As The Crowd Stands Up And Cheers.. The Austinator Returns.


Hello.. Hello.. It's been a while. And what have I been up to you might ask?

Of course, everyone who reads this pointless website already knows.. I;ve been taking chemicals and going dancing on a regular basis. On this note I would like to draw attention to the messages posted prior to this one.. Let's take a break. Well. It didn't happen for me.. And even though I say lets take a break I still find myself snorting or dropping something.. Damn.. I guess your only young once.. That's what I'm writing my binge off as.

I've been reading quite a bit of RALPH and FHM. Fantastic reads those magazines. Anyway, there is this section in one of the issues I have with me that is about dating models. Basically, you need to have allot of cash and coke and pills or the models as they apparently party harder than anyone else on the planet.. But if you don't have that you can get away with using the Jesus Christ Theory Being.. You are Jesus, you know everything, you can do anything and you can have everything. I'm going to take this approach on Tuesday night when I go out with my new friends Tegan and Sarah. They're from perth and are here till Thursday. Maybe I might get to go for a swim before thy leave.. Who knows.

There is a public holiday in new Zealand today. I don't know why and I couldn't care less. But I don't have to deal with new Zealand today. It's always an accomplishment when you don't have to deal with the fuckers in new Zealand.

Jeff.. Ahh did you ever get messy on the weekend. I was actually offended by your drunkenness. I now officially feel uncomfortable when you lose contact with the voices in your head that tell you what to do and what not to do and I suggest that in the future if you want to get shitfaced.. Do it at home where people can't see you. I think you scared that Joel guy.. But after all.. It was your birthday so I'll give you a beak. You deserved a party.

So the house in Cambridge Park is over. Home of Motley Crew Fridays and many jams, parties, women that I brought over and at one stage, Dennis is now packed up and is changing location to Jones St in kingswood or something like that. As long as I don't have to pay to practice I am happy. As long as I can walk there from the station I am happy.. As long as we can go for beers at the uni on a Thursday night without having to cross the tracks... I am happy..

Well.. That's the end of what I have to say.

Ciao!

- Austin.