ShittyRail needs to get their shit together

Ahhhhh Jeff, the trains may not have fucked with you on your way to work this morning, but for sure they did this evening. I left work at 4:30 and got home at 7:45. An hour and a half longer than it usually takes. Like they say; "anything lost can be found again, except for time wasted". Fuckin ShittyRail. Motherfuckers. Absolute motherfuckers. Those cunts should all be shot for providing such poor quality service. If I fucked my customers around as much as ShittyRail does, I wouldn't have a job.

Vehicular update

I was at work for 4.5 hours today. I pulled the inlet manifold, rocker covers and front timing covers off the motor, pulled the spark plugs out, found out why the new sump wouldn't go on and sorted that out, ground the passenger side engine mount braket so it would fit on the new motor and got my flywheel off ready to be sent off for surface grinding. I'm getting Scott (the dude I work with) to paint my rocker covers and front timing covers silver. I've got spark plugs and a timing belt ordered. The only thing that's really holding me up from putting the motor in now is engine mounts. New ones from Nissan are $200 each trade. Fuck that! I should hopefully have some coming next week. It's looking like I may even have the car finished by the time I get my license back. Don't know if it will be lowered or have an intercooler though. I may even get some 18" wheels for it after all that shit's been done. New 18s and tyres are really cheap these days.

Rchards

COOPERS MAKES MY ASS GO SORE!

For those of you who drank coopers last night i'm sure you know how i feel... Coopers gives you the most wickedly disgusting grog bogs that could possibly escape from a humans rectum... I fell sorry for Marcella and Drielle as they are only little and the bogs probably blew then up...

Oh and i had a pull at work... i have marked my turf!
Now i just have to pull off in your house Richards then i think i have done so in all my close friends houses and work... hehehehehe... Ahhh I think i'm gonna set a deadline to break Drielle and Marcela in... (yes both at once hehehe) i'll give it untill marcela goes home on the 25th of june... plenty of time!!!

DISCLAIMER JEFF OZOG WILL AT NO POINT IN TIME ACTIVELY PURSUE MARCELA IN THE INTEREST OF NOT BEING DUBBED 'PABLO' AND HURTING AUSTINS FEELING (AUSTIN IN TURN SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT JEFF REALISES THAT DOING MARCELA WOULD PISS HIM OFF). BUT JEFF ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY IF EVENTS LEAD IN THAT DIRECTION, JEFF (BEING A HORMONE CHARGED TEEN/YOUNG MALE) WILL, IN THAT CASE, HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE ORDERS GIVEN BY HIS 'DICK'TATOR AND GO WITH THE FLOW

WORK + HANGOVER + WEEKEND + NOT SLEEPING = SHIT!!!!

Man what the fuck was i thinking when i agreed to do a shift swap for the weekend... what could possibly convince me to work on the weekend... not only Saturday (10:15-6:45) but ALSO sunday (8-4)... that means i have to get up at like 5:30 in the motherfucking morning... man i'm a fucking idiot sometime.... fucking work...

BUT ON THE FLIP SIDE... the Brazilians came over last night... man are they cute... it would be too easy to get with Drielle, but as for fucking... i have a year nearly to work on it... Marcella is super cool... i'd go her but Austin would have a whinge about it even though he's got no fucking chance... But fuck him... i live for me and if the opportunity arises you never know what will happen... FAGS!

According to them (the Brazilian Delegation)... Austin is Crazy... I am Crazy as well, but in a good way... and Allan is normal... Boring normal Allan... Sorry Al the slag didnt come along...
It turns out that Drielle does not in fact live with the Slag... so our fears that the slag may follow the Brazilians to mine like an ugly stray dog begging for a bone (hehehe i'm so clever) were un-founded and thus we are safe until we decide (If we decide) to TAG THAT SLAG...

