DUDE!


I want all the goss.. FUCKING ALL OF IT!
As for tonight. I agree to designated drive. That's cool.
About the other guys.. hmm.. I don't know.
But yeah we'll have to meet up for a pipe after work.
If by chance my meeting with knockers happens to point in a bonified direction..
i will be bailing.
i'll take it i'll see you at 2:15. we'll speak then.

I am in control!!!!!

Austin,.

AND I"M READY TO ROLL!!!
I cleaned my room last night and found heaps of Trinas stuff and stuff that just reminded me of Trina... Then I proceeded to have dreams about Trina... So I woke up this morning feeling thoroughly sad... That coupled with no-ciggis has made me quite a sad sad person today...

But if anything this has strenghtened my resolve to go out tonight and find a rebound... hot, average, ok, I dont care... as long as their not but ugly i'll settle... the house has a vodka stock up, theres bourbon and beer... if any of you cunts are coming to mine afterwards its BYO I aint shouting you cunts shit... or piss for that matter...

MR STEVE AUTIN

Your not in charge I AM!!! I'll battle to the end for this... but then again you have access to Mr P's account fucker!!! But i hope your driving tonight coz i wont have room for everyone otherwise... not to mention if i bring chicks home... more ppl will need to be left behind... if you agree to designated drive you can reserve a spot in my car...

Speaking of i think i need a service... its making funny noises and shit... the ciggarette lighter socket doesnt work anymore... so yeah service is in order... but the speakers and CD player still work and thats the main thing...

MY ROOM IS CLEAN!!! SO IS MY CAR!!! AND AMY CLEANED MY BATHROOM AND SHOWER!!!

I never saw Eilish cleaning anything... let alone my bathroom and shower... hooray for cool housemates... oh and Austin... if you want in with her or Whitney i have inside gos that could help you out in your campaign... if your interested let me know...

Now That Pablo's Gone

I am in control.

Jeff. Mop the floors.

Richards. Fix the car.

Shazoo. Keep Slamming.

So. Now that i bought my personal stash at work. I need something to do later on tonight.
I might goto north sydney with alex and knockers. Or i might goto panthers. Or i might goto the fiddler.
Either way. Jeff.. if you could contact me on 0419-463-788 or extention 7019 at sometime today to let me know what you're doing that would be great.

Fantasmorcal!

austin.

I got fired/resigned!! just thought id let you all know. ok thats it im out

No more blogging for pablo.. *sniff*

YOU GUYS ARE SO SUPPORTIVE YOU KNOW THAT?

If i was more upset about the break-up than i am i would really kick your asses... but fortunately for you i agree it is for the better...

And Mr P... you fucked megan remember?... Tranny Lover!!!! and i have no defence to the other pic in regards to my 'smoking' habits...

Speaking of smoking habits though... i'm quitting again (or attempting to)... and i'm betting it doesnt last for very long at all...

But anyways for those of you coming out tomorrow night i will contact you with details of the details...

hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

That's the best fucking picture i have ever seen..
move over Sugar Ray Scrotes. We have a new champion!
That is fantastic.

JEFF GOT DUMPED! LICK MY ASSHOLE MAN.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO ON HOLIDAYS WITH HER.
I TOLD YOU SHE WAS BAD NEWS!

WHO WAS RIGHT.. AGAIN!!!

DOCTOR STEVE!

SUCK MY SMALL.. LIFLELESS DICK JEFF

I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!

- Austin.

Hey check out some pics!

This here is the real Megan..

And Jeff is a..

LADIES, GENTLEMEN. BOYS AND GIRLS. SLAPPERS AND PIMPS... I BRING TO YOU ALL, THE GAME OF THE CENTURY... IN ONE CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 3 POUNDS... WE HAVE PABLO!!!!
IN THE OTHER CORNER WEIGHING IN AT SLIGHTLY MORE THAN 3 POUNDS... WE HAVE JEFF!!!

