All My Friends Are Crap

My Friends Are Crap, Just Like Me.

Thursday, October 14

Modafinil
So.. I was getting my knee checked out by a doctor and as i sat in the waiting room i picked up a copy of Readers Digest.. On the front.. There was an article.. "The New Drug That Helps You Stay Awake". This drug is called modafinil. There was an interesting series of diary enrties.. I wish i had a copy of it so that you cout read it. It was sensational..
Anyway.. I tried searching for it by looking for the drug name.. and i found this blog.. here is a chunk of what Paul Harrison who is studying a Phd in texture synthesis had to say.
"Feeling unmotivated, so i'm cutting back on the propranolol. Middle of last night, i woke screaming about being trapped in a giant mincing machine. Would have forgotten about that except my housemate mentioned it today. Today heaches, blood nose--neon red but short lasting. Ibuprofen didn't help headaches, taking a single propranolol did.
Note to self: next time got to remember to taper off the dose.
Too many parameters, hard to optimize."
His blog is wicked!! it can be found here http://www.advogato.org/person/pfh/
So.. yeah if you're not doing anything.. Have a look on google for diarys written about Modafinil.
Interesting Stuff.
- Austin.

Monday, October 11

Hey cocks!

What the fuck is going on??? www.savesomefordaddy.com has been "COMING SOON" for WAY too long now!!! Shouldn't they be here by now!? Anyway, i'm writing here to say that i'm bored! I'm sitting in the student lounge area of JMC, waiting for the studio to clear out so that i can get the fuck in and mix our songs! i'm also typing with one hand because my other is holding up my head. it's true. i can't be bothered to hold shift with the same hand anymore because that requires too much effort. so no more explanation marks. no more capitals. no more abreviations. just plain and simple. straight to the point. i wanna go home. i'm so fuckin bored. boring. now i dont know what to say. i'm out of things to say. fdydefjnbvyfyitgjhgiugbyifyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyikg
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yep. interesting huh; CAPS... WELL I'LL GIVE YOU FUCKING INTERESTING YOU STUPID FUCKS. I DID A SPEECH TODAY ON MY BUSINESS PLAN. I DREW PICTURES OF ME PABS AND AUSTIN. I DREW A SCETCH OF OUR SSFD SHIRTS THE THE SSFD HAT AND SSFD JUMPER. I ALSO DREW A PICTURE OF PENRITH AND KIGSWOOD AS SQUARES. IT WAS AWESOME. ESPECIALLY THE PART WHEN I WENT TO THE PUB AFTERWARDS AND DOWNED A COUPLE OF TEQUILA SHOTS DURING THE BREAK. I NEEDED TO PISS BAD WHEN I WAS BACK IN CLASS SO I HAD TO WALK OUT ON A SPEECH. IT SEEMED RUDE BUT HEY... WHAT THE FUCK CAN I DO ABOUT IT.

WELL THAT'S IT FROM ME.

I'VE GOT HALF AN HOUR TO WAIT. SEE YOU GUYS LATER .
FAGGOTS...

So.. 11 days left and no money.

Unlike jeff.. Some of us have money. So i will unleash the chargemasters birthday plans that i was given this morning in a text message..

"Chems at Panthers Saturday night.. Followed by Sounds on Sunday the next afternon"

Apparently, Jeff's dogging it to hang with his sister for her birthday party which is being held at jeffs house.. And on that note i'm going to go to the house with a parcel to play.. Pass The Parcel. In the parcel.. I will include the following.. Condoms.. Lube... Body Paint.. and if your sister doesn't get the fucking hint jeff.. I'm going to stick my cock in her mouth.. After i have had my way with whatever 14 year old skags you have floating around your house.. I will de[part for Panthers.. But i think i'll only have pills on the sunday.. That way i don't spend much money..

Either way.

I had a bad day.




There she is boys.. The Bass Player from "School Of Rock"..

She's 11.. I wager $450 for keeps.

- austin.