SO I HAVE A VIDEO CAMERA FOR THE WEEKEND...

What fun can we have? Lots and lots...

Hopefully Trina2 comes over for drinks... I think Clacy is coming too... I'm not fussed as long as grog is involved.

Anywyas i'm out of things to say so you can all go fuck yourselves

JEFF.. LEAVE PABLO ALONE.
PABLO LEAVE ME ALONE.
I WILL DO WHAT I WANT.
DIBS IS DIBS.
HOWEVER.. FIRST IN BEST DRESSED..
I LOST.. BIG DEAL.
I'M NOT UPSET..
I MEAN LIKE I GET UPSET. BUT IT GOES AWAY.
PABLO.. LETS MOVE TO SAN FRAN AND BUY JOE MONTANA'S SPORTS TALK FOOTBALL..
THEN WE CAN BE QUEERS.

I LOVE ALL OF YOU!
ALL OF YOU..

AND PABLO.. YOU'LL CHECK THE BLOG.
JEFF.. GROW HAIR ON YOUR BALLS..
RICHARDS... KEEP FIXING THE CAR..

FAGGOTS!


AUSTIN

AH PABLO, PABLO, PABLO...

I know you said you wont read this blog anymore... but i know you will...

First and foremost, i pay out on you coz i know you can take it... Thats it, plain and simple. Your ego is so big that any negative criticism will just inflate it further... Your just like me Pablo, thats why i have to destroy you... theres only room for one exotic man in our group... ME

But seriously dont get offended coz that means i'd have to stop... and i dont want to stop...

As for chucking a Pablo it was an inderect quote of Austin... I dont get myself in situations like this so therefore i dont really care too much... But i do hate itwhen you two bitch and whine like a married couple... Yes its not just Austin its you too Pablo... you should both just go to San Fransisco and get married and bicker your lives away with each other...

QUEERS!!!

That is all for now... and if you want pablo you can have a goat one of the Brazilians... as long as i get one.

Im not gonna read this blog anymore

this blog is gay, the more you bitch about me the more you stroke my fragile ego and the more i'll turn into a fag.

Basically, it goes like this.

Austin puts dibs on any girl that talks to him, which is not enogh to count, the only dibs i consider to count are where the other party is clearly interested, there's hopes of interest or if the parties have had a previous fling.

Lets say austin got with a girl he'd met a couple of weeks ago, well then thats off limits.
Or if i could see austin was TOTALLY into this girl for real and it wasnt a game, then thats off limits.
If the girls is interested in austin and that is visible, then off lmiits.

But if austin has had ample time and nothing has come off it and he's just playing the girl to get some, then it's not off limits.

Also i would like some example of 'chucking a pablo', ok, i'll accept eliza, is there any more? come on.. tell me.

Because from what i recall, it is austin who called kat and alison flack and whatever other girls whose numbers id get and put on his phone. and i didnt even go off, i let him, so yeah, jeff, just gimme some examples, back up what you have to say with some proof.

As a friend, austin should endeavour to keep me happy and not bring up shit and 'push my buttons' whenever he can, he should also not confuse our friend relationship with our band relationship.

About these brazillian chicks, keep them away from me, trust me. :)

And jeff, i bet if marcella was coming onto you and shit, you wouldnt think 'oh no austin likes this girl' because :

A) in truth he really doesnt and..
B) she wants to get with you..

Jeff, you're fucked cuz you're just as much of a bitcher about me! What about your previous post, 'let me begin with pablo is fucked, he's extremely fucked' or whatever.. man, it doesnt offend me, it strokes my gay ego, but it offends me that im friends with dickheads who make even bigger dickheads of themselves by typing faggy shit.

Well, actually, you're going to england which is fucking sick, travelling is really cool and helps you grow, and i know i probably sound like a fag for saying that but you all know its true. I would totally love to go on a road trip with you guys, especially austin. REMEMBER! WE ARE FUN! WE ARE COOL!

