All My Friends Are Crap

My Friends Are Crap, Just Like Me.

Thursday, June 10

whoa...

my self imposed ban on chemical drugs ended yesterday when jeff austin tegan sarah and i ended up on the church steps at about ten o clock tuesday night, in what was about to be a very major speed bender, a fantastic night and definately the hardest tuesday night i have ever had. ending with a major chillout session at echo point, new friends and a splitting headache, fantastic. tuesday night/wednesday morning venus passed the sun in a rare event, for some reason i always have my best nights when trippy star stuff happens.

I have just woken from a 17 hour sleep, well done to myself for that. also for those of you who don't know, i have a new job as i have sold my soul to ANZ twenty hours a week, and shall soon be moving to pyrmont i think.

Wednesday, June 9


Speed Binge



Captian Smack and i are trying to rest it off.. but sleep just isn't happening... for me at least.

Jeff, Sharif and I went out with Sarah and Tegan from Perth last night.. Man. They are like Mondo chicks but from Perth.. it's crazy.. We took hepas of speed and ended up in Katoomba at 7am (Jeff not included due to work issues).. I think i had the best scat day i have had ever.. we drank coffee at the 3 sisters and monged out and somehow missed 3 trains. one in the AM and 2 leaving Katoomba. It was fucking fantastic! I'm going to Perth in November.. That's my plan. What dates i don't know.. However.. i will be booking early to save cash.. updates to follow..

Pablo has just requested that i download the following.. Beck.. B52's Early (wild Planet), Dandy Worhols, Janes Addiction. Sigur ros.. I will try i guess..

Well.. I'm off to see richards.

- Austin..

Monday, June 7


As The Crowd Stands Up And Cheers.. The Austinator Returns.


Hello.. Hello.. It's been a while. And what have I been up to you might ask?

Of course, everyone who reads this pointless website already knows.. I;ve been taking chemicals and going dancing on a regular basis. On this note I would like to draw attention to the messages posted prior to this one.. Let's take a break. Well. It didn't happen for me.. And even though I say lets take a break I still find myself snorting or dropping something.. Damn.. I guess your only young once.. That's what I'm writing my binge off as.

I've been reading quite a bit of RALPH and FHM. Fantastic reads those magazines. Anyway, there is this section in one of the issues I have with me that is about dating models. Basically, you need to have allot of cash and coke and pills or the models as they apparently party harder than anyone else on the planet.. But if you don't have that you can get away with using the Jesus Christ Theory Being.. You are Jesus, you know everything, you can do anything and you can have everything. I'm going to take this approach on Tuesday night when I go out with my new friends Tegan and Sarah. They're from perth and are here till Thursday. Maybe I might get to go for a swim before thy leave.. Who knows.

There is a public holiday in new Zealand today. I don't know why and I couldn't care less. But I don't have to deal with new Zealand today. It's always an accomplishment when you don't have to deal with the fuckers in new Zealand.

Jeff.. Ahh did you ever get messy on the weekend. I was actually offended by your drunkenness. I now officially feel uncomfortable when you lose contact with the voices in your head that tell you what to do and what not to do and I suggest that in the future if you want to get shitfaced.. Do it at home where people can't see you. I think you scared that Joel guy.. But after all.. It was your birthday so I'll give you a beak. You deserved a party.

So the house in Cambridge Park is over. Home of Motley Crew Fridays and many jams, parties, women that I brought over and at one stage, Dennis is now packed up and is changing location to Jones St in kingswood or something like that. As long as I don't have to pay to practice I am happy. As long as I can walk there from the station I am happy.. As long as we can go for beers at the uni on a Thursday night without having to cross the tracks... I am happy..

Well.. That's the end of what I have to say.

Ciao!

- Austin.