All My Friends Are Crap

My Friends Are Crap, Just Like Me.

Thursday, July 22

Look who just scored a promotion
 
Yes that's right. As of Monday, I'm the manager of my current place of work. My pay goes up to $500 a week in the hand. That's an $80 payrise. On top of that, I get 10% of the bottom line every month. The new position means a bit more responsibility, more dealings with customers, ordering parts and basically keeping shit together.
 
This is all a bit weird. Over the last couple of weeks I've been thinking about how I wouldn't mind managing a shop - and now it's happened. On top of that, I've been talking about how if I worked in Penrith, the $70 I spend in fuel and toll every week would be going straight into the bank. And now I have an extra $80. Straight to the bank I say. I've also been trying to hire a dyno to tune my car. And what does the boss say this arvo? "We'll have to get your car on the dyno sometime. Sounds like it needs a bit more of a tune"
 
So when we get it on the dyno, he's going to show me a bit more on how to work program on the laptop.
 
Gettin shit sorted
Richards


And May The Double Life Of Jeff Be Destroyed...

 
And for once it's not me performing the unholy tasks of making life difficult for Jeff.. Hahaahah!!! I don't think you should update his phone number anyway man.. Not only will you have to put up with him and his "ways".. But everyone around you will be like.. "You live with this fucking guy... Why jeff??? Why??".. it would give you the benifits of making up stories of his living habbits.. or at least telling people the truth.. hahahaa!! this amuses me so much.. I think it's a far worse choice then what happened to me recently.. re: Megan.. Good luck jeff.. i learnt my lesson.. never agian will i recommend my freinds to work with me.. Unless it's DJ Ric or Allan..
 
Anyway.. I am now coming to my important point.. Now that Jeff has regained action on the blog.. The following costs have been emposed to continue using the blog as we recently had to renew the domain and the only thing operating off of it is out blogs.. For DJ Ric and Jeff the cost will be $5. So it looks like this..
 
Total Cost Of Domain - $55AUD (Australian Dollars)
Pablo and Allan And I - $13.00 Each (Total $39.00)
Jeff and DJ Ric - $5.00 Each (Total $10.00)
 
By doning the maths.. I'll pay the $1 difference and we're all fair and even for the year.. Until next year when we have to pay agin if we are still using the blog..
 
Jeff.. you cunt.. you got post number 300 and.. WElcome back.. we needed some asian commentry on here.. it was getting boring with Audio information and car stuff and my rameblings..
 
Pablo is GAY! Vanity Star are reforming.. ohh.. finally a challange.. And.. umm... What the fuck happend to Captian Smack??
 
- Austin.
 

Wednesday, July 21

I'm Baaacckk!


 
Mr P thought he could keep me out, Austin thought bogus invites would throw me off, Allan and Richards probably didnt really give a rats testicle ether way... but I'm back and I got nothing interesting to say.
 
So Pablo is once again attempting to infiltrate the corporate world, yes thats right, he has forwarded me his resume to give to our recruitment manager. Luckily for him me and the manager know each other well and she happens to like me (i think, i mean who wouldnt like me?), unluckily for him, the only contact number he has on his resume is his mobile number... his mobile phone being with Troy. The funny thing Pabs is your likely to get a call really soon coz i was just chatting to this new chick starting today... she applied on monday night, got an interview yesterday, and is doing an assessment today... she'll be starting soon... and she's hot... but that doesnt relate to you in any way...
 
Anyways, you know what is really annoying? Austin messaging you at god knows what time and waking you up... more so when your in a bad mood and really really really tired. You knwo what else is really annoying? The fact that soon i may not only be living with Pabs, but also working with Pabs... also i have suspisions that as soon as he can he will changing his shift to match mine so i can also drive him to and from the station... this scares me... it means i will be under constant 24 hour surveilence from Pabs and i can no longer lead my mysterious double life... Oh well better that than having him steal my food and beer and dying of hunger on me.
 
Hmmm anyways i have little else to say to top up the little i have alread said... so yes...