I just hope we dont get stuck to a 9-5 penrith life and forget what bunch of sick cunts we are, remember that for years we've been the life of the party, we're the dudes everyone use to talk about at gigs and parties! Remember Booyah! and Nigeria, and all the crazy shit austin did! We cant just let that coolness go to waste in penrith.

Im scared that im gonna get back and not relate with shit anymore and not want to live in penrith anymore, but is that a bad thing? I dont think so, i reckon i get back, get into the band, finish the damn cd, work, gig, save up and then go to california. Wishful thinking maybe.. maybe not, who knows, im gonna play in a touring band, and that band is SSFD, the guys austin and allan.

Hey by the way, Jeff, im gonna get ya.. you'll see. when i get back, im gonna get ya good.. ;)..
"So what if a chick gets with Pablo... She wasnt that good anyway... i would'nt have touched her... and obviously she has no taste either."

On other news :

I bought a kimono yesterday! we all did (ben, rachel & i) to treck through the desert with! rach & i also wrote a busking song, it goes like this..

"I hate my life and i want to die but im too scared to kill myself so im stuck here in limbo with you, why oh why did it have to be you, why oh why did it have to be you, i wish i had the guts to kill you too..

Chorus = Gimme all your money cuz i might just snap, gimme all your money cuz im going insane, gimme all your money cuz i might just snap and kill you all. And tell me what's going to stop me from bludgeoning you to death with this guitar right now? It's gonna take the cops at least 5 minutes to get here and thats plenty of time for me to find, your wallet, your I.D, credit cards & pictures of your children.

I hate my life and i want to die, and mark my words if i kill myself im gonna take out a whole buch of you motherfuckers with me, cuz im not going out just like that, im gonna make a statement and i dont care what it states.

*Chorus*

And if you dont think im scary, just listen to this riff it goes.. *scary riff*

So dont fuck with me, just give me your money, dont fuck with me, gimme all your money.

*Chorus*

Optimus prime was the head of transformer squad, but i killed him."

It hasnt made us any money yet.

Shit, ive spent a lot of time at this caf, hopefully austin has replied to my e-mail so i can send him a real life physical letter with some used toilet paper in it.

Bye gronks, get a new word, cuz fag is fag.

AS MUCH AS I THINK MR P SUX (NO OFFENSE MR P)...

He has a good point. You really gotta stop your bitching when something goes wrong for you... So what if a chick gets with Pablo... She wasnt that good anyway... i would'nt have touched her... and obviously she has no taste either. You should take the AUSTINATER approach and not give a shit what goes on... All the whining just makes you look bad... if you act like you dont care (which you say you dont but so obviously do) then it'll make you look cooler and you'd get to slam more chicks more often... why do you think Pablo gets some... its not because he's charismatic, or witty, or attractive... its coz he has this air of indifference which sez

if you dont give it to me someone else will.... so why dont you just give it to me

sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt...

BUT PABLO...

You dont help things by getting (and fucking, yes fucking. If it goes in its a fuck regardless of the quantity of thrusts or the lack of semen. its still a fuck) wit chicks Austin likes... all it does is works him up and gets him angry. Whether he should be angry or not is another thing altogether, but you, as his friend, should endevour to keep him happy as well as yourself... and this does mean not fucking chicks he likes... I'm not going for Marcela coz Austin likes her (even though he got rude and drunk and offensive and i doubt she's interested at all) and if i did get with her the following would happen.

1. Austin would be pissed off
2. Austin wouldnt shut up about it
3. Austin would refer to me as 'Pablo'

The worst of these is a mate being pissed off...

Your both fucked and i'm sick of hearing you cunts bitch and whine about each other and money and chicks and music and all the fucked up shit you argue about. Its all fucking circular. You go over the same shit OVER AND OVER AND OVER again... YOUR BOTH FUCKED! Get over each other!!!

FAGS!!!

