Miss Universe Loses Control.

Now she was nothign special as far as i thought.. However my views have been changed..
I cought this on the news last night. Now i have a photo of it at my desk. I thought it was wonderful. I wish i was at Miranda shopping center when this unfolded.





Now. i'd sell my mother to get a piece of that..

- Austin.

Is that so....

So Kansas points the finger at me for the house being messy... did he tell you that the frying pan with the pasta sauce was his, as well as all the mugs, also most of the rets of the mess was his guests... oh and did he tell you how much he cleaned over the week... none... he didnt clean shit, i cleaned the entire house on Saturday (with help from Autumn in exchange for a ride home)... I asked Kansas to help... did he? No... no he didnt... his defense was he's never home, well thats my defense too... It looks like Kansas is trying to turn us against each other so we dont notice how little he does... well i've noticed, i've come to the conclusion that we are all lazy cunts and thats ok...

Here is a listing of the chores we all regularly do as seen from my eyes... please feel free to add.

Jeff:

• Floors (both sweep and mop)
• Bins (both from Kitchen to Outside and from yard to Front lawn... in fact i had a dream at 3 am last night that the bins hadnt gone out... they hadnt so i had to get up and do them)
• Dishes/Kitchen when my turn.

Pabs:

• I will concede you do pick up alot of rubbish and shit around the house.
• Once every so often the Kitchen/Dishes but only after many days of harrassment and you trying to weasel your way out.

Kansas:

• Dishes after much complaint.

Ok so theres my breakdown of what gets done around the house chores-wise. I dont mind doing chores, i do mind being accused of laziness when i voluntarily take up the hardest chores with no help (floors) and get up in the freezing cold morning coz you and Kansas, who were home all night, neglected to put the bins out. So dont get all righteous on me cunt (that applies to Kansas too but he wont read this).

AND DO THE FUCKING DISHES ALREADY YOU LAZY ASS!!! TROY HAD TO DO THEM YESTERDAY COZ STUFF WAS GROWING ON THE FRYING PAN KANSAS USED TO COOK PASTA!!! STOP READING ALL YOUR CRAZY LOOPY NON-SENSICAL CRAP AND CLEAN UP!!!

Anyways thats my bitch for the day...

Oh Austin i didnt actually read what you had to say about me in your post... coz right now i dont give a shit about anyones opinions except for mine.... and possibly Richards... Allan you are on Pabs and Austin level after waking me up on the train yesterday...

Anyways thats really the end of my bitch... I'm in such a god mood now... i think i need to abuse people more often

One: hahah you loser, what are you talking about, no one has driven me anywhere or woken me up. I had a car but it got fucked, now i dont have one. whats that gotta do with responsibility? You live at your parents house, youre in debt. hahaha.

Two: yes kansas told me of the guests, the mess, and that autumn cleaned up. The finger was being pointed solely at Jeff and no one else. Thanks for cleaning.

Three: You are a man amongst men, you can cook and fix doors. Thank you. I had assumed you threw my clothes everywhere, was it megs, was it jeff? who knows, who cares, they're both dropkicks.

Four: Duty of care means shit. You dumb cunt, its not about looking after my shit, its about looking after the house and whats in it.

Five: More creative than your crappy t-shirt!

Seven : I dont care what you do about the stain, its not my problem its Jeffs.

Ten : Hahahahahahah you are lost as lostness is lost, wake up and laugh to the morning sun. The point is.. i found my c'ds thanks for leaving them in my house.

Eleven : I havent lost anything in ages!

Twelve: My unrhythmicatedness is now part of THE BRAIN!!

Woo woo. Its a new day.

Quiet Please Children.. Take Your Seats..
Cross Your Legs.. Most Importantly..
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

So.. I'm going through day eight of the chemical free zone known as the beginning of spring. I decided to break the rules at work and read the blog.. And what was I faced with.. Pablo and Jeff arguing.. Again.. And then Allan slamming some ass with a fantastic comeback in which I agree with.. One Hundred Percent.

Okay I have a few issues with the last few posts..

