What do you do when your boss is a helmet?

I'd say you lay the cunt out. Cause fuck, I'm sick of having to deal with a fuckwit on a daily basis.

I wired up a car last week and we got it going yesterday. The auto's not working properly, but all the wires I connected to the auto are right and doing the right thing. The cunt assumes I've wired something up wrong.

Then he asks me in this bullshit tone why the engine light isn't working. I say it's because the new ECU uses a data cable to turn on the light and the old one uses a voltage signal. He says something negative as if to say I'm a stupid cunt because it doesn't work. I go and get the manual with the wiring diagrams and show him that getting the light to work is impossible.

Rather than say 'ahh ok now I see. Sorry I was treating you like a fuckwit', he says in an abrupt tone "Just leave it. I'll have to have a look at all the power supplies later. I don't know how it's been wired up"

I spent twent five hours wiring this motor up to make sure every connection was in the right spot.

Fuck it shits me when the cunt just assumes I've done something wrong or dodgy and doesn't wait for any explanation before giving me shit.

We were standing outside the lunchroom yesterday having ciggas with ten minutes of morno left when the donkey walks up clapping his hands going "Come on whitey (new exhaust dude) hurry up and get this supra finished"

His indirect smart arse comments are really starting to shit me. Almost to the point where I just want to tell the cunt to fuck off - and you know I have to be pushed pretty far before I tell someone to fuck off.

And the fuckwit has changed the bonus system twice in the last two weeks. Now he wants to dock us $10 for each day that our bench is untidy. I have to book out thirty hours of work (i.e 30 hours invoiced to customers) before I get any sort of bonus.
The thing he doesn't realise is that Scott is a first year and I spend a lot of time showing him how to do shit and helping him finish jobs. I also spend a lot of time on the phone to customers, ordering parts and booking jobs in. I booked out 22 hours last week and accounted for 37.5.

Enough of the whinging. I've been thinking lately that I'd be good at managing a shop. I'm seriously thinking about getting into it after I finish my apprenticeship. That's the only way I'll ever make a grand a week in this industry.

Youse is cunts!!!!!!

Just For The Record..


I was reading pablo's blog.. and allans blog..

Allan.. I think it'll be allright.. At the end of the day, And i have been thinking about this.. allot.. The tatoo on your arm.. it stands for something.. That something might not be happening at the moment or may.. if i may say this without everyone getting ideas and doing the whole.. "you shouldn't have said that.." thing.. not happen again.. However, the spirit will live on in all of us.. Even Jeff.. Oh and we can't forger Shaun Bowsher.. he was of course.. so big a fan taht he stole shit from you guys.. But if it's time to take our creative differences elsewhere.. why not ay? It's not going to hurt.. There will only be one SSFD.. it cannot be duplicated.. And it will live on forever man.

Anyway.. Quote of the week goes to pablo with this backlash to megan's commen on this blog..


dear cockmole, you are an ugly slut, as vile as you are ignorant, ugly on the outside and even uglier on the inside, i wish i'd never met you, hopefully you get pregnant soon and fuck off somewhere so nobody has to put up with your shit, no wonder your mum use to slit her wrists in front of your face, who can blame her after having something as putrid as you come out of her cunt.

in conclusion..

YOU ARE AN S.T.D FESTER MACHINE.

GOD DOESNT LOVE YOU.

DIE.


S.T.D Fester Machine.. Classic..

- Austin.

Some People Call It Scoring.. Others, Judging..


Either way, The picture does her no justice. Her body was one of the best i have ever seen.. Her "would you like to give me a free drink and i promise i'll suck your dick" attitude was wonderful. Anyway guys, i tried to access Pablos blog to change the template to have her included on the side bar in a new addition to this site i would like to callTen Out Of Ten Chicks but failed.. leaving pablo with a new password.. which was the old password.. before he changed it back to something else i didn't know.. I present to you the first Ten Out Of Ten Chick Richards will back this one.. She was Hot!!!!





Also, just for the record.. I finally made it to the sounds site.. In the background of one of the most dreadfull pictures i have ever seen taken.. somthing was wrong with the angle on this shot.. mabye too many e's for the camera man.. either way..





Jeff.. An invite has been sent to you.. again..

- Austin.