Austin 1 Pablo.. Zero


He sent me this.

"FUCK! what game?! get over the stupid bithces! Didnt you tell them to fuck off?!
For fucks sake austin!

FUCK, YOURE NOT GONNA GET ANY CHICKS UNLESS YOU STOP THINKING AND TALKING SHIT!
IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE BY YOURSELF OR NOT, BUT YOUVE GOTTA STOP PUTTING SHIT
ON OTHERS AND PLAYING MIND GAMES.

BE THE AUSTINATOR.

THE AUSTINATOR DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OTHER PLAYERS BECAUSE HE IS THE ONLY
PLAYER.

IF A BITCH IS DUMB ENOUGH TO GET WITH SOME OTHER CUNT THEN SHE WASNT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR THE AUSTINATOR ANYWAY.

THE AUSTINATOR DOESNT GO ON ABOUT HIS LOSSES FOR MONTHS,HE BLAMES NO OTHERS, HE
JUST PLAYS IT AS IT COMES.

HE'S THE MAN.

CHICKS DIG HIM CUZ HE DIGS THEM."

Thanks..

But i got done what i wanted to. I toyed with the poor boys brain even though he's in Melbourne.

hahaha!!

Fags!

austin.

THAT WAS BETTER!!!

Much better Mr P, you have redeemed yourself!!!

And for the record this blog was created for us, your friends. The monkeys cheese was created by you for you... as for me being a fag...

At least i dont blame any of my problems on you and i take control of my own affairs.

And as for government money... of course you wouldnt admit to ripping centrelink off on a web site... your paranoia would not permit you to reveal such information to anyone... and if you are dont tell us, coz any one of us could be after you....

Hey dickheads..

First of all, i made this blog, so i can write what i want Jeff.

Austin, you've seriously gotta rethink your brain, it's fucked, so fucked that i just don't even know if there's any hope for you. You're like a fucking bitch, get over me, fuck get over stupid chicks that you're never gonna get any from. The more you bitch the more you assert what a fucking faggot you are.

1. My sex life is none of your business, i'll lie to you when i want if i want. As far as im concerned, it's not fucking if there is no a) Repeated thrusting or B) Ejaculation. (This precedent was set by my ex Sarah who said we didnt fuck even tho it went in).

2. My mouth disease is now over, it was actually my rotting wisdom teeth.

3. Don't ever trust me with what? I'm no case, you're just insecure..

4. You haven't rooted me yet so how would you know.

5. I'm not getting any government money at all. In fact im almost broke. My first centrelink appointment is on the 5th of April in Adelaide to see if i can get on or not. (they supposedly overpaid me by $400, 2 years ago)

You better be putting the money you owe me in my account cunt, cuz i need that money, of course i paid the files otherwise we wouldn't have them. I haven't got any schemes tho i wish i did.

It's called SAVING and not wasting your money on STUPID SHIT.

6. You're right. You guys seriously need a new topic of conversation. At least Richards isn't a FAGGOT like you and Jeff.

Yeah i'll write what the fuck lyrics i want by the way, and Austin with this girl that's 24, if you wanted it, you'd make such a fucking fool of yourself trying to get it that it would have to naturally swing anyone elses way.

The Pablo Is A Faggot Theory..

So. I didn't really need to investigate. In fact.. I didn't even have to ask questions.

It went something like this on the Friday night that was the 19th of March 2004.. Message Tone Sounds Message Reads: Ok. I fucked Pablo but I don't understand any of this And I respond.. "Well. Hoe, I'm waiting. When's my turn" And she responds.. "Look. I'm attracted to Pablo And that attitude ain't gonna get you any".. So I send back.. "Right.. That explains Pablo's mouth". And I haven't heard anything but "You can be a cocksucker sometimes man" At which I wrote back "Yeah like yourself".

So yeah. I came to the following conclusions.

