The Monkey's Cheese!

Thursday, November 11

Sometimes I get weird..

Like when I'm drunk! I got sooooo drunk on the weekend at National Beer Day, it was great, the gig was at a valley in the middle of nowhere. Austin and I got lost trying to find it but it was worth it & the drive was very enjoyable. As soon as we got there I got right into the beers and within hours I was supremely enebriated.

There isn't much I remember but I lost my shirt, my beanie and my jacket. I kind of got into a fight with a guy called Joshua Apple who is some popular internet guy on Bombshell & I don't even know why, but he threw me against a car and made himself look really bad (he was like 6 times my size) but it was all good, I remember telling him 'I like you, but you're not all that' right before he did it. I was being drunk and obnoxious & he was being drunk and nasty.

Beer is awesome.

We played too, people dug it, but we need new songs. The other bands were awesome, Stereo City, Bagster and The New Justice Team all kicked ass. Bec & I skanked our asses off.

Yay! Jane's Addiction has just started playing on the telly, awesome. (I'm at Shariff's house watching MTV and not sleeping).

Lately I've been thinking a lot and totally 'getting off' on my thoughts. Yesterday I was bored (because my friends are at Byorn Bay) so I decided to go 'thinking' and ended up thinking for hours and it was so much fun! Sometimes I have more fun dreaming than I do living. Reality continues to ruin my life..

Had band practice yesterday with Budge & Case, it was pretty good, we wrote a new song (we got 2 now) and it ain't shit. We talked about how I'm in 3 other bands and how it could interfere with them in the future, but we decided to leave it at that. Why bother guessing the future? might as well just go with it with our eyes wide shut and see what happens..

Girlfriend required, preferably with experience and references. This position includes night shifts. An open mind, sense of humor, and a love of wild sex will all be highly regarded. For further information or a quick over the phone interview, contact Pablo on 0431 181 563.

Can you tell I work for the newspaper?

On the political side of things, Yasser Arafat died yesterday, heavy, and if I didn't already write about it before, G.W, the man who couldn't tie his shoelaces till he was 10, is once again the leader of the 'free' world. Hurrah.

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Wednesday, November 3

Well, the Halloween party was a huge success. I will write points of the things I remember..

* The cops came and stopped us after the first band which sucked.
* The first band had a real arrogant guitarist.
* Jeff was a pimp, I was a luchador, Austin a vine of grapes, Allan a cowboy, Kansas a ninja, Troy a priest, Amanda was the tooth fairy, Sophie was a flamingo.. there was more.
* Austin was really on it and did really well with a chick called Venessa.
* Amanda was hot.
* A girl called Jocelyn (also hot) came just to watch us because of our demo. (Well we were part of the reason anyway).
* The lights were wicked (after the party J, K & I sat at home alone and filled the house up with smoke and just stared at the lights).
* Sophie Ainsworth (The one al likes) is fucking cool.
* Cherie was really cool too.
* Midstream Pete was a accident victim, Halyley had blood all over her, Rachel had a wedding dress with blood on it, Megan was dressed like Audery Hepburn and looked great.
* Sandra went a bit crazy and jumped over the fence after slapping dennis in the face after he intentionally spilt his drink on her.
* Dave was in the kitchen all night dancing, he was dressed like an ICP member. Hahah.

Theres more! But I gotta go cuz im at work!

P.S : Yesterday we wrote a song called 'I learnt it from Keith Richards when I was touring with The Stones'... today I almost got fired because my computer crashed and deleted a funeral notice which was going to go in tomorrow's paper.

The name of the deceased?.. Keith Richards. Trip Out.

P.P.S : My train to work got cancelled and I had to get a note from the stationmaster for my job a-la Homer. Goddamn I hate shittyrail.