Man work sux... its quiet... a little too quiet... theres something going on... hopefully theres a fire or something or the building blows up so i get to go home and not come in tomorrow... I might go to the bathroom and have a pull and cum in someones coffee mug... hehehe i'll make sure its a hot chicks mug though...

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ALL HAIL
THE KING!!!
WHICH KING?
KING JEFF!

SO IF THE TROG COMES OVER TONIGHT...

we have a distraction... Allan!!! Thanks for taking the fall for the team Al...

Alright motherfuckers, Richards is in charge

Austin, what's this about me being aggressive? And why shoudn't I be? Every other motherfucker is. And I'm not a coaster. I don't live there. I've only been there once. And I'd only go back up because it seems to be an extremely good place to pick up. The quality of bitches up there is A1.

....And more on ShittyRail
Did anyone read the telegraph today? There was a story about a fucked driver. Apparently a morning train to the city from Hornsby was running fairly late. As the train pulled into St Leonards, people were looking at the driver and tapping their watches as if to say "You're late, cunt". So the driver got on the train's PA and said something like "Attention passengers. It has come to my attention that some of you are tapping you watches and checking the time. The train's late running is not the responsibility of the crew. If I see any of you doing this, you will be thrown off the train." This dude's in serious shit now.

Cops and sniffer dogs
They're at Hornsby station all the time. It seems the dogs are trained to sniff out hot food first, and drugs second. One dude with hot chips got searched because the dog was sniffing him. He missed the train and the cops found nothing. Fucked cunts.

Time to slow down on the partying
Yep. I've got five weeks left until I get my license back. I've written a list of shit that I need to do on my car and my boss has ordered my computer and CDI (Capacitor Discharge Ignition - controls spark). I'm not getting trashed this weekend at all. I'm going into work on Saturday and maybe Sunday to get the shit sorted.

Speaking of my boss...
I think he caught me calling him Donkey Kong today. Not a smart move.

Smoking with Trina....
Austin and I had a plan on Tuesday night to roll a whole stick in a jay and get Trina really smashed so she'd be fucked when she woke up the next day. But oh shit, did that backfire or what. I was that smashed when I woke up on Wednesday, I couldn't talk properly. It was fucked. I wonder how long it'll be before she starts getting on the bikkies.

See you later motherfuckers!!!!
Richards

ME? DOING A PABLO? NEVER!!!

Austin, Austin, Austin... i sense insecurity and uncertainty in your post...

1: As you are aware i am chasing Drielle.
2: You have done no work thus far for Marcella... In Fact I recall spending most of saturday night chatting them both up... So even if i did decide to run Marcella you'd have no basis for complaint... I have as much right on either (or both) of them as you do...

BUT BEING THE FAIR FAIR MAN I AM...
I will invite you for the evening to try your luck with Marcella as i would like to concentrate my efforts on Drielle... That and i need you to go halves with me in a case of coopers or something a little nicer than new...

Austin Austin Austin... the blog has turned into me and you talking shit...

Jeff. I'm coming.. But if you want to be pablo. go ahead. I'm used to it.. your in.. My ass!!!!

I'm bringin allan and kansas and fatty and richards.. hahhah!!!! Challenge.

Asshole. I have to shop for new freinds.

Check out Phils blog.. He's canadian.. Quality.. He writes about shit. Just like us. WE got a mention on his blog.. Rad was used soo many times...

Austin.

SO AUSTIN CALLS ME RIGHT...

and informs me that Marcella didnt sound too keen on hanging out on friday night coz she was going to be with Drielle...
Ok, i think, not worth pursuing... but today i get a message...

Drielle'Hi jeff. howyagoin? marcela and i r going to woologong this saturday and well be back on sunday,so lets do something...
...this friday night! msg me if u wanna do something ok! c ya

HA HA! so i say just come over we'll have some drinks and watch a movie or something... I'M IN!

HaHa so i may or may not invite someone else... or i might just take both of them myself... hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

GIMME A T, GIMME AN A, GIMME A C, GIMME A T! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL!
TACT!!!

