Fnord.
Welcome to the age of the Dicordian in
Pablo the first(
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As newly appointed archbishop in the highest order of the PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC, by most beautiful ERIS, it is my duty to inform you that now, as always, the self appointment (this is personal) into the madness that is discordja, can begin.
Hail Eris, the golden chao! the only true sanity in an insane dream.
.Priest of high madness, complete & ordered chaos.
Maye ye be blessed from this eternal and now gone (forever) moment, go forth, to spread nothing but the spread of butter & butter itself (for it will).
It came to be..
The Zenarchy of Discordianism.
I would like to thank: Circusmtance, ERIS, Greg & Donna, Tiem (Time), my mothers turtle Matilda, cheese graters, the kumointang, Mrs.Anderson and Polyester books.
Mostly I would like to thank me.
(You're very welcome Pablo)
It would seem that reality has conspired towards a non expected yet totally known path of chaos creativity insurgence in my being. (This is soo true..)
By 'me' i mean 'you' and 'all'. By 'I' I mean 'Z' and 'Octopus'%.
By this, I mean 'Gracias Senores'!
The synchronicity is astounding. Zen, Creative Chaos, Discordians, Illuminatus.
Translation : Octopus would know what 'Z' would hope to know but does.(n't)(?!).
It is as it is.
On other news... I now work for Fairfax publishing as an 'Advertising Sales Advisor' Whouldathoughtit? It seems like a good enuff job.. and training is kinda fun. I like my keyboard. It's big and clunky. I work with all the journos and shit too. I hope i dont get into trouble..
Ch-Ch-Changes...
People are most creative at work when they would rather be doing anything but their prescibed task. Where does all that creativity go if not used? To the company? I hope not.. But it's true. Try it.
News: It's election time, between bad and worse.. yay.. i talked to Mayor Bradbury this morning, he was at Kingswood station, I asked about the ADI site and he said he couldn't do anything, I said that sucked, but he had his points.. regardless I told him it was a major concern of mine and I think it sort a ticked him off.. he's probably sick of people who don't know anything about the ADI site or politics telling him to save the ADI site. OH well..
Hostages have been taken and are going to be killed if France doesn't stop it's racist policy of banning muslim style headscarves in schools. What a joke. People are gonna die over a racist policy. Of course France won't change it's stance..
Jeff is still gay.
Fnord.