
5. Why does Pablo bitch so much about you? Well.. It's called a "clash of ego" and that's what happens when two cockfaces get together and try to make art.
6. I can't believe you're taking everything to heart. You know the only person who writes the truth is Richards.
7. I can't discuss issues with you until I have an opinion from outsiders.
8. Possibly.. Everyone hates you. hahahhahaahah!!!! It WOULD be funny if that was true.
9. You've called me too many times about the internet.
And last but not least as reflected in ALL of you're comments and a very large majority of conversation with you..
Arriving at number ten..

There is no "I" In ROCK
But There's a "U" In Fuckhead!

See lets look at the following comment you just recently posted..


"Maybe I'm a target for people that are bitter
at least I can say that I've never been a quitter (yeah right)
I remember high school
Man I hated high school
It was like prison with bullets always putting me down
Just a little punker they could pick on
I learned to forgive 'em
NOW I GOT THE BALLS THEY CAN LICK ON
I loved sneakin' out whilst my Mom was asleep
With the mind of a man in the middle
It could be the end of the world as we know it
still I never want it all, and I never want it now
I just want to cruise, if I loose then I'll figure it out
How the times fly, even with the blink of an eye
When you're young you absorb like a sponge in disguise
then you get a little bit older and you gather your thoughts
it's amazing what you learn
when you've never been taught, y'know?"


You mentioned "I" at least 15 times. And I still don't see an "I" in the word ROCK! But on second reading. It looks like you're writing song lyrics. Which is cool. But the second I hear another song about God.. I'm going to have to auction you to my brothers church. They could use a paperweight like you :P
So Stixx. I'll wind it up here. Just relax. I think maybe you should have a deep think about overtaking in life. From your own needs to all of our needs and you might find some interesting shit. Or you may find there was no interesting shit at all. It's up to you. Good luck buddy.

Now. The real topic of my anger and aggression this week is Jeff. Jeff ever since you found out that Trina sucked Clay's cock just hours before she started dating you you've been upset and taking it out on me. Why you're taking it out on me of all people I don't know. I have never done anything to cross the line Jeff. So either way. As of tonight I am going to post the nude photos of you forever on the internet. Which I believe is where you belong after all the porno you looked at over the years until you found an orifice to indulge in. I have also obtained your brothers and your fathers email addresses and I will be forwarding them a link to see you in the flesh. And if you don;t like that.. Oh well. There are some thing that happen that you don't like but you have to live with.

So this is Christmas. Well I know why Paul Mccartney or John Lennon wrote that song about Christmas. What a shitty holiday. I hate Christmas.

I'm getting blasted tonight!

Stixx.. Relax.

Austin.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS CUNTS!!!

Even though i hate most you cunts, i still love you all so i thought i'd wish all you cunts a merry fucking christmas and share some words of wisdom from garfields 'Little Book of Wit and Wisdom'.

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupid.

The story of my life... anyways fuck you all cunts and see you at panthers tonight!

WTF!!!

How is thehold up either trina or patty's fault? admittedly they did hold us up at springwood but we managed to get to the beach and have fun while YOU guys held richards up... the only way i can see that the hold up is linked to me is my car doesnt fly and had to put up with conventional traffic... sorry richards i'm having the wings and propellors installed asap so that this wont happen again... from the sounds of it england is to blame again for not walking to the beach or whatever... i'm just annoyed that i wanted to hang with richards and that was cruelly denied to me

First Things First


Dudes.. I don't understand what your talking about.

Maybe I do but.. I only had my car and I made it clear to everyone there was only 4 spaces.
I told Stixx to get the chicks to meet us at the beach but no! That's not good enough for blue short - balls popping Stixx.
Who tried to be the coolest guy on the planet but failed miserably. Which was quite funny.

I got what I needed to get done. My investigative measures proved all too well... Again.

Richards. I take no fault in holding you back. In fact I told you to go and not drop off any pot. Blame the hold up on Jeff's Hoes. Jeff.. Do you know who the biggest child is? After 1 or 2 drinks.. I'm sorry man but Trina is too hard to handle Not to disrespect you or her but maybe before you make a call like "Fucking children" you should look at who you live with and who you're screwing.

Let us here no more of the chicks. Bad move maybe but I learnt valuable lessons.

If you can't shake it.. Why bake it?

(p.s i am gay)
Austin.

Ho's, Skanks, and Poms in briefs!!!

I agree, i dont see anything too special about them their just a bunch of kids. What is it with you guys and super young chicks? You might as well go to a fucking high school and hang out in front of the junior toilets and kidnap the yr 7er's.

As for stixx...

I DONT EVER WANT TO SEE YOU IN THOSE THINGS AGAIN... NOT PRETTY!!! ARRGGHH!!!!

RICHARDS!!
You were screwed over (i'm sorry for asuming you would drive home... i know you said its cool but i still feel bad) you didnt even get to swin coz of those rock-star-wannabes. You deserve your 3 month holiday from driving, coz in a situation like sunday i wouldnt have gone to get them. If they want to bring their kids along, they organise their transport> YOU DONT RUIN A MATES AFTERNOON FOR THE SAKE OF TWO LITTLE POST-STIXX SKANKS!!! I do need to thank stixx for the coopers and patty for the vodkas (although its unlikely either of the two will ever read this post) and of course the ever amazing SEAN RICHARDS for being a sick tolerant cunt... less than one month richards then the holiday begins...

Shazoo you should stop working weekends and have fun with us. maybe this is where the 'Hermit' theory evolved... the beach on sunday was great got drunk and had fun what else could you want... anyways i'd better go as i've been warned about using the net at work...

JeFfOlA

Bitches and cunts!

Austin, I don't mean to disrespect you or your taste in women, but I can't see what you cunts were getting all worked up about with those chicks. Kansas agrees that on the Richards scale they get a 2 (in total). That may be because they've been stained by Stixx, but within five minutes of meeting them, I had exactly the same impression I had when I met Zoe. Children. Fuckin children. And because of those fuckin skags, my day at the beach got fucked. Skags!

Richards