Something MR Stevie you need to work on...

Although last night nothing would have happened between me and Trina... If you say out load

Slam that ass!

Or something similar, the chick in question would then not let me 'Slam that ass!' as she knows that you know that its gonna happen... and most chicks dont like ppl knowing when their fucking someone...

AND IT PISSES ME OFF!!!

Austin if you continue to piss me off by being tactless in a way i deem effects my scoring chances... i will retaliate by doing a Pablo/Stixx on your ass and only going for chicks you've softened up for me...

And speaking of keeping your cool...

Do you feel abusing chicks after they get with Stixx/Pablo (thus reducing any potential future chances) keeping your cool... that is not keeping your cool in any shape or form...

ON A LIGHTER NOTE...

If we end up having drinks at my place on friday evening... should i invite Trina2 as well... or shall we keep it as us vs Brasil... i'll get in touch

Fuck Off!

I didn't say anything that could have possibly ruined your chances. The fact that she went home tells me that you had no chance anyway. And fuck that shit man. She's my mate. Your my mate. I say what i think around my mates. I don't give a fuck about you and her fucking or whatever. I can say whatever the fuck i want when she's around. Potential for scoring or not. I will say what i want. She put you throuigh shit.. And put me through the same shit. that's not cool.

Mt tactlessness will not prevent you from scoring man. If you let it bother you it will. If you play it cool You'll be able to score regardless of what i say anyway man.

You need to learn how to make yourself look cool when people say fucked shit around you. It's important.

Do you want to end up like Stixx?

-Austin.

MIND FUCK!!!

As much as i enjoy single life, the pursuit of potential roots, the freedom, and everything else that comes with single-life; i realised something last night...

When Trina came over and i got smashed... then she got smashed... i realised i miss being with her so much... and i dont like that at all... I will continue, however, to live life as a single male in full and she is now just one of many potential roots...

Austin when i walk a chick to the door, or go to get her stuff. Even if i AM planning to slam them, YOU DO NOT MENTION I WANT TO SLAM THEM, THAT I AM GOING TO SLAM THEM, OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH SLAMMING, TAGGING, SLAGS, HOES OR ANYTHING!!!

Its bad enough your tact enables chicks to run away from you... but dont let that affect us tactful people...

That is all...

Pissed Off.. Fuckin Pissed Off.


Why is it that there was once a time where i could catch two trains to work and be on time and now I catch the same fucking trains in the morning but get to work 15 minutes late? Why is it that when i want to go home they cancel my fucking train and i'm late to get home? Why the fuck is there noone to call up and abuse about cityrails incompetance? Why don't i just puch the fucking train driver in the side of the head leaving him unconcious and then proceed to blow central fucking station into a million peices..

Citirail Is Totally Fucked

They haven't even gave me my free ticket yet. It's been three fucking weeks. What a load of bullshit. I hate the trains. I hate work. I hate everythign today.
I guess my plan to blow trina out so that she was fucked when she woke up in the morning has kicked me in the ass.. AS i was still stoned at 6:34am when i got out of bed..

Fuck.

-Austin.

Slag rhymes with...

1 syllable:

ag, bag, bagg, bagge, blagg, brag, bragg, clagg, cragg, dag, dagg, drag, fag, fagg, flag, flagg, gag, gragg, hag, hagg, hagge, kragh, lag, mag, nag, plagge, rag, sag, schlag, schrag, scragg, shag, snag, spragg, stag, stagg, tag, tagg, tagge, wag, wagg, wragg, zag

2 syllables:

air bag, black flag, blue flag, book bag, clutch bag, codag, code flag, dog tag, dust bag, golf bag, ice bag, jet lag, kit bag, main drag, montag, name tag, old bag, price tag, reflag, scum bag, sight gag, soft flag, sweat bag, sweet flag, tea bag, time lag, tool bag, tote bag, white flag