1. When Pablo says "I didn't fuck them. They just rolled around in my bed naked" He's full of shit and makes himself look like a bigger faggot then normal by making it out as though he was too tired or too dumb to fuck a naked chick floating around in his room.

2. Pablo's mouth disease was not caused by no toothpaste.. But braces forcing themselves against his gums and the added effect of poor oral hygiene which when his gums were split by the braces the parasites and bacteria in his mouth invaded the cuts causing ulcers and unpleasant blisters.

3. Every chick you wouldn't think Pablo would fuck. He's fucked. That includes ???????? and possibly All of your ex girlfriends if they have been in the area of where Pablo floats his hormones around. So yeah. Don't ever trust that fucking dirty Mexican.

4. Pablo is an outstanding root.. It must have something to do with mimicking the movements of a piston in a car engine. In and out 400,000 times at a blinding speed before shutting itself. This last point I am happy with. Its good to see he's good at something that a man needs to be good at.

5. Pablo is ripping off the government. Dude. If they catch you doing that shit they'll catch you and your activist buddies trying to fuck them up. This explains where your cash comes from. Moneybags. I have a feeling that you didn't pay $500 for the files.. Therefore you don't get my cash till I see a receipt. Scheming will fuck you up man.

6. Though he's in Melbourne. I'm sure I can ruin his day. And there is nothing he can do to me! hahahaahahaha!!!!

So yeah I also get this email from him about how he's writing lyrics. Which is cool.. But if the lyrics are political I'm not going to pass them for the record.. And how there is this hot chick who wears satin skirts and is 24 but he wont take it cos it's 24. Pablo. If I wanted it.. You'd take it quick smart.. Get it sorted.

Jeffs Party is now available on VCD. Copies will be on sale for $5. The ending is fantastic.. Vomit + Music = Wonderful.

Austin.

I AM A FAG...

Why oh why do you always come up with these gay ass pictures of black people doing gay things or with gay names... your as bad as me...

And Speaking of my small cock..

that was the worst post i ever had the pain of reading... Mr P, if you are absent from the blog for a long period of time, i expect your posts (as few as they are now) to be interesting andthought provoking and even erotic... but some crappy symbols and a post about 5 crappy couches, which i dont give a rat ass about, does not constitute an interesting read to any stretch of the imagination...

Our posts can suck as much as we want them to coz we post daily... but seeing as you are only like a weekly poster now, you cant afford for your one weekly post to lack completely in interest and humour... at least give us one interesting line... or a funny picture or something...

Home Videos with Animals and UGLY housemates

I may be making some home videos this weekend... that would be so much fun... and none of you cunts will ever get to se them... hahahahahahaha.... The only problem is Shane will get to see them and i dont like the idea of this late 20's fat nerd whacking off to me having sex.... but then if i am to become a porn star i will have to get used to the thought....

For now i will leave you with some words of wisdom, Kepp you cock whacked, your pussies lubed, and you cameras on...

--> fag JEFF! <--

Awesome..

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/older.html


Austin..

The Melbourne Couch Review Guide..

Couch 1 : This is the couch we're staying at, it divides into 5 different segments and is not too comfortable to sit on. The environment however more than makes up for it, there is a large bookshelf directly next to it with a number of interesting books, by authors such as 'Aldous Huxley' & 'George Orwell' as well as many on herbal remedies.
There is a small coffee table where we sit our tea/coffee on, and it has a few candles on it etc. The house is small and the atmosphere is comfortable. Unfortunately we can't smoke inside. Which means no bongs on the couch. (3/5 stars)

Couch 2 (Ali's Couch) : Ali is a dude i met in Byron and he's very cool and friendly. His couch is large and comfortable, it is kind of like the couch inside the bottle of 'I dream of Jeanie'. It is in an L shape, with a coffee table in the middle, on which sits a large home made bong (great smoke) and there is usually a bowl too. The atmosphere is welcoming, and Ali lives with a very hot girl called 'Al' who often wears very short skirts. He also lives with a guy called 'Grant' who's a cool canadian guy that makes jewellry. Al is extremely friendly and a great perve, and they also have a beautiful 3 month old pup called 'Ali-Coco', she is fun to watch. She can sit & hi-5. (4/5 stars)

