AS SHITTY AS SHITTY RAIL IS I FEEL ONCE AGAIN THE LUCK OF THE JEFF SAW ME THROUGH...

as i left work at 6:45, walked to central. Got to central around 7 and saw two trains going to Penrith... one was supposed o have left at 6:50 and one that was leaving at 7:08... the 7:08 one was empty and wasnt all stops so i hopped on (my L'il Brother, Smacky and some fat kid my brother knows were with me)... My train didnt leave til abour 7:20 (thats my only complaint), where as the 6:50 train was still waiting for its driver to show up... i got to Blacktown by around 8 (usual time) and got home ate and went to sleep...

The Mysterious Underwear...

So i put my SSFD hoodie on this morning and what falls out? A bra and some hair clips... hmmm thinks I, i havnt had a chick get naked in my room for a good two or three weeks now... the bra looks like it belongs to someone slim but with nice sized jugs... oh well i think and put thee hoodie on and get into my car to get to my train...

But wait the mystery doesnt stop there... I fall asleep on the train using my hoodie as a pillow... when i wake up i find to my delight (or dismay i'm not too sure which yet) that i have a pair of bonds panties attached to my hat... some ppl on the train were amused, others didnt know what to think, and others just didnt care either way...

Once again the owner of these panties seems to be slim... so when i get out of work this arvo (4pm) i'm gonna have a sniff to see who or what they smell like... pity their not a g-string...

MY POSSIBLE CONCLUSIONs!
1! I fucked someone and forgot about it... this is highly unlikely as i like to let everyone know if i got laid... therefore if i forgot, then one of you cunts should know, but you would remind me if i did...

2! They belong to a previous fuck and have just been in my hoodie ever since... which means everytime i wore that SSFD hoodie, i was being followed by underwear and panties... nice thought that...

3! Someone else fucked in my bed... i hope not, but if so i hope they had fun...

4! The most likely one is thatthey came off the line with my hoodie or got mixed up in the wash... but they lok too small to be Amies... but then again... what do i kno...

Anyways king jeff signing off untill i get bored (sunday working sux)... its 8:15 and all you cunts are still sleeping off your hangovers, hopefully (or doubtfully) with a cute piece of ass cuddling close to you... (pfft yeah right!)... meanwhile i was up at 5:30 in the motherfucking morning getting ready to come to work... cunts!... i've decided next weekend i need pussy so i'm gonna contact Trina2 and her slut friend Kat (not the trog the other one) and get me some loving... is kansas having a party this weekend? i hope so...