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Saturday, February 21

Get this for weird..

Here's something Jeff and I discovered last night which we found a bit of a shock!

Turn any of these biblical words into their numerical equivalent, so that A=1, B=2 etc..

I've done this for you but you can re-do it to make sure..

JESUS ( 10+5+19+21+19 )

MESSIAH ( 13+5+19+19+9+1+8 )

LUCIFER ( 12+21+3+9+6+5+18 )

GOSPEL ( 12+15+19+16+12 ) *Comments

PREACHER ( 16+18+5+1+3+8+5+18 )

And multiply the result by 9...

On other news, I barely slept last night and i'm at work and it's a saturday, which as we all know by now, I actually like.
I barely slept because we stayed up watching a crappy Leonardo DiCaprio movie called 'The Basketball Diaries" and getting smashed (It was just Jeff & I, we bonded) and then i couldn't get to sleep cuz it was too hot.
Well, I almost got to sleep but my radio started going "Pablo, the beat's right here, Pablo, the beat's right here, Pablo, the beat's right here", and at first i thought i was crazy or making it up, but i had to make sure, so i woke myself up to make sure, and there it was, it just repeated that line like 50 times and spun the fuck out of me. Then i went back to sleep and got woken up by Al, Austin and Kansas who got back from the city and they made heaps of noise and shit... so i went to try to fall asleep again, and i could hear a cockroach walking around somewhere in my room and that kept me up too. Eventually i fell asleep, but i didnt get much of it.

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Friday, February 20

In keeping with our race talk.

SO! HI! Who's this?! Yeah? really? got any money? good. Give it to me.

Im ok at the moment, wasting my lunch updating my blog when i should be doing something constructive, like eating food, but you know...
Umm, so to keep track of my life and where it's going, i'll put this update up.. Ok, work is the same, but a bit better, im the same but a bit better, im a bit more inspired and i'm looking forward to getting some gear so i can jam again. Should be doing that next wednesday. Im also buying the pornwagon sometime soon and going to Melbourne in a month. I've gotta figure out if i wanna drive up or catch a plane.. driving up would be cool but so would a plane, i just dont want to wreck the pornwagon. So richards, let me know what the wise choice here would be..

Also, er, i wanna learn how to play drums, i've been into that, so im gonna start practicing after work, and yeah that should be good, i have work tomorrow! And i worked last saturday too! Far out! I work heaps, i hope my work notices. Instead of resigning im gonna talk to the lady who looks after that stuff and see if she'll let me take some time off to go to Melbourne but make it so i can have a job when i get back, tho i doubt it.. it's weird, cuz i do try, and i do a good job, but at the same time i suck heaps. Ah well we'll see.

Question : Should i make a website where it has all my e-mail correspondence on it? That would be fun? what do YOU think?

P.S - I added some links! To the right! Go to them!! And check out 'an unkempt aardvark' and 'my stuff to read' for all your conspiracy needs!

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Wednesday, February 18

Some of my best friends are racist.

I've recently found out that some of my best friends are racist and that's really shit.

Tho I can understand why prejudices happen, or why you would have particular feelings to particular races due to past events, I can't understand how someone, that I associate with, with intelligence, who isn't even from this country, could be prejudiced towards a whole race, and not understand the basic concept that..

WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS

The worst thing is that I dont know how to relate to this person anymore, because, the way i see it, they're full of shit.

You can talk about the world being fucked, and about wanting to fix this or do that or whatever, but if you're willing to label a whole race due to the actions of some, then you're just as bad as an ignorant hick in Texas or an oil baron or a whale killer.

Dont ever talk to me about injustice in the world, because your arguments hold no ground with me any longer.

Hipocrisy and double standards, fuck em.

Don't get me wrong, i think racism is great fun, its very fun to make fun of minorities, however, to mean it, and to really have prejudices and say "i hate that race" is not cool.

My views on you have changed and now your word means much less to me, sorry.

I've had bad experiences with cops, heaps of them, but i still give every cop the benefit of the doubt.

I try to avoid them, im wary of them, i think most of them are probably assholes.

BUT I KNOW THEY'RE NOT ALL ASHOLES, THAT THERE'S GOOD ONES IN THERE, AND THAT THEY'RE ALL INDIVIDUALS.

You're not cool, or special, for having dumbass ignorant views, it doesn't give you anymore identity, it just makes you a hypocrit.

You know who you are.. don't let me catch you playing or wearing Rancid stuff, or Pennywise either, they'd probably bash you.

(Still love ya man, you're just dumb)

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Monday, February 16

I think this is a bit suss, the protests seemed too well organized.

There may be a lot to this story. Who knows? (It says "Wanted, Child Murderers")

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this picture hasnt got anything to do with anything i just put it up.

Ok, soo, before i forget, on the weekend i..

Worked on Saturday! working on satruday is great, the atmosphere is so different, i actually enjoy it.

Then, went to cases/megans party and i got heaps drunk and threw up and passed out. Which is exactly what i planned to do. So im quite happy with my efforts. Good party, a few weird vibes but good nonetheless. The only bit that sucked was zoe asking me if i was still angry at her while i was on the grass out the front throwing up. I was freaking out enough that she was talking to me, but then to get aksed that, just sucks, i was like "im jussht scchdrunk". Now im not still angry. Im never really angry. But i am stil hurt, and i cant see her or case the same as they were before. It's like i see them through this different filter. But i still love em, and i know they were part of my life to help me grow and all that shit. Umm.. the point here is... there isn't one. Im just talking shit.

Ok, so the next day, we went to the beach, Richards, Austin & I, which was pretty good, the water was very welcoming but there was lots of seaweed (honestly, who gives a fuck about this shit?) and then we went home and Rachel came over with her friend Ben and we started planning what sort of stuff we can do to like 'save the world' and we came up with some really cool ideas.

She also told me about a 17 year old kid who got impaled into a fence after being chased by cops at Redfern, and the cops are now denying involvement. Well that was interesting cuz id read about that earler and thought it was a bit full on.
This morning its in the front page of the newspaper It was..

"Up to 60 police officers in riot gear, seven fire engines, 15 police cars and two ambulances converged on the Lawson Street block from Regent Street to Abercrombie Street.

The death of 17-year-old Thomas Hickey on Saturday was the trigger that reignited simmering Aboriginal anger over policing in the area.

Thomas, TJ to those who knew him, died in hospital early yesterday morning from neck and chest injuries after being impaled on a fence while cycling home on Phillip Street. His family claims he was being chased by police when the accident happened, a charge the police reject."

Soo. I wrote about it on Bombshell, (link on right) and got into a huge argument but wow, it went all day and my post got over 1600 views! which is pretty good i reckon, lots of viewpoints and ideas, and they're all valid.

I believe this was a trigger of some sort. I think the whole thing smells really off..

So yeah, that's that. Everything else is cool, i feel weird, like i've started life again, sort of like with a clean slate, i guess its cuz i cut off 4 years worth of hair. But it's cool.

We visited Kingswood high yesterday and looked at all our old graffiti and stuff too. A good one was "No quote, no motto, just be", hehe i thought that was great. I think a cool thing to graffiti, instead of "Smash racism", what about "Everyone's Cool" or "Businessmen rule" or just silly shit like that. Cuz pfft, what's "Smash racism" going to do? .. people are dumb. (like me!)

And.. yesss.. thazit. Have a good one reader.