3 syllables:

battle flag, body bag, braxton bragg, burlap bag, ditty bag, doggie bag, doggy bag, duffel bag, evening bag, garment bag, gladstone bag, myrtle flag, paper bag, pirate flag, punching bag, rosin bag, royal stag, shopping bag, shoulder bag, signal flag, sleeping bag, union flag, vacuum bag, yellow flag

4 syllables:

carrier bag, grocery bag, national flag, overnight bag, southern blue flag, traveling bag

5 syllables:

confederate flag, knight of the square flag, yellow water flag

6 syllables:

coefficient of drag, nautical signal flag


I'd say the most common was flag.. How about..

noun: the scum formed by oxidation at the surface of molten metals

ahh the internet..

austin/

SLAG TAG INC.FOR ALL THE SLAGS THAT NEED TO BE TAGGED!

Austin lets start a business... SLAG TAG INC. or SLAG TAG INDUSTRIES... or something.... i'm sure there are plenty of slags out there just waiting for a chance to be tagged by us... Website, TV show, company... Austin we could make a killing...

SLAG DIVERSION...
A problem still exists however.

What do we do if the Slag wants to come out with us and the Brazilians... could be disastrous... it is a dilema which needs loked into... Stixx you dont want as a decoy (and he's taken), its too risky to allow pablo near us with the Brazilians (thanks to your track record Austin), Capt'n Smack only emerges from the Sushi Train every so often, Allan has standards, as does Kansas, Richards has standards too and would kill us for suggesting it...

HOW TO DISTRACT A SLAG WHEN SHE DONT NEED A TAG...

This question has been on the lips on man since Slags first walked this planet...

Little known fact:
Slags first appeared on earth approximately 50 00BC... this is obvious due to the mass migration of the human race from that point (an possibly even earlier). These migrations were evidently to escape the growing slag plague.. unfortunately the slags followed suit and now slags are found anywhere that the human race has now settled...

as you can see... slags are impossible to get rid of, once theres one around the only way to offload is to get her another poor individual to torture...

I ONLY HOPE THAT IF WE GO AHEAD WITH IT... she doesnt get attached or kill herself or something... if that happens i accept no responsibility...

Slag Magnet


Not only was I advised last night that I might have extremely dangerous blood pressure levels. I was also advised by a professional not to smoke dope and go to the gym.

Guys, It was fun while it lasted but I think I have to hang up the mid-week smoking boots for good in the near future. It sucks. I feel as though I need my mid-week smoke considering it has taken up so much of my time over the past few years. Well. It was fun while it lasted. But as per the previous notes on this website I have to start training and getting the Shlubby prepared for at least a few rounds of Tag That Slag! The Newest Reality T.V. Show To Hit Bligh Park . Its about fucking time I got involved with attempting to fuck chicks actively. I had a passive go at it and it didn't work. Pablo seemed to scrape up my fish like a sucker fish feeding off a big shark. But not just Pablo.. There was Ben and Stixx and I think a few others.. Oh well. It all started yesterday when I rang a certain individual and asked for a shag. I was rejected but at least I asked..

So my review on the party.. Well. For the amount of invites I sent out. Not as many people came as I expected. There were two really nice Brazilian chicks there. They were hot. The Sensation and I will be following them up this weekend. Other than that there was Trog. Who happened to put her number in my phone. She game me goosebumps. BLARGH! WE will be Tagging her first in Tag That Slag! The Newest Reality T.V. Show To Hit Bligh Park . Then There was The Console King. He made nachos out of curry powder and dolmio sauce. They were awesome. I did spend 40 minutes laughing in disbelief. Maybe that could have been the punch.. He also made a movie which I have to watch.. Just so that I can look back at the evens from the cameras eyes.

