Satruday night - No car, no money, no drugs

It hasn't been like this for me in a year. And even then. I still had money and a car. This is shit. I have to get a skateboard. I'll rip up claremont and become the next Tom Green.

So Austin, Jeff and the Dennii are at the Big Day Out today. I've been receiving messages from Austin all day updating his progress on finding drugs and what the bands are like. At 8:10, I got this message from Austin:
"Aphex Twin + acid and a pill equals mayhem."

At 9:47 I got this message from Austin:
"Metallica is awesome."

Now I can only assume he's tripping off his guts after that message. To further enforce that theory, here's the next one he sent me at 10:33:
"METALLICA are KINGS."

Metallica pfffftt....

Richards

Helloooo Nurse



HIT THAT SHIT


Hahahaha take this Jeff.

And we dont even go to school.

What a stupid skin.

If you're gonna change it cunts, remember to copy the fucking shoutbox and haloscan shit, and so on.. ah fuck.

Blogs are shit.

Our whole system is down and im not doing shit. It's great.

P.s : I don't know who that chick is, but damn! The bitch is hot!

Burning Multiple CD's Is .. fantastic...


It's awful. I hate it. It makes me hate the band. It's fucking shit!
I need to buy a CD press. Then and only then would I be in business.

So, I have decided to become a DJ. I have sold my soul to electronica. The way I see it.. I guess I liked funk for ages. In fact I still do like funk. However.. There was a point in time in history where funk turned into disco which I guess is just funk made more constant and a bit faster. Kinda like.. Reggae and Ska. I guess. So yeah I guess I had to mature and get into the new form of "disco". I love it. The dj's get hot chicks. There is air conditioning at the gigs. All you need to carry is decks and records and maybe a laptop. Its no bullshit. And I wont have to put up with anyone "Flagging My Style" or stealing my ego. hahahaa! Complete control.




The Funny Thing Is.. It Would End Up This Way


I have decided that Aphex Twin is amazing. His new record is sick.

I have also decided that I am going to learn to play the riff from that "Satisfaction" song just because it's killer!

Eilish.. Get Jeff to stop telling me stories about what you want to do to me. I'm becoming afraid of those breast I call huge.

I love everyone..

-Dj Steve.

WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT FUCK CUNTFACE HAPPENED TO THE BLOG... ITS SO GAY!!! PABLO WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!

I cant be seen looking at a site thats this gay... lovely blue skies and areoplanes!!! What The Fuck!!!! man this bites mega balls!!! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!! 4 day weekend for jeff... no money for jeff!!!.... hmmm looks like the x-box will be getting a workout over the next few days... hmmm i'l probably see you cunts tonight somewhere... cunts

This one's for Pabs

"The truth will get you everywhere, but everywhere's all over the place".
- Hilltop Hoods

APHEX TWIN!!!!

Fuckin yeah!! Aphex Twin was the shit!

We were sitting at Dennis' before the gig and he convinced me to have half a pill. Two minutes later, my boss rang and told me I didn't have to work the next day. Alright! Full pill for Richards! We dumped the pills 40 minutes before aphex twin started and mine kicked in just as he started.

The first dj was shit. There were no patterns or rhythms to the noise at all. It was all just noise. It sounded like she was playing metal songs backwards.

The second dj - Luke Vibert was really good. More Aphex Twin style.

The Metro is a shit venue for a dj to play. You can't smoke in there which fucks all the pillheads up. You can't feel the music enough and when it's as packed as it was last night, there's not much dancing going on. Plenty of people were smoking doobs though.

Aphex Twin was awesome. Austin's got this theory that he just sits there playing games on his computer and just plays pre-programmed tracks. He stopped a couple of times. My theory on that was that he was going off stage to dump another pill. The music was fuckin great. Austin and Dennis went off together to dance and I just stood there for ages watching Aphex Twin. I switched to internal thought process and all of a sudden I'd solved all my short term problems. Today I realised I'd only solved one problem.

Standing there on an Apple Mac pill watching a dude playing the most whack shit on an Apple Mac. Fuck...

Dennis was off his tree.

We went for Yum Cha today with Dennis' family. It's one of the most fucked things I've done in a while. You sit at the table and these chinese people bring around carts of food. You can't understand a word they're saying when they tell you what the food is. It's like a lucky dip. We picked a couple of dodgy plates.

