I Like How I Can Get On Your Nerves


Anyway Jeff.. It's interesting how this is starting to bother you.. Mabey i won't stop.. It's a better joke than Hook Dick.. Anyway.. As for eyes.. Check the pic out.. I like it..

Allan.. Too many trogans.. A removable drive is choice.

I'm sick and online gaming with dennis.. - Austin

Friends Suck!

 
THIS POST MAY ALSO BE DUBBED 'ALL MY FRIENDS ARE CRAP' BUT THATS BEEN TAKEN...
 
Firstly i can write in colour too so hah!
 
Anyways, Austins obsession with the eye of my penis is now starting to scare me... alot. He says its him and Kansas, but its just him... How he claims to have seen the eye of my penis is beyond me coz i got foreskin in the way, and even when i'm prancing around naked i dont pull the foreskin back... but Austin has always had this wierd obsession with my penis so i guess nothings changed.
 
Allans back to his old tricks of pretending to be someone he's not. First it was pretending to be some chicks on the blog and getting me all hot and bothered, then it was the little girls he met on the pre-teen chat site when he was pretending to be Santa Clause and was asking them to sit on his lap... but the worst is his pretending to be me... tsk tsk Al... i know i'm so god damned brilliant (hey pabs thats on the square) that you want to be me (once again on the square) but unfortunately you cant be me (thats NOT on the square)... so persist if you must, but there is only one King and there is only one Jeff, and fortunately for me (and unfortunately for you fag munchers) they are both ME!!!
 
Pabs is just pabs, read all previous posts to find out why he's crap.
 
Kansas is just Kansas, he's not annoying usually, but when he gets into those moods... anyways lets leave it at that...
 
Richards has been a little reclusive of late, but maybe thats because his alter-ego Austin is out chemming up 24/7 and richards has the sense to have a break every so often...
 
Adam is whipped enough said.
 
I'm annoying me coz i have had yet anothet lazy day at work and i plan on having more... this bugs me coz most people have to work for their money and it seems the hardest part of my day is actually getting out of bed (which mind you is worth twice as much as they pay me)... or maybe having to come back to a house infested by pablo... just kidding (on the square of course)...
 
Anyway my weekend sucked... I passedo ut coz you cunts listened to Iron Maiden (who suck) and i wanted to listen to Hill-Tops and The Clash... Then on saturday i stayed sober when going to panthers (which sucked) so i left and promptly went to sleep.
 
So you guys are fags and should suck each other off...
 
-X

AWESOME!!!
 
I got my computer back finally. After all 283 trojans we're removed from it, i can finally get back to writing music again. Not only that, i have my own drive. I slide it in. I slide it out. My dad has his own too. He slides his in. And he can slide his out too!!! So, i can keep my drive in my room for complete privacy and secrecy!!! AND it has its own little handle so i can carry it around, back and forth between my room and the computer. Fucken SIK!
 
And not only that, i get back onto the blog, and looky here... I'M RED!!! I can change colour. From RED to BLUE. From BLUE to GREEN. From GREEN to PURPLE. From PURPLE to ORANGE. From ORANGE to BLACK. From BLACK to GREY. From GREY to WHITE. But i cant see whst im writing now cause the screen background thing is white and yso you cant see white on whate. So now i'm gonna change from.....so now im gonna change from WHITE back to RED again. That's better. Now i can see again.
 
BUT WAIT... That's not all... I can even change size easier.
HUGE
LARGE
NORMAL
SMALL
TINY
This is so fucken tiny. I dont reckon my mum could read this. She uses glasses to read. So does my dad. So i'm guessing, when i get as old as they are, i'll need glasses too. Like Austin. But they wont be as strong as Austin's glasses. But anyway...
 
Back to normal...Now if you think that's a blast...
 
YOU CAN EVEN CHANGE THE FONT!!!
Right now, i'm in Trebuchet.
Arial.
Courier.
Georgia.
Lucida Grande.
Times.
Veranda.
And the all time classic...
Webdings
 
Awesome huh???

I can go LEFT. Or i can go

RIGHT. Or i can go

 

CENTER STAGE

 

• I can put in bullets
• more bullets
• pow pow pow!!!

1. OR numbers
2. more numbers
3. FUK YEH!

THIS IS GREAT! I'M SO EXCITED!!!

But now for some reason it's putting in enlarged spaces every time i hit enter.

See?

I'm unsure about this. I don't know how to react.

Shit...Maybe it will look normal when i post it.

Lets find out, shall we....?