And So The System Is Down


.. We have a hardcore system at work that delegates all the information about someone to one screen which we can action and put notes on and stuff. And sometimes the system just can't handle the pressure and shits itself. Today is one of those days. The system went down before lunch which is conveniently placed at 12:00pm and it is now 1300 hours and the system is still down. As far as we have been told there is no estimated re-start time and the issue has now been escalated to the highest level of importance and is basically in Fix This Problem immediately mode.

So to combat what happens when the system is down they give me some other shitty job to perform. With the system as fucked as it is I can't do anything to anyone's account so they stuck me on a project to make a new instruction manual for our team so that people who don't understand can get an understanding.. Chemical Rick, it's like an engine manual. But about how to action accounts and stuff.. Dig? So yeah I start performing this terrible task and get told that I don't have to do it. I say "FUCK THAT!!! I'M WRITING A POST FOR MY BLOG" I put my headphones on.. Parliament Funkadellic Doin it in 3D as always.. And here I am posting an article for the internerd.

SO yeah. That's what's happening now.. What happened yesterday? Well. My brother said he was sick and he was crying. Unfortunately my parents couldn't leave there posts and I had to leave work to go and pick him up from school.. Guess what he was faking it and I took the day off for nothing.. It pissed me off.. I actually wanted to work.. And it sucked that I didn't get to do that. So to make things better for me I smoked a joint and went to sleep. My dad came home and woke me up. Now this is where I learnt a valuable life lesson. For the first 40 minutes after I wake up from a nap.. Especially if I wake up on bad terms.. I'm a nasty irrational cunt and say things that shouldn't be said. However, I abused my dad and walked to band prac.. Prac was good.. I passed out at pablos and I have no idea what happened from there on. Tim gave me a lift to the station.. Sick cunt.

The system has survived..

- The Steve.

Jeff.. You are the worlds biggest fag. As if chicks would contact you.. hahahah!!!!!