The Monkey's Cheese!

Thursday, August 12

I am in an internet cafe.. I am playing the waiting game..

I went for an interview for a job at Fairfax publishing that pays really well and is really good and i killed the tests so i had a follow up interview today and they said that if i was successful which i should be, they would call me today, but it's now 3:00 p.m and they haven't called yet and i'm getting worried... The only thing that would have stopped me from getting the job would have been a bad reference. So if i don't get the job then i will know that's where the problem is at. I'm getting frustrated and annoyed now, i just wanna get the damn job!

*Sigh* Since i've been in the city, i met Austin for lunch and when we were sitting down this hell cute girl walked past and sat behind us and i couldn't stop looking at her and when we left i looked back and she waved goodbye to me and i waved back and then i got nervous and ran away and i wish id talked to her cuz she was cute.. but she was with all her friends so does that count as an excuse? Damn. she was like 'Chanel' from 'Australian Idol' wow.

Not only that but yesterday I made eye contact with some random chick in central station.. haha that line sounds really lame by itself but it wasnt like that cuz it was like 'full on' eye contact and it gave me shivers and it felt like I knew her or she was an ex or something but she wasn't, needless to say I never went up to talk to her, but it was weird.

God, I hope I get this job, does that count as a prayer, God c'mon dude, you know this job would be great for me, so please a little help. *Crosses Fingers*
Well i guess we'll wait and see.. if they don't call me today then i'm pretty sure i won't get the job and then i'll feel rejected and depressed and Jeff and Kansas will have to put up with me moping around.

In better news, Austin and I are going to see 'Brides of Destruction' this Saturday! Starring Nikki Sixx and Tracii Guns, nice!

I guess next time I write here i'll know if I got the job, blah blah blah.. should've talked to that chick, shit sucks, depression is pending.

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Sunday, August 8

Hi! I am at Allan's house, we just ate some pasta, last night was our housewarming party and it was sick and I can kind of remember what happenned but it's all like a big fuzzy dream.. but some points are..
I got trashed
The house got trashed
We played well
The lights & smoke were awesome
The Canadian chick was sooooo hot
Had a good convo with Zoe
Rachel & Easton didn't kill each other, in fact, they talked to each other
Keg
Punch was sweet
Floor got really really dirty
Couches and matresses in the backyard were a good idea
Maurice is a funny cunt and he threw up in his own jacket
Tripper brought a bag full of potatoes
Chloe was there
Had a mad freestyle session
Pablo's love song was sung with passion and i even got on my knees
Cops Came
There was a floor guy who was on the floor all night
Easton had sex with Rachel in my bed but not Rachel Rachel, the other Rachel
Allan walked around with a sombrero and a guitar all night
Jeff's car got scraped against the fence
The fence got used for firewood
The Canadian chick was really, really hot, and she had a rip in her jeans and you could see her ass and when i saw her I pointed and said 'You can see her ass!' and she just turned around, smiled, and stuck her ass out a bit.. wow.
The Canadian chick blew me a kiss goodbye
She was really hot
Wow
The two new songs went really good
The P.A system was wicked
The fabulous sunglasses were a hit
We had marshmallows shaped like ducks
People actually played roulette
Some guy drove in with a motorbike
Austin and I were fully after the Canadian chick, she was so hot, I got to put my arm around her, wow.
Her name was Marianna.
She was really hot.
Oh and prior to that, we also had Tanya's party in Canberra which was really good, all the old crew were there, nick and cauzie and brett and james and pater and that and of course tanya and sarah and we got heaps pissed and made speeches and there was a spa and people got in it and jeff got with this ugly chick who was pats girlfriend cuz they have an 'open relationship' and she was really gross jeff.
Then we had Clay's party at strawbs and that was really good and al and i got heaps trashed and we talked to Nat and Pauly B ex frenzal and doggbuoy and i got to tell them how much of a big deal the gig at Panthers Pavillion had been for us and nat actually met his wife at that gig and i had the ticket stub for the gig on me so they spun out but it was really cool and also hung out with clay's canadian friend jeff who had heaps of good stuff to say about the band and he also gave me $20, and mark, clays drummer who is a mad cunt and is kinda like an older allan, and yeah we were talking to sarah, clays ex-housemate as well and she's soo cute and we reckon we could have had a chance with her had we not gotten so drunk and passed out back at clays studio, cuz we all went back there to hang out and we played 'gone' and clay was singing it along and it was cool, i was heaps drunk, the next morning i had a massive spew from dennis's verandah thanks to austins good advice and i felt better after that, i was so hungover.
That night was Scrotes's party which was also pretty good, there was free drinks which was awesome, it was also where case made his stupid 'lesser man' comment, hung out with amanda a fair bit, we went to panthers afterwards and zoe and megs full had a go at me but we talked it out and now everything's fine, in fact zoe has been really cool, we went out for lunch and it wasnt even awkward or weird so yeah it's like we get along again and it's good, it feels like there's closure, and i'm glad.
Yeah G.W's or 'Embassy Hotel' as it is known now, now has $5 steaks so i've had those heaps lately. How interesting huh? The canadian chick was so hot! Woo i just asked allan if we could have some dessert and he said yeah, how awesome.
Oh and i talked to Carl a couple of days ago, the psychic dude and what he pretty much had to say was to like, stick with the music and not listen to dags and to chill and that it's all sweet.
Rachel is in a band now called 'Morphic Resonance' and she says they're really good but they're based in Melbourne so i'd have to go to Melbourne to see them, which i want to do, but it's all money and centrelink., i hate centrelink.
My mum found Matilda the turtle.