In light of recent events which have rendered Jeffs love life obsolete (i'm jeff by the way for those who didnt know). Pablo and myself have come to a decision for a new competition to be held between him and myself (and anyone else who so wishes to be involved)... see who can fuck 3 different chicks the quickest this year... we would need rules and regulations so feel free one and all to suggest in the comments field...

HERES SOME I PREPARED EARLIER...

1: No undermining the competitors chances by slander and spreading rumourous facts (or any embarrasing facts for that matter).

2: No making shit up... it has to be obvious to all that you did indeed pick up... how this can be proved will need to be discussed... but honour is expected... so shifty shit guys

3: The loser has to go out and find two chicks for the winner to have a threesome with... and the Winner gets to find the loser the ugliest chick possible for the loser to fuck...

Anymore guggestions would be greatly appreciated

Fuck Everything

That hs been said recently..

KING JEFF IS IN SEARCH OF A NEW QUEEN!
Ladies and genitalmen.. I think all of us should goto sublime.
Check out this cartoon.. You need sound.. But it's wicked!!!

Cartoon


Austin..

AND THE PEOPLE SAID THE GOOD KING SHALL HAVE HIS DAY... THAT CAME SAME SOONER THAN MOST COULD'VE GUESSED....

So to all you Mother-Fuckers who jinxed my good luck run your fucked... but i'm not angry. The way i see it the luck of the Jeff will return stronger than ever... so this weekend i'm on the rebound to find some slappers to drown my sorrows in...
But dont go thinking the position of KING is up for grabs... I'm still the King i'm just running things a little different...

So whos going out for slappers this week? Not sublime... no slappers there... well plenty of slappers but to far away to bring any home with us... I'm going for drinks somewhere west and i'm on the prowl... the way i see it is the itch i havent been scratching can now be scratched (no not nits pablo) and scratch it i will!!!

Hmmm if only this had happened before the two parties... well guys shit happens they come they go and you gotta keep positive... although me and Trina are only officially 'on a break' we all know what that means... not sure why she wanted the break but the break is here...

SO ALL THE LADIES CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE COZ JEFF WAS TAKEN... HAVE NO FEAR I MAY BE OFFICIALLY SINGLE AGAIN SOON...

DISCLAIMER: JEFF APOLOGISES FOR BEING SO EGOTISTICAL.... BUT IF YOU WERE AS GREAT AS HE WAS WOULDNT YOU BE TOO?

Gilf!

QUESTIONING WHO THE TRUE KING IS???

Here are our titles as i see them (for those of us who have titles)

LORD Brainspiller... its sez so at the end of all your posts Richards... sorry you cant be king your a Lord.

MR P (or Pablo for those who dont think he dserves to be called Mr) a Mr cant be a king... sorry Mr P

CAPTAIN Smack... not quite Lord, but bigger than Mr... definately not a king....

SIR (sorry i forgot this one) Anal Du Whatever the fuck it is... Austin is a knight which is still not king however... although he was kind enough to remind me it was in fact HIM who crowmed me King... and for this i am grateful...

AND FINALLY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I PRESENT TO YOU, THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE MAGNIFICENT
AHEM

KING JEFF!!!!! Thats right ladies and gentlefolk, you crowned him yourself, and he has taken the responsibilty of being King Jeff, bringer of amatuer porn, the one who's royal communicator heralds his greatness every time anyone wishes to communicate with his greatness.... thats right folks I AM THE KING while you guys are great and all... your just not king material...

PARTY!!!

Two great parties in two weekends... will there be another one this weekend? I think Mr P and Allan and Kansas should have one at their place soon... i'm gonna have one soon as well coz i'm in a party mood now...

WHATS THE SOUND OF JEFF DRUNK??

Something along the lines of CRASH... (PAUSE)... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


overall i had a ripper of a time and i want to go partying again and again and never wanna stop... i had more fun on saturday and the saturday before than i have ever had in a night out on pills... that and parties have slappers... hot slappers who arent with the DJ... so yeah... i want to party some more and more and more and more... god bless speed, weed, and booze...