All My Friends Are Crap

My Friends Are Crap, Just Like Me.

Saturday, April 3

THE REAL KING HAS ARRIVED

Step back fakers and roll the red carpet out, for i am Sir Allan "D" Fryer, here to save you all from something i am yet to come up with. I have joined ye band of petty warriors, to accompany your journey to Limbo and beyond, mainly to interact with thy friends and thy foes, to pursue the dream of internet scoldering and pure nerdness, to become the true hero of nothing, the true king of nothing and to fill my following heart's with NOTHING! So don't expect much from your new King, as i usually have NOTHING to say................

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so this is the life............the dream......... hmmmmm........

So.....



What's happening?..........



Yes........



Yes........




Interesting...................



Sik..............



Alright, gotta go. Bored already.

zip-zip
YEAH!

Friday, April 2

SO NO MONEY = BORED



Being broke sux... being broke and having two weekends sucks even more... Being broke and having two weekends and being broke and not being able o have fun sicks the most...

Between Austin being Henry the 8th, and Richards falling asleep at Kansas's all the time, and me smoking way to much dope, and Austin 'Escabar' scoring too many drugs than can possibly be good for him... i have lost track of where my thoughts were going on this one... oh well...

But ladies... what is the plan for this weekend... drinks at mine may be plausable this weekend again... but Matt the ani-fun will be home... and we all know how anti-fun he can be... so i am lost to what needs done to relieve my boredom this not-so-fine weekend... i may have drinks tomorrow with the brazililians again... but i dunno... any thoughts please feel free to enlighten me... other than that i have nothing of interest to sy

Thursday, April 1



I'm Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am

Second verse same as the first
I'm Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am
(shouts)

(guitar solo)

I'm Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am

H-E-N-R-Y
Henry (Henry) Henry (Henry)
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
Henry the 8th I am.

Oh My god! I don't think i have had a song stuck in my head like this one before....
Fucking free pot fucks you up..

Austin.


Sunday, March 28

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