AND THE PEOPLE SAID THE GOOD KING SHALL HAVE HIS DAY... THAT CAME SAME SOONER THAN MOST COULD'VE GUESSED....

So to all you Mother-Fuckers who jinxed my good luck run your fucked... but i'm not angry. The way i see it the luck of the Jeff will return stronger than ever... so this weekend i'm on the rebound to find some slappers to drown my sorrows in...
But dont go thinking the position of KING is up for grabs... I'm still the King i'm just running things a little different...

So whos going out for slappers this week? Not sublime... no slappers there... well plenty of slappers but to far away to bring any home with us... I'm going for drinks somewhere west and i'm on the prowl... the way i see it is the itch i havent been scratching can now be scratched (no not nits pablo) and scratch it i will!!!

Hmmm if only this had happened before the two parties... well guys shit happens they come they go and you gotta keep positive... although me and Trina are only officially 'on a break' we all know what that means... not sure why she wanted the break but the break is here...

SO ALL THE LADIES CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE COZ JEFF WAS TAKEN... HAVE NO FEAR I MAY BE OFFICIALLY SINGLE AGAIN SOON...

DISCLAIMER: JEFF APOLOGISES FOR BEING SO EGOTISTICAL.... BUT IF YOU WERE AS GREAT AS HE WAS WOULDNT YOU BE TOO?

Gilf!