Now as for the punch. I now know why they call it punch. Simple. You drink it and forget about the alcohol and when you sit down to have a line and a bong.. BLAM! - The voice expels over the loudspeaker "Ladies and Gentlemen. Steve Is Wasted!" then, the cameras focus on me and I stumble and say "There comes a point in time in a mans life where he's fucked! That's where I am now". People turn and say.. It's ok Austin. I know where your coming from. And roughly two to three hours later the second announcement comes over the loudspeaker.. "Cleanup in Isle 4, Steve has chunderd all over the floor" and somehow the alcohol gods make sure I am sheltered next to a toilet on some tiles for a good nights rest so that I can prepare for a fucking awful hangover.. Complete with dry heaves and headache. Blargh. What a fantastic punch!

Hoju was there. Without him or the Punch the party would not have been complete. Thank you Jeff for letting us put fruit on out floor.. As per warnings they will eventually decompose and turn into the garden again. However I must admit that I smoked inside the house. Only because I was too fucked to get off the couch. Me and hoju shared a smoke.. WE ashed it on a piece of orange peel.. Killing two birds with one stone.

As for your roommate. I think he's got a problem with people having fun. He's never happy.. He's always way too relaxed for a non smoker. Is he gay? Does he like chicks? Can he Party? Jeff. He just seems a little to serious for you to be hanging out with. I mean once you grow up. The Asian Sensation will be demolished. Don't turn into him Jeff. Don't' become conservative and rag on your mates for leaving some dishes in the garden. DON'T JOINT A CRICKET TEAM!

SO yeah. I was hit on by 2 fine examples of Slags today. Once at werrington. This hardcore slag told me the she was on backyard blitz. She was so slaggy that I was too embarrassed to talk to her. And the hot chick next to me looked at me in disgust. And again I was slagged at Central by this chick from Canberra who was a photographer and was shooting a series of pics for a documentary about Sydney.. BLargh! She had 3 eyes. Or a mole that was very similar to an eye. It was disgusting.

My shouts for the weekend go to Budge for being himself (a caring,giving,cheery individual), Latino Heat (He didn't even have to show up. A Phone call would have secured his place on the shouts list.) Oms "The Resistance" (Better known as Omar, jeeps brother. He brought a Blonde and a tall guy. He drank the punch. He was the resistance! OHMS THE RESISTANCE!) And Gilmore.. (He was upset cos I called him a fag. I'm sorry mate.. You'll be loved in prison..)

Richards.. Stop Being So aggressive. Fuckin Coaster.

Brazil Update

No Stixx. You and I can handle it. Even if the Slag comes. WE get them to your house. So there is me and you and them.. Drinking games.. And Fun Fun Fun!!!

Ladies.. Remove your panties.. Lovely!!!

-Austin.

NEWS FLASH: JUST IN:JEFF AND AUSTIN TAKE BRAZIL BY STORM...

Ahhh... the wonders of the Amazon, the sun, the phiranas, the pygmy head-hunting cannibals... the chicks... I should probably get over it but Drielle and Marcella were absolutely awesomely spectacular... and Austin and Myself have taken the liberty of making sure they experience the full pleasure of the Australian way of life... Austin has dibbed Marcella so i'm cool to go Drielle... maybe we can get some 4-way happening... but i doubt that... due to these new revelations (and also the fact Trina2 is gagging for it, sorry Richards stole your phrase), the premier episode of TAG THAT SLAG(TM)(R)(C)... may have to be postponed as we dont want anyone thinking we have bad taste... but the slag will always be aching for it... so anytime is a good time...

AUSTIN: we need to plan an itinery for Drielle and Marcella... get in touch... i got work so friday night would be optimum... if not next weekend we'll have 'intimate drinks at mine... (we'll invite Stixx... he can be the decoy for the Slag if she shows up)...

BUT WHAT DO I DO??? if both Trina2 and Drielle show up gaggin' for it... they'll have to bid for it... but yeah the weekend has opened many doors of opportunity and fun... Ah... God Bless Brazil...