One: "Grow Up - Followed by snarling" Pablo. Shut your fucking face up now cunt! I may have to grow up.. But you know that you have allot more growing up to do then I do. Fo' instance, though you may now be working.. I still think you have to obtain a "grown up" trait known as responsibility.. In which you have none of currently.. This is proven by people having to drive you around or wake you up or transport your shit. Now.. You are a very accountable person (as in you account for your own actions) however, you lose shit allot.. your often late and ever since you got rid of your "to do" lists your life has fallen apart.. hence the fact that you have a low level of responsibility. do I make myself clear? Now.. don’t go bragging about who needs to grow up..

Two: Kansas informed you that the house was a mess every time he came home.. Well.. Did he tell you about your guests. Did he tell you how I cleaned up everything I was responsible for. Did he tell you that the dishes weren't washed.. once.. did he tell you Steve and autumn were living there? did he tell you autumn cleaned the whole place only to have it turn into a pigsty by the end of the week with me being there only thrice? I think you have to get the correct facts from here on in before you start pointing your rhythmically deficient fingers..

Three: I fixed your fucking door. I also put your clothes on your bed, which were originally on the floor.. How they got there I don't know.. But I did my best to clean up the shit that I had left in there. You might want to speak to Megs about the mess in your room.. I think that hoe had something to do with it.

Four: Duty of care means shit. You did not stipulate that Jeff or Kansas were to watch your things. Not once did I even hear you ask for their help to mind your shit.. Hence the "duty of care" factor is waived..

Five: Writing ad's is only difficult because you are not a creative person naturally. You need to have something to rip off before you can write a good add.. So start studying billboards so that you can establish some ideas.

Six: Jeff. just because Pablo is back you don't have to make up your hatred for him. I know you love him. SO just lay off the whole "I hate Pablo shamoozle"..

Seven: I will clean the concrete with Allan.. Eventually.. And I mean eventually.. The way I see it.. The concrete is getting burnt still.. Just at a very slow almost volcanic rate. I was told to use OMO or CLR.. so I will organize that.

Eight: I hate being woken up. Get used to it. It's a part of life Jeff. When you have kids you'll understand. At least that’s what I’ve been told.

Nine: Jeff.. The eye of your penis is horizontal. I'm sure of it.

Ten: "The Richards Approach".. Now.. it's landed him with a fucked motor. Driving the Suzuki.. A lost managers job.. Fat as fuck sideburns.. Early sleeps and weekend work which is making him more money than the band has ever made.. He still lives at home and is enjoying himself.. Richards just plays it cool.. Unlike everyone else apart from Allan. ohh.. I almost forgot. You have to buy him a new dreamcast Pablo. As his is fucked thanks to you.. Damn you.. And your irresponsible nature.

So.. back to my life.. Well. I have my fantasy football draft this weekend which is going to be fun. None of you fucks understand fantasy football and it is complex so I won't begin to explain.. nonetheless it's fun and stuff.. but I have to be up at 6am to do the draft or I’m at risk of having a shitty team so I won't be going to hard on Friday night.

I finally bought a pinch hitter pipe.. with it's own spring-loaded box and all.. It's my first brass pipe and it's nice.. Apart from yesterdays "I packed a stick into the box and now where the fuck is it" episode. .. all has now been sorted and it's all good..

I worked out that if the following message was printed on a t-shirt with some chicks doing the whole Car Wash thing it would be a pretty cool shirt.

The Evolution of Awesomeness

Average
Good
Great
Wonderful
Fantastic
Awesome

Christmas is approaching.. Time to hit mum and dad up for a new x-box boys. You need something to keep yourselves occupied that isn't cones or Clancy. Also.. It's Sharrif and Pablo’s birthday this month. More excuses to get trashed.

Pablo.. Be sure you start acting your age. Remember your twenty-two now.. Not thirteen..

Ahh.. Free speech is a beautiful thing.

- Austin.

Once Again...

... there are three of us who can access the blog instead of doing work...


Life is grand...

