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Wednesday, March 3

Fuck, I just remembered why I hate Penrith so much...

Centrelink totally sucks, it has the worst vibe in there, the plaza is full of drongos, the library is shit with little dickhead babies crying all the time, their computers don't work properly, bus drivers are assholes. ARGH!

But even worse! The're destroying the Mondo!! ALL of the grassy area is getting developed on! ALL OF IT! There's fence all around every bit of grass near the plaza/library and they're turning it into more joan sutherland centre. It's fucking horrible and i'm really upset about it, kinda like my hair.

I'm still to figure out when im going to Melbourne.. organizing shit is a pain in the ass..

[ posted by Mr.P @ 13:30 ]

Tuesday, March 2

The joys of unemployment..

Wow! It's so great to not be employed! I am currently unemployed and not on centrelink so im not even a *blip* in the system, i've got no assets and no debts.. its great!

So all you suckers have to read this from work and i don't, at the moment i'm in an internet cafe in the city drinking a milkshake and trying to perve on a sexy chick sitting across from me. This is what i have dreamt of for months..

So, what's happenned i hear you ask?! Wellity wellity well, on the day i got fired, which was actually pretty funny, because i went to my boss Roger and told him i needed to talk to him and he's like "we need to talk to you too" and then we both realized we wanted the same thing and laughed about it, and then he told me to get out.
Well yes, on that day, i felt great, and went home and chilled and then the next day i cleaned up the whole house and we went to to the real estate to sort out our shit and Al's mum took us to Chili's and we got tipsy on their margaritas and had a big talk about vegetables (turns out al's mum and brother don't eat vegetables either, so it's a hereditary thing and he now has an excuse) and yeah, that was nice.

Some other stuff happenned.. ummm on the weekend Austin brought Alex and Eliza over and that was cool too but i passed out heaps early, but then i woke up again and just stayed up chilling and shit, and the next day was just a great lazy sunday where we sat around and didnt do much of anything, i really enjoyed it.

Yesterday! which was Monday, i went and saw the B52's!!!!and Lotr 3 as well!
I had to go by myself because no one would go with me and it was really good, the gig was excellent, i went wearing trin's glasses that i stole from jeff and everyone at the gig liked them, and i made friends with 2 gay guys who shouted me beers and joints, so that rocked too, and the b52's were great! The girls are getting a bit old, but fred schneider is completely fred schnieder, he was dancing around and shit, it was ace, plus they played heaps of songs from 'Cosmic Thing' which is one of my favourite albums ever, from what i remember they played "Private Idaho", "Channel Z" "Roam", "Love Shack", "Rock Lobster", "Junebug", "Bushfire" & more! I was singing so much, yeah.. it was ace. I give it 4/5 stars only because they could have had more go-go dancing.

And that's it for today! What other adventures does unemployment hold? This, we are still to see..

But until then.. Feed your pets, keep away from dark men in overalls, and never, ever, allow yourself to be sacrificed in the name of a lesser daemon. (unless that daemon likes the B52's).

Ciao!!

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