I THINK I'M HAVING WITHDRAWL SYMPTOMS FROM SEX...

Its been a week and a half and every half decent chick i see i imagine fucking... hmmm... this can be good untill you get a boner while standing in work pants... and boners are a hard thing to hide while standing up... thankfully no-one has noticed yet and if they have they havent said anything... (note this only really happens while standing at the station on whilst on the train)...

WELCOME TO JEFFS SWINGERFEST! LADIES PLEASE BE SO KIND AS TO LEAVE ALL YOU UNDERWEAR AT THE DOOR, THUS SAVING YOU FROM HAVING TO REMOVE THEM AT A LATER STAGE IN THE EVENING... ENJOY!!!

This weekend i will be gassing up for my Part(a)y and drinking like a Mo-Fo... hopefully there is a wicked turn up as Allan has invited everyone in his phonebook as well as everyone in my phonebook and if anyone else wants to they can invite everyone in their phonebooks too... Ah the fun of partying... i got big plans for the weekend... BIG plans...

Ah fun funfun fun funf unhfunfun