Dennis' sister Sarah brought her 18 month old son. As we were leaving the restaurant, it became my turn to carry him. So, as we were leaving the elevator, I hoisted him up to put him on my shoulders and hit his head on the top of the lift. He got grease all over his face. There were about ten people outside the elevator who looked in shock when he hit his head. A lesson: you shouldn't be around children when you're scattered.

After lunch, we piped some cones and met up with Al. The traffic was shithouse. My car overheated on Parramatta road and we had to pull over to top up the radiatior. Thinking it's all good, we left and got onto the M4.

The traffic there was even worse. The car started overheating again and I tried to push it to the Blacktown servo. Just past the Cumberland Hwy exit, I heard this loud bang and steam started pissing out my bonnet. Pulled over, looked back and said 'Fuck!!! Bottom radiator hose!! Fuck!!! Fuck!!! Fuck!!!'. Popped the bonnet and sure enough the bottom radiator hose had exploded. There's no dodgy roadside way to fix a radiatior hose, so we called Austin's dad for a lift.

In the meantime, Eilish drove past and didn't even stop to see what was wrong or if I needed some help. We get a call from Sharif a bit later: "Hey I just saw you on the side of the road"... It's just as well Austin's dad's a bit nicer than Eilish or we would have been fucked. FUCK YOU EILISH!!!! I would have stopped for you. What sort of fuckin friend are you? Don't even stop for a mate in trouble. Very disappointing. Very.

So we went back to Ausin's picked up Austin's car, drove back to my car to get the keys for my work, stopped off to see caitlin in baulkham hills, drove up to my work in hornsby, picked up some tools and hoses, drove back down to my car, fixed it, had a sesh on the side of the m4, drove back up to my work to drop my car off (because I have no license now), then back to Al's to drop Al off and have a sesh. Austin suggested a bit of homosexual activity to Jeff, then we went home.

We left the city at 3:00. I got home at midnight. So, once again Austin's proved he's a fucking mad cunt. He helped me out in a big way today. Good shit Austin. Now that's what you call a mate. Thanks man. Fuck you Eilish!

I'm extremely scattered. I think ciggas make it worse. Austin sold me a carton for $50. Mad cunt!

I'm giving my car a heart transplant. Maybe it's new heart won't mind me taking drugs. Cause this one sure doesn't like it.

Sharif's in with Kristy. Austin and I told her we live in Penrith and she said 'Oh, Adam lives in Penrith too.'

In the next segment of 'Cooking With Drugs'

My latest idea is crushing up a pill and drinking it in a coffee. The coffee will speed up your digestive system and it will hit you FAST. Or at least that's how I think it will work. Well, I've done a lot of drugs in the last 28 hours. Time for me to sleep and dream those fucked up dreams again.

FUCK YOU EILISH!!!!

Richards

YO NEGROES!!!

Richards: good move... keep at the job you have... it has more future than a tire place... although if you worked in windsor you could move in instead of eilish and i woulnd have to pay more fucking rent to cover for the hole she's leaving.

Austin:What the fuck are you on about... i trust Trina and i'm taking her on holiday because i want a holiday... that and i had a travel voucher i needed to use... but if theres shit about her i need to know.. let me know... but i doubt there is anything...

Lish: you probably wont read this but
HURRY UP EITH THE FUCKING MONEY ALREADY!!!!

For the first time in many months today i started work at 10:30... how good does it feel to wake up at 8 instead of 5.30!!! i feel like a new man!!! if anyone wants to come over tonight feel free... i'll probably call you's anyways... i found someone who deals out of bligh park alot of the time... its someone we all know and in austins case want to fuck... he blonde, he drives a laser, he always wears singlets and a white hat!!! its BUDGE apparantly he's at pegs alot so scoring off him should be a-ok!!! YAY!!! anyways... you guys suck

"Just because the band hasn't done anything for a couple of weeks it doesn't mean it's all over."


Pablo quoted that to me many a time. Maybe his own words are eating away at his ass.

Chin Up Boy! Just because life isn't treating you well you can't take it out on me.


Remember, Your life is shit because you made it that way.


- Dr Philosophy A.K.A. Steve

Jeff..


HOLIDAYS DON'T LAST FOREVER. SPENDING MONEY ON A CHICK MIGHT GET YOU A BLOW JOB
BUT TAKING THEM AWAY.. JEFF I THINK YOU'VE MADE THE WRONG DECISION TO THE LATCH THAT IS TRINA!
GOOD LUCK JEFF. BUT REMEMBER.. HOLIDAYS DON'T LAST FOREVER.

