All My Friends Are Crap

My Friends Are Crap, Just Like Me.

Friday, May 14

What have I got myself into?

It's time to reach into the back of my brain and find where the fuck I stashed that word I rarely use - NO. Oh wait there it is. NO. No no no no no. Sick. Time to use the cunt of a thing. I've said yes to too many things recently, putting others' priorities first and mine second. I've got jobs on the side coming out of my arse and they're all on my back to get them done ASAP. While in the meantime, my poor shitbox of a car sits there in the dark corners of the work carpark, bent and lifeless.

So I get home this arvo and before I can even lock the Suzuki up, I'm cornered by my sister and the neighbour's daughter. To cut a long story short, the neighbour comes over and asks if I can go to Homebush on Sunday morning at 6:00 to replace the water pump on their dirty old Falcon. "We'll pay you" she says. "$100" She says.

$100 to do that job is almost not worth the effort involved. Fuck. Where's that word again? Hmmmm come on, it's got to be in here somewhere. Maybe under the pile of 'yes'. Yep, there it is. NO!

So In a couple of weekends I have to go up the coast and wire up Scott's uncle's Corolla. A full day's work. What's he going to give me in return? A litre bottle of Southern. All the while, my poor shitbox of a car sits in the dark corners of the workshop carpark, bent and lifeless.

Ahhh fuck...
Richards

AAAAHHHH....



So here i am kicking back in my new 'executive' desk (see ), which by the way even has its own filing cabinet. What i need a filing cabinet for i dont know, but i'll find a use i'm sure. While i have more space now thatn i know what to do with, i feel i need to dosome work in case some other bludger gets the desk next. I have been here for about 1.5 hours and i've decided they'll have to kill me, or give me an even bigger desk, before i leave...

I got a date tonight, met a cool german chick last night, ahhhh.... this weekend is shaping up to be alot better than last weekend... life is sweeeet!

cheese-dick ahahaha........

cheese-dick! cheese-dick! cheese-dick!

ahahahahaha................

Monday, May 10

Worse weekend, yet good...



Thanks to two of you so called friends i just had one of the most stressful weekends of my life, and guess what? it still goes on, is there no end to the fuckedness you have caused. Yes someone may be over-reacting but you guys knew that they would. No matter how much each thinks its the others fault, your both to blame, and i have lost all trust and respect for you guys. you know who you are, i wont mention names and in any responses to this i would appreciate if you dont mention names either coz the last thing i want is for this to be all over the net as well...

this my friends was the last straw... no longer will no put up with the lack of respect you two show time and time again, i know now i cannot trust certain friends of mine. I will remain their friends but i hope they dont expect favours from me... especially one of them who is always after favours and assumes the world is here to do his bidding... this can be forgiven, but i wont forget this cunts, it has already negatively affected my opinion of both of you

the good part of the weekend is i got to hang out with two beautiful brazilians, Marcela and Driele, and i also got to hang out with the always sexy Clancy!!! These events helped to make my weekend bearable and probably prevented me from killing someone...

remember do not post names of people involved in the situation, if you want to post your own name fine but leave you-know-who's name off here and dont make any reference that is obvious to who it is ok... last thing i want is for you guys to fuck more up.

Sunday, May 9


DERAIL!




Holy Fuck. I'm coming down hardcore. I'm making drum and bass. It's fucking my head. So constant.. So long.. So Looped..
FUCKING HELL!! I feel great but shithouse at the same time. My gut is having terrible trouble. Jesus Christ!

Fully Bro.. Sick Bro.. Subwoofah!

Fantastic.

- The Steve.