All My Friends Are Crap

My Friends Are Crap, Just Like Me.

Friday, January 9

They say weed is a gateway drug...

Well, if that's the case, then cooking with weed will lead to cooking with other drugs right? Damn Straight it will!!!

The plan for next Friday's Al and Dennis birthday celebration is ecstacy jelly! Who's in?

Austin and I got high on coffee and cones last night trying to finish Futurama. We got back from Trina's gig and decided we were going to stay up all night to finish the game. Since there was no speed available, we drank hardcore coffee to the point where we couldn't play the game because we were so fried. To balance this out, we had a couple of cones. Then we were too relaxed, so it was back to the coffee. Then were were too fried again, so more cones. I was fucked. I ended up going to bed at 4:15 and remember still being awake at 4:55. I woke up this morning with an extremely angry stomach.

Richards

Wednesday, January 7

HASH LOAF = NOT GOOD!!

All the loaf did to me was make my feeble, sick body.... even more feeble and sick... it didnt even make me smashed... or if it did it wasnt a good smashed at all... today though not only is my chest and throat fucked... but my gut feels all shit as well... slowly bit by bit my whole body is malfunctioning... fuck... that and i shouldn't have come to work today... fucking work... fuck you all

The Futureama Game Is Awesome

But I still cant get passed the sewer.

However. I'm at home. Eating Hash Cookery.

Check out Letters To God.. Full recipe.

Austin..

Monday, January 5

AT HOME SICK!!!

Fucking Bents Basin... I had to take a legit sick day today, which means i have one less sick day to take for hangovers!!! FUCK i hate that!!!

CHECK THIS OUT tell me this... if this guy can be in porn why cant i? he's ugly and has no more better a body than i do... fuck i wish i had connections!!!

Oh yeah and next hot chick we meet THIS must be done to her!