***ATTENTION VIEWERS***

Sorry to the people's involved in the tragic incedents of motley crue's return smash hit. Things may have gotten out of control but alcohol can do that to you.

So no one can blame us for having a little fun..... We got drunk, shit happened, but hey..... SHIT HAPPENS sometimes, if we have to grow up, let us grow up in our own time. If two nights of drunkeness destruction brands us as immature ungrown children in someone's eyes, then i'm proud to be one in those eyes. But to me, we just got a little too drunk and bored and needed to spice up the night a bit.

I don't deny that i was a part responsible for SOME incidents. But again, SHIT HAPPENS, and nothing feels better than to get the fuck over it. Me and Austin (i haven't discussed this with Aus yet) will do our best to clean up the burnt plastic. But remember this......

"You can't polish a turd!"

I love that statement, i learnt it at college.

But anyway, again, i'm sorry for those of you who i have hurt and i will do my best to make it up for you. But i must say, FUCK it was a funny night. Too bad about the mallet tho.

And Jeff walked into a pole...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

That is all i have to say about it.

Wow! typing up ads is way more complex than i thought! full on! a chick is checking me out. Jeff i do love you. But it's a love that hates. :) hahah.

Dear Jeff :

I didnt expect anything off you, i asked for a favour and i didnt bug you, i left when you said no. Sorry for waking you up.

I have this to say in regards to your antics during the week however..

The house is under your duty of care while Kansas and I are gone, this means that regardless of other parties involvement, it is ultimately your responsibilty that nothing goes wrong. It is now your responsibility to chase up the offending parties and get them to fix the problem.
If they won't then it becomes your responsibility.

This doesn't mean that Allan and Austin weren't in the wrong. In fact, i have to say this to you both: Grow Up. (This is the bit where Austin scoffs).

Motley crue fridays were in the past, it seems like while i was gone the kids decided to be naughty, and its just stupid.
Jeff you're just as bad for smashing your stereo and the window, i'm not meaning to sound like i'm in a bad mood, cuz im not, its not my problem i think its funny, not what happenned, but the way you guys act sometimes. Im no better.
But, shouldn't we maybe, mature a bit sometime soon? Cuz this shit's getting old.

I locked my room, not cuz of Jeff, or Austin, but so my shit wouldnt get messed up or stolen again. I left my room in a good condition and came back to find a mess. Ash on my bed, cigarrrette butts, beer bottles etc. I dont particularly enjoy coming back to my house to find my friends trashed my room cuz it would be 'funny'. Get this. its not funny. It really isnt.
Thanks for opening my door however. As i said im not upset, but do you guys realize how stupid you might seem? Seriously. We gotta chill, take a page out of Richards's book or something.

P.S : Kansas also informed me the house was a mess all week, or that he came home to find it a mess every time, it doesn't suprise me.

Ok zat iz all, we need to stop acting like little kids and maybe respect each other a bit more. Please fix the backyard burn marks soon.

On other news : Im at my new job at fairfax! wooo, free paper every day! ITs pretty cool, and im dressed casual and no one minds (the blazer solves all my problems).

Im washing the dishes tonight Jeff.

Pablos Back

Woo hoo, yay, yippee, how exciting...

So yeah he's back, so i think i need a new house to live in.

Austin, Allan, you guys really need to look into getting our back cement clean of all the Scorch marks, coz i aint paying for it coz i specifically said no fire.

I've had enough! I'm in a shitty mood coz Pabs wakes me up expecting me to drive him to the station... Sorry Pabs but i aint getting out of bed to do you any favours, in fact i probably wont even get off the couch to do you favours. I dont care if its your first day and you'll be late, coz thats not my fault or my problem, you should be more prepared. Yes i'm a cunt, and no i dont really care about it. Never wake me up to ask me for a favour... you'll have a 100% failure rate... If you think i can be a cunt normally... i'm worse when i get woken up by someone opening my door noisily, then knocking after the doorsa open, then asking if i can drive them to the station, then asking again after i say no, then saying in a whiny voice 'but its my first day' as if its something i care about...

ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!