It's My Birthday Tomorrow!

I know you all know and you probably don't care, and I probably dogged your birthday too, but still, it is, and tho I know the odds of you guys helping me out with going to Mexico are smaller than Austin's dick, I would still like to ask that all donations be made in the form of a $10 note so that I can go away.

It's not just for my benefit, you'll also get rid of me for at least 3 months.

I hate birthdays, i'm already depressed.