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Friday, January 2

2004 Begins..

New years eve and what happenned, my side of the story: Capt.Smack, Stixx and I went around the corner of where the bands were playing (the whole group was together at this point watching funk bands) to smoke a joint and when we got back everyone was gone, so we decided to follow the captains advice and we walked around then met up with Alex and Nikki our controversial new friends, and well, i wasn't expecting much but they turned out to be very cool, by this point everyone was scattered all over sydney, so we decided to go watch some bands and the fireworks, and it was good, the band was a mad reggae band and it was led by a guy whose house i went to while i was in Newcastle, so that was abit of a trip. We all started dancing and shit, and this is when i decided that chicks who can dance are very sexy and that Alex could dance.
After that we went to Bondi, which was a bit of a hassle, by this point i'd made up my mind that Alex was really sexy, because of a number of reasons, one of them being that she listened to "The Spaghetti Incident" by Gunners and had been to Byron, as well as having braces and knowing her shit.
Which sux, because she's 16, or is that me putting her in a box? Because after all, age is just another way to "label" people or "box" them, but still..
I dont know, i just know that i was attracted to her and i haven't been really attracted to a girl for a while, but then maybe it was the drugs, i dont know, anyway yeah we went to the beach at night and it was freezing, we hung out there then Shariff met up with us again (we'd lost him during the night) but by that point the girls were all weird cuz they were coming down and we didnt have anything witty or impressive to say so we all just sat there for hours smoking J's.

We did see a couple having sex on the beach however, which was funny.

Then in the morning Stixx made friends with this homeless bum (What's with stixx and bums?) who said he'd been raped by satan and had been to a planet with three suns and that a lady called "Queen E-Lizard_Breath" spoke to him. Too many David Icke books, who knows?

We do know however, that he was mental and he was really rude to everyone at the beach, he was going up to chicks and saying "I want to fuck you" and he was yelling at them and shit, and it was kinda distrubing, but i was surprised at how well the people that he was harrassing handled it. Eventually the bum left his cave with a bag full of Cloothes, a Porno and Louis Armstrong Cd's (he showed his collection of material goods). And the cunt stole my sunnies.

We also met a cool irish guy and a pommy guy, and yeah.. anyway the girls left saying they'd meet up with us again cuz we were gonna go to avalon beach, but they gave us the runaround and never ended up coming back, after we'd waited for hours in the sun and that was shit, cuz like, we got skin cancer for nothing.

So we went home, Stixx went to So-Hi's (dag) and Shazoo and I went back home on the train, i complained/whinged and bitched all the way up which is supposedly what im meant to not be doing, but i was shitty, got home, had a few billies and fell asleep. Overall, I'd say, the night, was allright, and the next day was allright too but kinda shit cuz we got ditched and it sucks getting ditched.

2003 is over.

Ok, here we go, the roundup of 2003, these are some events that stood out, both good and bad. In order of ocurrence.

Zoe dumped me for Case, one of my better friends at the time. (Bad, but a blessing in disguise)

Got job at AGC/GE and left Christmas Party For Special Children. (Good, but i hate work)

Kept house got bond on my name. (Good, but bad cuz it ties me down)

Managed to save some money but spent it all on the recording. (Good, cuz we got a recording, Bad cuz it cost so much)

Had sex with 5 different ladies, including a 26 year old high school teacher. (Good and Bad)

Motley Crue era. (GOOD)

Doofing. (Good but the pills fried my brain a bit)

Rachel Hung with us for a period of time. (Always good)

Got hardcore into the whole disinformation fight for the world conspiracy game through Stewart Swerdlow's site "Expansions", the link is on the right. (BAD/GOOD/???)

Stixx had his ass kicked a bit. (Good, cuz he needs it)

The Dreamcast broke. (Bad)

The Recording. (Good, but stressful, and expensive, but a very good experience on many levels)

And that's all i can come up with right now. If you can think of more, let me know!

Overall but, 2003 was well.. weird, it was a growing year i suppose, i just hope, that 2004 is fun. That's all I ask for.