Couch 3 (Smackies Couch) : This is the couch of a smackies house i got stoned at, the smackie was very courteous and offered me some water as well as a cheap phone and a Harley. His name is Jay and he lives with a guy called Adam, who he treats like shit, but it was funny to watch because Adam was a bit of a dork and let himself get trated like shit. It wasn't actually a couch, it was a bed. I got some cones and the cat (they have a cat) had a fine fur coat that was fun to pat. (2/5 stars)

Couch 4 (Nathans Couch) : I actually passed out on this couch cuz i was sick, it was outside and i was given a large blanket to cover myself in. Nathan is one of Jets friend and he thinks it's great fun to cum in a girls mouth and have her kiss another guy and watch the other guy swallow it. He made us some stir fry and it was ok except i couldn't chew on it so i had to throw it into my throat and try to swallow. I got some red wine also. The wine was good and for that i'll give the couch an extra star. (3/5 stars)

Couch 5 (Anthony's Couch) : This one was actually in Canberra, but i thought i'd throw it in. Anthony is a political intellectualist and because of this his couch was littered with 'Nietzche' & 'Marx/Lenin' style books as well as a lot of surrealism. The atmosphere was calm but stubborn. There was nice hommus dip but we provded that. I guess the best bit about this couch were the zines scattered throughout, on how to steal food, make bombs, travel cheap, home abortions and all sorts of fucked up shit. I also got a big bed to sleep on and you can't go wrong with that! (3.5/5 stars)

Rachel is currently working on a party review guide and this will be up on her blog soon, these are great in providing free: food, beer (imported & coopers), banana hash cake, joints, rides etc..

THIS BLOG SUX!

Firstly i'd like to comment on how fucked pablo is... Pablo is Extremely fucked...

Man i cant wait for the weekend... i got some action lined up... I'm turning into a hormone driven monster... and i've decided i'm taking the Pablo approach on life and thats fuck anything (except i have a level of standards i have to adhere to unlike some...)

Did i mention Pablo is fucked?

Hopefully he stays in Melbourne with his nits and herpes (mouth, but genital is also likely) and smelly smelly breath...

AUSTIN!!!

Good luck this weekend with the bitch patrol... i still think you need to take at least one person with you... is Kansas having a party or what??? if not i'm having drinks at mine on saturday night... if so i'll get tanked at Kansas's on saturday... either way i'm getting drunk...

Pablo is fucked

Anyways so i hear Ros isnt interested... oh well i'm slamming Hayley this weekens hopefully and if i have time i might start working on Trina2... I was gonna head to the Fiddler but Mel from there can wait...

Pablo is fucked

Anyways thats my 2 cents for this crappy crappy day...

One Side Is Heavier Than The Other...


It's not time to make a change... Just relax and take it easy.. Ahh.. such great lyrics by Cat Stevens. Why do none of our freinds have a cool name like Cat Stevens. Instead we're stuck with names liks Pablo and Allan and Richards and Jeff.. In case you can't tell after this weekends festivities i'm still fucked. I couldn't sleep last night and stayed awake till 4 am watchin futureama.. I ot to work today.. Totally Buzzed Out.. ot T.B.O as it is commonley known as. I get here and like 8 people are sick, My team which was once a strong team of like 15 people has been shrunk dramaticly and i have been advised that there is overtime to be worked.. however i am not partaking in the event of working overtime as requested by weekend Jeff.. The happiest man in the entire land.. Also. I'm going to the gym tonight to burn off whatever extasy is left in my system from the weekend.. and guess what as of today i'm not smoking pot till thursday.. At least i think it will go something like that.. However, I will probably find myself smoking afew between here and then. But either way it doesnt hurt to try.. Why is Steve doing this you might ask yourself.. Well.. I'm detoxing for a big one on thursday night were i will be hitting it hard at Funk Trust in the city..

