Ladies and Gentlemen... Holy Shit!

Well well well... where to start...

Saturdays Halloween party was a huge success. Most people agree it was better than last years (those who dont agree will be purposefully ignored)... The party was occupied by a Pimp, a fairy (in a very very short skirt), a bunch of grapes, a luchadore, a cowboy, at least 2 ninjas, a lot of schoolgirls are an assortment of very attractive ladies in skirts of varying short lenghts... Party ended for me officially at midnight sunday after a spectacular smoke and light show in our living room whilst i was scattered, drink and stoned... finally my body gave in and i had to sleep...

Luckily for me i had monday off work... so i cleaned the house did did nothing too exciting...

Today (tuesday) i was supposed to start work at 8am... i got out of bed at 7.57... I work in the city and it takes me about 1 hour to get to work... add on time to get ready, and i also had to buy some food for a team lunch we are having... so can all this be done in 3 minutes? No!

I got to work at 10am today... very very late... my brain is so dead, my gut feels like its just given up and is plotting with my liver, brain and lungs to go on strike...

Oh and to top it all off Allan must die! (just kidding Al! But you gotta do something... dont let something like that go without even trying! Go Al Go! Go Al Go!)... cunt