One Side Is Heavier Than The Other...


It's not time to make a change... Just relax and take it easy.. Ahh.. such great lyrics by Cat Stevens. Why do none of our freinds have a cool name like Cat Stevens. Instead we're stuck with names liks Pablo and Allan and Richards and Jeff.. In case you can't tell after this weekends festivities i'm still fucked. I couldn't sleep last night and stayed awake till 4 am watchin futureama.. I ot to work today.. Totally Buzzed Out.. ot T.B.O as it is commonley known as. I get here and like 8 people are sick, My team which was once a strong team of like 15 people has been shrunk dramaticly and i have been advised that there is overtime to be worked.. however i am not partaking in the event of working overtime as requested by weekend Jeff.. The happiest man in the entire land.. Also. I'm going to the gym tonight to burn off whatever extasy is left in my system from the weekend.. and guess what as of today i'm not smoking pot till thursday.. At least i think it will go something like that.. However, I will probably find myself smoking afew between here and then. But either way it doesnt hurt to try.. Why is Steve doing this you might ask yourself.. Well.. I'm detoxing for a big one on thursday night were i will be hitting it hard at Funk Trust in the city..

Being still kinda fucked out at work is great.. Hungover is shitty but the time delay of taking pills is fantastic.. I'm talking to people. It's exactly what i need. Plus. I'm listening to Ben Harper's Diamonds On The Inside and it's brilliant. Thanks Shazoo for letting me copy it. It's like blues/country/funk.. Tops.

Man. whoa!!! this track has just come on that has this like flange/phazer effect going on through the whole thing and it's awesome. I don't know if its because i copied it illegally and thats ow they copywrite the tracks or thats how it goes. Either way iots terrific. Quite possibly the best breakdown i've heard by Ben Harper just came on.. What a great record..

So yeah as for the weekend.. Friday was @ Jeffs with the brazillians.. Interesting but Jeff can do what he wants.. Don't take them near pablo or you've instantly lossed out man.. Trust me. And i agree that too much Coopers means sick stomach and bad grog bogs. But agian like last week there really isn't much that is rememberd. Well what i do remember is not in chronological order.. Richards and i got on the bniscuits and went to 2 parties. Becs was average. It was just like a reunion with a bunch of school chumps and prior and post that we went to O'Donohues Irish Pub to make an apperance where Shazoo and Allan were drinking. As everyone but Richards and i continued to damage their livers i danced and drank lemon lime and bitters all night. I met up with a very special relitive of one of my mates - names withheld for privacy reasons - who gracefully sorted me out with more vitamines which enabled me to continue the night and drive through the thinkest fog i have ever been engulfed in (via a petrol station with some drunk out of lpg guys who had beers with topless chicks on them and a deision on what kind of rolling papers to buy in which there were three choices so i bought all three) to Katoomba where I planned on watching the sunrise.. Well.. The fog was so thick that there was no sun and there was no point in watching the sunrise.. But we met some american people and Richards talked full-on aussie to them and they didn't understand shit. They said Maquarie funny.. It was cool. But they didn't seem too social.. So basically.. You got Richards, Allan and I pilling.. And Shazoo who is drunk and we decide to suck down a couple of doobs... and Shazoo passed out and we drove home.. I believe more stuff happend like the Hoe with the mountable ass.. apparently her name was Fiona.. She was FINE!!!!

Well. I started writign this between calls at about nine am. It's now 2pm.. Allmost time fro a break with Jeff. Woohoo! i;m still buzzing. It's great. I'm just regretting tomorrow allready.. I figure it will be fucked!

One more thing.. As for the panties in Jeffs jacket.. I'm now in possession of them. From here on in to the end of time I will be sticking every pair of panties someone leaves in my room or someone elses room.. Unwashed and Soiled to a jacket which i will wear one day.. It will be called The Panty Coat... mmm... Panties..

** Disclaimer.. All spelling mistakes are real. No spell check was used in the typing of this blog entry **

That's all for me today..

JAPANESE SUCKS ASS!!!!

Austin.