Melbourne is shit.
Not really, actually Melbourne is pretty cool. We're staying in Fitzroy, it's like a big Newtown except with trams everywhere (there's trams EVERYWHERE! It's great!) and a few junkies. Shops stay open late and on Saturday nights and there's a bit of a scene with bands playing and shit (Baggsmen are playing next Friday and im goin to watch em!). The people seem pretty cool. Heaps of nice bread shops (marzipan!!) and heaps of juice bars too.. Actually it's like Byron/Newtown but without the backpackers or the beach dudes. We've just been hanging out and sneaking into parties and that, yesterday Jet and Ben went to a hip hop night and i went and got stoned and watched 'Half Baked' and it was cool but i wish i'd gone to see the hip hop. 3 days ago we snuck into Monney's 21st (we dont know Monney) and drunk her beer, there was 'Sublime' playing too which was cool, and after we got trashed we went to watch a sick ska band that had a bit of latin in it and stuff. We also got into a club for free because Ben made friends with Joy who is organizing a party there this week (and we're supposed to make some mannequins for it somehow) which meant free bourbons and coke. But i was fucked from hash cake that i'd eaten at another party we'd snuck into (which had this 2 guys playing the shittiest music ever and pretending it was 'art', they were probably from uni) so i kept on falling asleep and almost got kicked out. So Jet and I went back home and Jet had forgotten her keys so we had to break in through the fly screen and when Pixie the owner gets back she's probably going to hate us forever.
Oh, another thing, on my plane flight here, i found a book called "Killing Pablo" at one of the internet terminals i used, then when i got in i ran into 'Ali' from Byron which was a total spin out. I told him i found the book and he told me he's just watched "Killing Zoe" which was funny.
Centrelink are running 2 investigations on me. That's fucked..
Oh and i met a guy who reckons alien hybrids are chasing him and that he's got fibreoptics in his brains so they can see what he sees and that i am now being tracked by talking to him (cuz they can hear what he says through implants in his teeth), oh and his mum was a clone and one time he got abducted and they gave him drugs to get a boner and have sex with a goddess angel... He was funny.