ONE LAST THING AUSTIN... DO NOT LET MARCELA MEET PABLO... HE WILL FIND A WAY OF GETTING HER WITHOUT TRYING... NITS OR NO NITS, UGLY HERPES INFECTED MOUTH OR NOT... HE WILL FIND A WAY... HE ALWAYS HAS AND ALWAYS WILL!!!

AND ANOTHER THING...

Fun and Sluzza'a aside, i dont think i will have another party for a while... Matt got the shits coz there were ppl smoking inside, there was a plate in the garden ( i didnt see it when i cleaned up) and Kansas and Allan set fire to a broom handle (which they assured me was metal and wouldn't get damaged... which it did) to make a fire stick... Hmmm sux doesnt it...

SPEED, WEED, AND PUNCH... SLAPPERS, TROGS AND >BRASIL!!!

Here is a breakdown of Saturday night...

About 5 or 6 pm... Started drinking and had a line of speed....
6pm -9pm a couple of people rock up... kept drinking and racking up... had a cone or two in this period...
9 pm Guests startto arrive in numbers... by this time i am quite revved up and drunk... i also notice Stixx passed out on couch (1st pass out for Stixx... he totalled about 5 or 6... dissapointing Stixx... dissapointing)
Midnight Party truly Begins... Music pumping, punch drinking speed snorting cone smoking fun! In this period i has a huge line of pure courtesy of Gilmore in exchange for some of my gas... i was charging for hours and hours after that...
Also at this point chicks show up... firstly i get chatting to a chick called Trina (who goes to the same school as the other Trina did), her friend Kat, and her ugly Friend Mel... in the conversation somewhere the ugly one asks

do you want us to go get this Brazilian girl who's staying with me

To which i respond 'Damn straight i do. go fetch' which she did... unfortunately she took Trina2 and Kat with her... so i proceed to stumble around talking at a million miles per hour scaring people i didnt know because they weren't smiling...
10 minutes after they left Trina2, Kat, and Trog return... with not 1 but 2 Brazilian chicks... could things get any better... It turns out that Brazil#1 (Driele) lives with Trog less than 5 minutes walk from my place... Brazil2 (who was the cooler one and called Marcella) lives in Faulconbridge or some shit like that and just happened to be hanging out with Drielle for the night when the party invite came... this was their first Australian party and both were impressed and requested i invite them to more and take them out to the city when they both have fake ID's... Excellent...

So now my focus is split... i'm chatting to Trina2, Drielle, and Marcella all at once, as well as dodging Amanda's half hourly skin-care updates, and trying to avoid Trog's (Mel) attempts to keep my attention on her... (with two hot brazilians and one kinda hot local chick in prospective sights she had no chance)... sometime in the early morning Trina2, Mel, and Kat announce they are leaving to attend another party... but before they leave i proceed to exchange numbers with Trina2... (and unfortunately Mel as well but this may work to my advantage)... So now i am left with two Brazilians, Austin and Grant 'The Molester' (whom you will all hear about)... So the chatting to the Brazilians continue... i am dissapointed coz my efforts were more focused on Trina2 (must be the name) but Marcela and Driele were both fine targets as well...
15 minutes after they left Trina2 and friends return

The words from Trina2 this party kicks ass over the other one, that and your here Mel (Trog) agrees with her horrid, i'm trying to look sexy but its impossible, smile...

But Trina2 was back sothat was good... so again my attention is split 3 ways and i am trying to avoid beauty tips (courtesy of Amanda), and avoiding the 'trying to be sexy and seductive' glances from Trog... uurrrggghhh!

The night gets along and eventually Trina2 and kat have to leave for good coz one of them had work (can't remember which i was quite lop-soy)... Trina2 leaves by running up behind me and giving me a big hug and kiss (on the cheek dam!) and made me promise I'd contact her and invite her to mine next time i have drinks.... scores!!!