Being still kinda fucked out at work is great.. Hungover is shitty but the time delay of taking pills is fantastic.. I'm talking to people. It's exactly what i need. Plus. I'm listening to Ben Harper's Diamonds On The Inside and it's brilliant. Thanks Shazoo for letting me copy it. It's like blues/country/funk.. Tops.

Man. whoa!!! this track has just come on that has this like flange/phazer effect going on through the whole thing and it's awesome. I don't know if its because i copied it illegally and thats ow they copywrite the tracks or thats how it goes. Either way iots terrific. Quite possibly the best breakdown i've heard by Ben Harper just came on.. What a great record..

So yeah as for the weekend.. Friday was @ Jeffs with the brazillians.. Interesting but Jeff can do what he wants.. Don't take them near pablo or you've instantly lossed out man.. Trust me. And i agree that too much Coopers means sick stomach and bad grog bogs. But agian like last week there really isn't much that is rememberd. Well what i do remember is not in chronological order.. Richards and i got on the bniscuits and went to 2 parties. Becs was average. It was just like a reunion with a bunch of school chumps and prior and post that we went to O'Donohues Irish Pub to make an apperance where Shazoo and Allan were drinking. As everyone but Richards and i continued to damage their livers i danced and drank lemon lime and bitters all night. I met up with a very special relitive of one of my mates - names withheld for privacy reasons - who gracefully sorted me out with more vitamines which enabled me to continue the night and drive through the thinkest fog i have ever been engulfed in (via a petrol station with some drunk out of lpg guys who had beers with topless chicks on them and a deision on what kind of rolling papers to buy in which there were three choices so i bought all three) to Katoomba where I planned on watching the sunrise.. Well.. The fog was so thick that there was no sun and there was no point in watching the sunrise.. But we met some american people and Richards talked full-on aussie to them and they didn't understand shit. They said Maquarie funny.. It was cool. But they didn't seem too social.. So basically.. You got Richards, Allan and I pilling.. And Shazoo who is drunk and we decide to suck down a couple of doobs... and Shazoo passed out and we drove home.. I believe more stuff happend like the Hoe with the mountable ass.. apparently her name was Fiona.. She was FINE!!!!

Well. I started writign this between calls at about nine am. It's now 2pm.. Allmost time fro a break with Jeff. Woohoo! i;m still buzzing. It's great. I'm just regretting tomorrow allready.. I figure it will be fucked!

One more thing.. As for the panties in Jeffs jacket.. I'm now in possession of them. From here on in to the end of time I will be sticking every pair of panties someone leaves in my room or someone elses room.. Unwashed and Soiled to a jacket which i will wear one day.. It will be called The Panty Coat... mmm... Panties..

** Disclaimer.. All spelling mistakes are real. No spell check was used in the typing of this blog entry **

That's all for me today..

JAPANESE SUCKS ASS!!!!

Austin.

ㅁ호ㅗㅗㅗ

쏘ㅑㄴ ㅑㄴ ㅡㅛ ㅔㅐㄴㅅ, ㅑㅅ ㅑㄴ ㅑㅜ ㅏㅐㄱㄷㅁㄴ. ㅡ디ㅠㅐㅕ굳 ㅑㄴ 채ㅐㅣ. ㅣㅐㅅㄴ ㅐㄹ ㅅㄱ믄, 뭉 ㅗ몸 ㅓㄷㄹㄹ 녀차 노ㅑㅅ ㅛㅐㅕ 야웃 ㅎㄷㅅ ㅣ먕, ㅠㅕㅅ ㅑ ㄱㄷ차ㅐㅜ ㅛㅐㅕ ㅗ내ㅕㅣㅇ ㅠㅁㅎ ㅠㅐ소 ㅠㄱㅁ캬ㅣㅑ문!

