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FAGGOTS!!!

All I have to say is...

FIGJAM!!

Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me!!

I got my car started tonight. Sorted out a couple of little gremlins that were preventing this from happening and she's almost ready to go. One injector isn't working, and the cam timing is out. So I have to go into work tomorrow to sort that shit out and finish it off. Then I'm staying at Scott's house (the brothel) tomorrow and sunday nights so I can wire his uncle's Corolla up. Scott's priming my panels on the weekend and we're going to bring them down to work on monday morning. So if it all goes well, I'll be driving the big Zed home monday arvo.

Sick!!

SCREW BILL

KILL TIM!!!

What a fuckwit! Timothy Kovacs is fucked ladies and gentlefolk, F-U-C-K-E-D, Fucked!

'Why' i hear thee ask.

BECAUSE WE SPENT ALL OUT TIME LOOKING FOR A 4 BEDROOM HOUSE, I WAS CONVINCED HE WAS REALLY INTO THE IDEA OF MOVING. THEN HE WAS MEANT TO GO TO KANSAS AND PABLOS YESERDAY AND HAND IN HIS DETAILS FOR THE LEASE APPLICATIONS. DID HE? NO. SO NOT ONLY ARE WE NOW HAVING TO FIND A THREE BEDROOM HOUSE INSTEAD, ALL OUR SEARCHING FOR FOUR BEDROOMS HAS GONE TO SHIT, AND WE'VE LOST A WHOLE DAY BECAUSE OF TIM!!!

I myself am in no rush to move, but kansas an pabs are. This is the second time Tim has fucked those two over (this is Tim fucked over #1 for me, but i dont like being fucked over!). Unluckily for Tim i have a good couple of months of chemical intake behind me, ehich means my usual care-free, non-chalant (is that a word? if it is what does it mean?)self is now lacking in endorphins and my patience has been stretched due to speed consumption... So Tim is on my glare list (being a non-violnet person i felt a hit list was innapropriate...).

AND THEN...

Greg agreed to drive Mr Angry and Mr Spic around today to go house inspectorising... He didnt... I cant get angry at greg for this though as he isnt moving with us and never said he would, that and i think greg at least is contactable and has an excuse...

UNLIKE TIM THE FUCK WHO JUST DOESNT ANSWER HIS FUCKING PHONE WHEN HE DOES SHIT LIKE THIS TO PEOPLE... IF HE THINKS THIS WILL BE FORGOTTEN ABOUT hes probably right BUT RIGHT NOW I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY AT HIM AND HE WILL DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH, THEN I WILL DO MEREDITH AS A FINAL INSULT TO HIS MEMORY.

Ok anyways, i went to bed at 9:30 last night right, but i didnt sleep untill 2am or so... what could possibly keep me up for 4 and a half hours after deciding to go to bed?

Masturbation? i wish, that would've been wicked
Reading? no, coz usually reading leads to masturbation for me and we've already eliminated that option.
Sex? I wish once again... that would be a good idea though...

No the reason is, i now have my T.V and X-Box in my room... so to take advantage of this i went to bed early and stayed awake playing MACE GRIFFIN and HALO throuh the night... and you know what? As i dont need to go fill out any lease applications tonight, i'm gonna do it again, and again, and again... ahhh lazy life is the best, now all i need is a bar frisge and i'll never have to leave my room again.

Anyways i'm feeling too cheery now, so i gotta go think about all the things people do that piss me off so i'll nice and angry next time i see tim