My Work Bitch

I HATE WORK I HATE WORK I HATE WORK AND I HATE WORK, I HATE WORKING, I HATE BEING AT WORK WORK SUCKS, ID RATHER DO ANYTHING THAN THIS, MY COMPANY IS EVIL, WE ARE SO EVIL, WE RIP PEOPLE OFF, THE COMPANY IS SHIT, THE WORK IS SHIT, THEY OVERWORK US, WE'RE LIKE ROBOT-MONKEYS, I HATE THIS JOB IT SUCKS, I HATE WORK I HATE MY JOB I HATE IT AND I FUCKING HATE IT!!!!!!!!

Conspiracy Corner :

The Denver Zoo is using aromatherapy to stimulate and calm the behaviors of its animals. It is especially being tried out on the orangutans that, with a whiff of rose oil, become quite docile. It is believed that the Denver Zoo is unique in this practice. Now, imagine an airport, shopping mall, office building, or school sending aromatherapy through its vents to affect the moods and minds of the occupants.

Global Notables December 31, 2003
• The US is requiring certain foreign flights to or over US territory to have air marshals on board.
• The artificially generated quake in Iran has now reportedly killed 28,000 people. If they do not acquiesce to NWO demands, more destruction will occur-this time in the capitol.
• A flash mudslide in San Bernardino, California killed "13" people staying at a church camp grounds for Christmas. The water and mud appeared suddenly after a rainstorm. (Watch out for the number 13, they use it a lot)
• There have been a series of powerful quakes in the South Pacific near New Zealand and the Solomon Islands.
• The US has lost a significant amount of meat exports due to the Mad Cow Disease scare from Washington State.
• The US claims the cow came from Canada, thus re-pointing the finger. Another episode in the Illuminati war.

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Wednesday, December 31

Hi!

So you liked my link Austin, i knew you would!

Ok, so a quick one today, umm ok today is new years eve! Yay! 2003 sucked, well it was ok, it was a hardcore learning year, and hopefully 2004 won't continue that way because im sick of learning lessons and want to have fun (not that i haven't tho). Ok I guess i should come up with some resolutions... They will beee...

*Save money to travel and stuff.

*Go on tour.

*Whinge less.

*Make new and exciting friends.

*Eat more meat.

*Do more stuff and smoke less pot.

There you have it, Pablo's new years resolutions, exciting huh?

What else, ah, today is fucked, at work i've already taken over 80 phone calls, and it isn't even 2:00 yet!!! AGH! it's so busy, and it sends me mental, i really get funny in the head, i start thinking weird and stressing and getting stomach pains and stuff, i think it's stress, but damn you'd get stressed too if you had 100 people complaining about money all day, and anyway if everything is energy then they must leave some sort of energy residue on us cusomer service/ telemarketer types, wouldn't they? I dunno.. i think i should make a movie called "The Telemarketer" surpringly enough, about a "Telemarketer" that's had too much and goes on a klling rampage and at the end he gets killed in front of his loved ones and it's all really sad and i get a grammy.

This is a picture of a chimp, some people say i look like a chimp, that's cool, chimps are cool, i dig.

This is a picture of a girl wearing meat, it was in the newspaper, i don't dig, but in a weird way, i dig too.

Word of the month : Sluzza

Alternative terms for "Sluzza" : Schluzza, Slurry, Slapper, Scrubber, Snapper, Scrapper, Schluz.. etc.

Nancy Fucking Vandal

This gig ruled, it was exactly what i needed, it had "vibe" and if you've been to gigs lately you'd have noticed that "vibe" seems to be missing a lot, these guys had it, it was like old skool gigging again, heaps of old skool people were there, Hoju #8, Austin, Megan & I skanked our asses off. Simo didn't, but he did take the nice snaps, so cheers!.

Nancy Vandal, were rocking, funny, sharp and witty, and Gilli Pepper is a babe, i don't know exactly why but she just is.

Is this a thorough post or what? Nice one! Agh, im in lunch right now, tonight im going to the city and getting off my head for new years eve (like, who isn't?), 2004 is going to be a very interesting year, trust me.

Conspiracy Corner : You enjoyed this one austin, so this is the first of many, i suggest you read it (everyone) it gives you a good platform to what is going on, it was written by Jon Rapport of NoMoreFakeNews. Now, you might miss some of it, but read it, everything is kinda deep.. (This has been relocated, it is the first article of "An Unkempt Aardvark, link on your right.)

