Where to start....

A fair bit has happened since my last post. Fuck knows what though, because I can't remember. So here's what I can see through that misty cloud in my brain.

Fuck!!! It's been slmost two months since my last post. Alright, well. Picking up from where I left off. Al, Austin, Jeff and I went on a mad roadtrip to Byron. There were many hilarious incidences including Al losing an 8-ball on the way, Jeff walking shirtless and sunburnt straight from the beach to the tatto joint and getting a tatto right there and then, Jim's tour to Nimben...... Ahh fuck.... rememberence day will never be the same again.

Within five minutes of us getting to our 'Hovel', we had a visit from a canadian dude (later to be named 'Simon' and 'Mr. Doob'. This dude came up to our hovel with this (or something to that effect) to ask: "Hey are you guys up for smoking a doob?" And from that point on, Simon was the king.

We met an Irish dude who told us that in Cambodia for US$500 you can shoot a cow with a bazooka.

We met an absolute shitload of Canadians. They all talked about coffee, hockey and said 'ay'. We had a fuckin great time.

Upon return: Liz fucked me around for the $120 she owes me, causing all sorts of dramas. We did some cool shit etc. Christmas was fuckin great! I got pretty drunk on Christmas eve, followed by speeding on Christmas night, followed by a night at Panthers with Swanny, Pabs, Fatty, Austin and Al. Monday was cool. We hung out with James in the arvo, played video games and Uno. Tuesday was again cool with the Jones St. Mansion looking its best for the pool party. Fuck all people were there for most of the day. But it was still alright.

My car is currently giving me dramas - hence why I'm writing this instead of working. The fucker won't start. I think I just have to tighten the starter and adjust its position. But hey, it's new years eve, and I aint going near a spanner till Sunday.

Happy new years motherfuckers!!!