But not only did Trina2 leave with her goodness and fuckableness... she left Trog behind... So now i'm chatting to the Brazilians (as well as stumbling around and migling and being fucked in general) and avoiding Trog (amanda had since dissapeared)... Driele and Marcela, it turns out, can drink beer faster than either me or Grant (the molester) and Marcela can kick my ass at racing games... she's more man than me...
SOMETIME AFTER ABOVE MENTIONED EVENTS AND BEFORE NEXT MENTIONED EVENTTrog leaves me alone (thank god) but still comes to try her luck every so often (if at first you dont succeed, get a hint and fuck off!!!... but this may work to my advantage... read on)..

Grant gets with Dreile... but to my shock he later informs me that she was a wicked kisser, but wouldnt let him touch her (thats the shocking part) anywhere below the waist or on the chest... HA HA Bralizian=frigid (and both Virgins)... so I formulate a plan that before each of them leave... i or one of my friends must de-flower them!... Marcela leaves in 5 months... Driele in 11 months... Plenty of time guys!!!

(Grant 'The molester' proceeds to pass out on my room-mates bed... but to his dismay he chooses to sleep on the matress in between two chicks (Whitney and Renee)... Both of whom he gropes, then proceeds to play with himself asking if they could help... Both say no... but Whitney was kind enough to provide him with Tissues... It turns out if he's stayed in Aimee's bed 'she would've gone along with it'... Bad move Grant... but keep the Molesting up...)

But before this me and Grant walk the Brazilians back to Drieles host family's house (Trog had gone home to have a Spa with 4 guys... SLAG! but at least she was leaving me alone)... After a hug and kiss good-bye i am (for the second time in the night) made to promise that i would call them and invite them drinking at my house and take them out to the city when their fake ID's arrive... Excellent... (keep in mind Driele only live 5 minutes walk from my place... but sadly that means Trog lives there to... and if Driele comes to mine Trog will come too... but this may work to my advantage... read on)

5:30 AM... I go to bed... i sleep for half an hour due to Austins snoring in my bathroom (where he had at some point passed out while trying to puke)...

A FEW CAMEOS THAT MUST BE MENTIONED..
CLANCY!- who came and for a short while diverted my attention away from my attempts at scoring (which for the record i didnt do... thats right Pablo i didnt score.... but i did set up a few potentials...) and was as cool as ever and will always be one of the coolest chicks i know...

LATINO HEAT!!!- although born here, he exubes the Latino Style and class in ways ou own little Latino is yet to do... Latino heat, AKA Fatty, once again failed to deliver on his promise of 10 'High Class Hoe's ready for a slammin'' but will always be the best Latino this side of the Border...

Brazil 1 and 2 please read previous praise for these two... choice!

BUDGE- always a sick cunt... not only because he was at the party... but he also answered our call of WE NEED A BONG the next day... and shouted us a session... Sick Cunt!

Overall i was quite happy with my party and i am happy with my efforts to secure future slammings... i will proceed to work on these...

Mel the chick from the 'Mean Fiddler' didnt come (which dissapointed me) but she sent her apologies on sunday morning and asked when i will at the Fiddler again... scores!!!


TAG THAT SLAG!!!The hottest new reality show to hit Bligh Park... EVER!!!-Me

For the Small fee of $50 I am willing to make a young ugly slags dreams come true... Me and Austin have decided that we will allow Mel (the trog from my party not the one from the fiddler) have us both in either Tag Team action... or a two on one rumble... Austin however will do this for free just for the amusement factor... So if anyone wants to pay me $50 i will do the Trog with Austin in tow... alternatively... i will pay Austin $50 if no-one will pay me, if he can bring himself to go one-on-one with her...

SO IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO SPONSOR-A-TROG TO GET LAID BY TWO YOUNG STUDS... pls let me know...

12 DAY WORKATHON!!! I will not be enjoying another weekend of fun this weekend as i am working for 12 days straight... sucks doesnt it?

But i understand we will shortly be arranging another bash at the home of Kansas and Pablo for the weekend after the one coming up... FUN FUN FUN!!!

Ahhh a slightly Scattered (still) jeff signing out...