There you go kids! That's it for today! Bye! Happy New Years!

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Tuesday, December 30

There's so much i'd like to say but i dont have the time, a couple of things but.

This is a link for Austin, i don't know what it is but i heard it's good, i can't go to it from work.

http://windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/

Quote of the day : "God obviously doesn't send angels to Parramatta." - Bombshell

Thought of the day : "It's not what, it's how."

Im feeling trapped, everyone is, we do it ourselves, but i just want to be in a van travelling to a destination, free from any thoughts about money or problems or bullshit.

It's all good, im not complaining.

There's just so much i want to do..

I'm sure i will one day. I hope. I reckon there's something looking after me, maybe it's me, maybe it's my friends, maybe it's something else, it's probably all of the above. So i'm sure there's lots of fun tasty stuff to come, it just sucks that i have to put up with the crap before it, tho if it wasnt for the crap i wouldnt know what is good. And the crap is the good gone old, see, my job, is something i'd be so happy about if it was new, but now cuz it's old i hate it. Maybe that's it. Aquaintance breeds contempt or something? Who knows.. I'm out!

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Monday, December 29

Ok! So Christmas is over and i haven't written in this for a while because i was sick from work.

*Cough Cough*.

Umm.. Brief update of life.. I believe, we finished recording, on the last day the chicks that sticks got with did some moaning for us at the beginning of sheep, and it's really good, almost disturbing even, we also hung a mike out the window and smashed some bottles to get some sound effects and stuff. Went to the beach afterwards and we all got drunk on Coopers (beer of gods) and it was all sweet.

Frankly the last week is a bit of a blur, i think we went to the beach again, umm, i'm pretty sure we did but i don't know where or when.

Chrsitmas was allright, went to my mum's friends Lily's place and sat there and got pissed, went home, slept, christmas morning, got prezzies, went to grandparents, hung out, saw mel, my auntie who i hadn't seen in ten years, and yeah it was cool, there was no family fight for a change.

Al unfortunately didn't get an x-box but he did get a christmas hamper, i don't think he was too happy with it.

What else? we got a big bin, which is ace, because a big bin can hold a lot of rubbish. It's great.

Went to Jeff's place a few times, I have to behave now while im there, but it's weird, everytime i hang out with Jeff. or something that is his, i just want to smash it, or mess it up, or just be really annoying? I don't know what it is. Maybe Jeff has some special hormones that influence me to become annoying?

Stixx is ok, he went to So-Hi's and had her over for christmas, the goss is that he loves her, he's also shitty about me bitching about him on this site, so im not gonna talk about him anymore and its probably better that way.
So, no more Stixx on this blog.

Money sucks, im running out, people owe me money, i wish they'd pay me back.

Owing money to people sucks, but having people owe money to you, tho it also sucks, is a bit better.

Oh, i got a "game boy advance sp", wow, what an awesome gadget, it's quality, fully quality, it's the full package, everything works, i like things that are quality, and work, not many of those around.

Umm.. anything else? I dont know.. Greg got a house now, which has a pool, so we'll be using that.

My house has mice the size of rats in it.

Yes, that's it, oh one weird thing i've been noticing is that my body language has been really loud lately.. i dunno how to explain this, but i feel like thoughts are just waaay loud these days, and i cant fake anything because my body gives me away.. but maybe im paranoid.

Anything else? I don't think so. I have some Sushi and a Nudie drink, i bought it from the healthfood shop downstairs, the chick there is really nice, and she always gives me a discount, today i got a free nudie drink, good stuff!

If anyone else can remember what exciting things ive done in the last 11 days then please let me know! Bye!

Conspiracy Corner : Recent earthquakes in Iran that killed over 10,000 people. This is part of the "war" that will eliminate Iran politically. The San Simeon Californian quake was a test of the equipment before the actual strike. The latitude of the Iranian Quake and the California quake were very close. Funny, since Ah-nold has been governor, there have been fires, quakes, landslides and hailstorms. What's next??

Saw "V" the series/movie. Wow, spot on, it's so accurate it's scary, it's sci-fi, but fuck it's deep, especially episodes 1 & 2, when the the bad guys take over pretending to be our friends. This shit is happenning now.