YOU MIGHT SEEM NICE NOW BUT THE FUN IS ALMOST OVER.

WATCH OUT FOR ANDREW..

I GOT THE DIRT.

Austin.

Richards.. It's Because Your Family Cares


That's why they offered you the job.
Good to hear you declined.
They would have busted your balls.
I work with my mum. We don't even work together but knowing she's here watching me somehow is terrible.
Ask Jeff. He'll tell you the same.
The reason why they called your mum was to get her to yell "Shaun" like she does and anger you more.
You work with a drug taker.. Stay there.

Eilish is moving with Liz. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Mistake of a lifetime?

Answer that everyone. I think so.

But on the plus note. I feel great today.

I was sitting at home last night just about ready to pull on the shlubb.. And I got this thought.. Eilish was at Pablo's.
We ALL KNOW what happens when Eilish is at Pablo's. And as for what I wrote yesterday, Jesus Pablo. You could have made an effort. Nothing against you Eilish but Pablo should stick to his word.

APHEX TWIN IS TONIGHT! FANTASTICO!

Austin.

Why is it so difficult?

Yesterday my cousin offered me a job at Brooks tyres in Windsor - to finish my appprenticeship with them. It'd be mainly servicing cars and doing wheel alignments. Even though my job really fuckin shits me, I declined because in the long term, staying at my job is the best thing for me. It'd be nice if my working conditions were a bit better and the workshop manager wasn't such a cocky arrogant motherfucker, but I have to put up with this shit till the end of the year. When I'm qualified, it'll be easier for me to get another job doing the same sort of work I'm doing now. It'll also be easier for me to negotiate with my boss for better pay. Aside from that, my boss wants me to open another shop eventually. That's something I'd really like to do. I always have different ideas to the way the boss does things, treats customers etc.

Anyway, that's getting off the track of what I'd originally planned to write. So, because I told my cousin that I was going to stay at my current job, he apparently got really cut and my auntie was on the phone to my mum today saying all this shit about how good Brooks is, how I'd get treated like part of a family etc. I don't need this shit. Fuck. It's bad enough that I have to stay at my job without people whinging about me doing so.

Richards

Drugs!

My brain's been fucked since friday night. I've been having really vivid dreams that have been really fucked. I can remember all of them. In one, I sold my zed and bought a daewoo - and I was showing the daewoo off to people like it was the shit! What the fuck? I also dreamt that my mum was my boss and we were having this big argument about my working conditions. Even stranger is that my cousin rang me today offering me a job at Brooks in Windsor.

And like Jeff, I'm poor too.
Austin, find me some microdots motherfucker!

Richards

Back In Use!!!

Hmmm i really dont have much to say except no pills for Jeff for a long time... i've decided i like my brain funtional... and if i keep going i'll be fried like some we know... lalalalalala... i'm poor

scattered.


It usually happens 2 or 3 days after I have ecstasy. The world is once again "coming down".
To combat the illness. I'm eating cake and ordering a big day out ticket.
I will be taking ecstasy 3 times this week and I am going on the hunt for lsd.

I had ecstasy jelly Friday and torched my brain at Sublime. Also. I will torch my brain again at Aphex Twin on Tuesday night. And I will again consume ecstasy at the big day out while I search for as much lsd as I can get my hands on and take it.

Goodbye world. I'm taking the stixx approach.

Pablo. You are a faggot. "I need to get laid" why bitch for? I don't care what you need. In fact I want nothing to do with what you need. Why don't you focus a little less on conspiracy and focus on getting your dick wet if it bothers you so much. In fact. Forget the conspiracy bullshit. You take it to far. If they told you rat poison was good I'm sure you'd eat it.

You have a brain right? Why not use it for what is real. Not what is bullshit.

George Bush.. Lizard King. Fluoride.. Mind controls. WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Austin.

Ecstacy Jelly!!

Friday night was the Dennis and Al birthday celebration. And by fuck, we celebrated! Dennis made the jelly in wine glasses, put some mad ice cream on top, added M&Ms and chocolate chips. You could barely taste the chemicals. We ate the jelly and left for Sublime straight after. By the time we got into the line we were all charging.

What a fuckin mad place Sublime is. And what about the urinals?!! Al, Jeff and I met some English dudes in Darling Harbour who told us they get pills in London for about AU$2.

Captain Smack, of course went elsewhere. Apparently he did well with the ladies. Austin was so fucked, he sent me a message later on in the night saying he'd turned into an eggplant.

Richards