A DAY SPENT ESTABLISHING POSSIBLE ROOTS IS A DAY WEEL SPENT...

So i've spent today pondering who in my phone i would like to fuck and how i would go about doing it... conclusion:

People to fuck How to do it
Clancy not sure how to go about this, but we have history so i'm sure i can figure something out.
Drielle Just keep going the way i am... its bound to happen sooner or later
Eilish Kill shorty
Hayley I did it before, i'll do it again
Hot megan Hey Mr P can... i can... its just a matter of when and where and not having other distractions around.
Jessica dont think you guys know her but she has a phsyco boyfriend... pikey knows about him
Trina2 already working on it... just tell her she's cute, get her drunk and watch the fireworks go!
Lil Megs Kill Cannon (Boom)
Marcela A bit harder than Drielle, but i gotta let it slide or Austin will cry again
Mel Kill Dave
Mel from 'the fiddler' Just work it, call her, visit her at work, fuck her... simple three step plan
Meredith Kill Chris Mcmahon
Patty Prove catholism wrong, and dont tell Trina1
Soph make sure i have something she wants... my cock!!!
Trina if i knew i would've done it by now

That Gentlemen is how productive i have been at work this crappy crappy sunday... thinking of this has gotten me horny... toilet here i come!!! hehehe get it come

AS SHITTY AS SHITTY RAIL IS I FEEL ONCE AGAIN THE LUCK OF THE JEFF SAW ME THROUGH...

as i left work at 6:45, walked to central. Got to central around 7 and saw two trains going to Penrith... one was supposed o have left at 6:50 and one that was leaving at 7:08... the 7:08 one was empty and wasnt all stops so i hopped on (my L'il Brother, Smacky and some fat kid my brother knows were with me)... My train didnt leave til abour 7:20 (thats my only complaint), where as the 6:50 train was still waiting for its driver to show up... i got to Blacktown by around 8 (usual time) and got home ate and went to sleep...

The Mysterious Underwear...

So i put my SSFD hoodie on this morning and what falls out? A bra and some hair clips... hmmm thinks I, i havnt had a chick get naked in my room for a good two or three weeks now... the bra looks like it belongs to someone slim but with nice sized jugs... oh well i think and put thee hoodie on and get into my car to get to my train...

But wait the mystery doesnt stop there... I fall asleep on the train using my hoodie as a pillow... when i wake up i find to my delight (or dismay i'm not too sure which yet) that i have a pair of bonds panties attached to my hat... some ppl on the train were amused, others didnt know what to think, and others just didnt care either way...

Once again the owner of these panties seems to be slim... so when i get out of work this arvo (4pm) i'm gonna have a sniff to see who or what they smell like... pity their not a g-string...

MY POSSIBLE CONCLUSIONs!
1! I fucked someone and forgot about it... this is highly unlikely as i like to let everyone know if i got laid... therefore if i forgot, then one of you cunts should know, but you would remind me if i did...

2! They belong to a previous fuck and have just been in my hoodie ever since... which means everytime i wore that SSFD hoodie, i was being followed by underwear and panties... nice thought that...

3! Someone else fucked in my bed... i hope not, but if so i hope they had fun...

4! The most likely one is thatthey came off the line with my hoodie or got mixed up in the wash... but they lok too small to be Amies... but then again... what do i kno...

Anyways king jeff signing off untill i get bored (sunday working sux)... its 8:15 and all you cunts are still sleeping off your hangovers, hopefully (or doubtfully) with a cute piece of ass cuddling close to you... (pfft yeah right!)... meanwhile i was up at 5:30 in the motherfucking morning getting ready to come to work... cunts!... i've decided next weekend i need pussy so i'm gonna contact Trina2 and her slut friend Kat (not the trog the other one) and get me some loving... is kansas having a party this weekend? i hope so...