New Fucking Years

Firstly its good to see the blog, being more intelligent than any of us, has managed to fix itself... good work now i no longer have to cop crap for it.

Secondly, ME + DRINKS + PILL + ANOTHER PILL + SOME SPEED = ONE FUCKED MO-FO!!!

Me and the Denii were a team after the group split and went their own ways. Me and the Jordon variety of Dennis would've hugged and kissed just about every decent chick there and shook hands with every guy we could... Circular Quay is a fun place to bounce on new years. The Cahill variety of Dennis however was just his quiet fun self probably thinking how fucked me and D.J were. I could've hooked up with this hot asian chick but didnt coz i'm taken... damned morals and coincious and all that fun-ruining crap!!! oh well i'm still happyly tied down for now.

Yesterday was spent playing Star Wars on X-Box for at least 10 hours straight 4 of those hours spent trying to kill one guy... the X-Box is the perfect treatment for a scattered mind... Today my brain is in repair mode and i am slowly processing thoughts and i reckon by the time i finish and leave this prison i'll be thinking again... but probably stressed out.

What is the first thing anyone wants when they get to work? A Breakfast Boost Juice (tm) with triple energy boost shot... (buzz buzz buzz)... but no!!! me and austin were waiting for 20 fucking minutes and it didnt open so we had to eneter work un-buzzed with fucked brains... today will not be fun at all...

King Jeff (hooray, cheer, all hail the king) must now end his public address and return to brain repair funtions... HAPPY NEW YEARS MO-FOS!!!

2004!!! WELCOMED IN WITH EXTREME SCATTERDOM

Well i think my brain if finally on its way to functionality...

Ney Years Eve was intense... When the split in the groups occured i ended up with the two Denii, we popped again and were buzzing around the city... Me and D.J. were bouncing around circular key hugging and kissing any cute (and even not so cute) chick we saw... one chick moved for a full pash but i plled away coz i have a girlfriend (looks like my concious is finally re-activated itself after all these years absent). She was hot too... oh well... D.C on the other hand was quite quiet as he is but he still had a blast... ah the bitter sweet taste of ecsatcy...

I spent mew years day playing Star Wars on X-Box from 11am untill about 9pm non-stop... i spent 4 hours trying to kill the big boss dude and finally did it!!! Now i have to play it again but be evil instead of good. I smoked a nuke of a Jay yesterday with richards and eilish... even Austin got in on it. Today i can feel my brain is moving again but it has some repair work to go through. I would like too to hear about the whacky adventures of captain smack from the planet ketamine, but i dont care much what sidekick nothing and their pommy pet got up to (or up in ahem 16 'cough' year 'cough' young. Oh why cant sydney party like that every week... then life would be the best...
Anyways King Jeff signing off to sit here and feel my brain slowly making an effort to process thought...

Happy New Years Motherfuckers!!

This is going to be a short post because my brain is fried.

I got mega fuckin sideways last night. The fireworks were the shit. It was like star wars. I got back to the car to go to sleep and tripped out hard. Every time I closed my eyes, I was in a different place interacting with different people. I had to keep opening my eyes to make sure I was still in the car.

What started out as one big group early in the night turned into heaps of small groups. That's the way I like it. I want to find out what interesting and crazy adventures Captain Smack and his sidekick Nothing (AKA Mr P) had.

Well, Gilmore was right when he said those bikkies would knock our heads off. Hats off to Gilmore the mad cunt.

Alright dudes, I'm off to smoke my nuke.

Richards

Great somebody fucked the blog. nice one jeff, it should fix itself after a while.

SORRY

Whatevers wrong with this blog i think it was me who did it... I dont know what 'it' is though so dont ask me to fix it.

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THANK YOU MR AUSTIN

Due to recent events caused once again by stixx i was in grave danger of being exposed to the population of the outer western suburbs...

In case you're not aware of the happenings of yesterday, a certain english friend of ours... lets call him Sticko B, decided to put a link to my 'model shots' on bombshell... now this would have been disastrous if the link had been viewed by many many ppl... the few who may have already seen it may already be affected by those images.

But thanks to SuperAustins quick thinking and disabling of the link i no longer have to fear the throng of screaming sexy women flocking to me as a result of these 'model shots'. Thank you Austin for saving all those women from the rejection that would have shattered the lives of western sydneys female population

Holidays are over rated

Alright. I'm not two days into my month long holiday from work and I'm already bored. What the fuck? I thought I'd be quite happy doing nothing, but it seems doing nothing requires a lot of skill so you don't get bored. I've tried it. Smoking ciggas to pass the time, getting smashed so I wouldn't have to think, going for a drive..... These are all band-aid solutions that in the end just don't work.

What I really need while I'm on holidays is another job.

Richards