The Monkey's Cheese!

Wednesday, January 12

The weekend was awesome. Out with Shags, Fats, Austin, and Swanny. We went to city, listened to 80's music at crap pub (Shags's favorite) and stared at a hot chik dancing. Then Austin and I got smacked in the face by two chicks on the side of the road cuz they were drunk and fucked and we told them. Ended up at casino, passed out and had to stumble home alone.

Next day Austin and I watched Frank Wank (he is a GOD) and drunk beer till we got a message to meet up with 2 backpacker chicks who were friends with this other chicks we met a year ago.

Met up with them, Sky and Kate, they were cool and so were we. Hung out listening to J5 and drinking beer. Then we took em to see The Porkers (we were good hosts) and they even dedicated a song for us and said it was to get us laid (didnt work). Trashed out on the massage chair and then stayed up watching Chef Tony and the Miracle Blade 3.

Chef Tony is also a god. It was soo funny.

The next day I went to Pitt street shopping for cd's with Fatty (we also dropped the girls off) then went home. Kansas had the shits cuz he couldn't get any weed but then he got some and cheered up. Now I'm at Shaggy's again and I went for a job interview at Veritel for wireless broadband telemarketing.

Its hard to get to and stuff but I need money to buy ice cream.

[ posted by Pablo @ 15:29 ] 0 Comments

Guys always want to fuck yes, but they really do want someone to be there for them too, however most of the time the girl isn't worth their time cuz she's all fucked up in the head, so instead they just go for the root. There are 2 types of girls, the ones you'd fuck (70% of girls for most guys) and the ones you'd go out with/marry (3% of girls).

That 3% is hard to find so we like to fill our time with meaningless sex till we do, (which unlike girls, is hard for us to get so we don't get over it as quickly), unfortunately it usually isnt that great or gets us into trouble, but sometimes it's totally totally worth it!

Girls are crazy and opportunistic most of the time, they have this idea of how things 'should be' instead of accepting them as they are. Chillax I say! It's not all black and white! There are MANY shades of grey! When someone fucks up it doesnt mean that all the previous things you thought you knew about them are false, it just means they fucked up.. in the end it doesnt really matter cuz we all and up getting what we deserve anyway.

People say life isn't fair but I disagree!

[ posted by Pablo @ 15:26 ] 0 Comments

Thursday, January 6

Six minutes and the clock is ticking...

I put down the money for my ticket to Mexico. $2220 with $180 to be paid by the 20th.
It doesn't leave me enough to eat or go out but these things happen. I'm pretty excited about the trip, but worried I won't have enough money to travel around and do the things I'd like. We'll be moving out of our house soon, so that should help me save a bit..

At the moment I am reading 'On The Road' by Jack Kerouac, and it's excellent. It reads so urgent that it's hard to not get caught up in the adventures. Reading it makes me wanna hit the road right now! I can't wait!

My only limits are myself, unfortunately I keep on seeing myself as an outsider, someone who doesn't belong.. it bothers me because I know that what I think is what others think.. It's all in my head I know but I wish it would not be there as often. I've been feeling a bit anxious lately.

I want a girlfriend cuz I'm really missing someone to lie around with and talk crap to. Though I don't think it would be a good idea at the moment, so I'm not really trying. There's some really pretty girls out in the Plaza today. It's annoying. Where is the girlsoul for me? Who knows? She'll show up when I least want her to or least expect her, that's usually how it goes. That is, if she shows up at all!

While I'm in Mexico I can do whatever I want and be whoever I want. It's going to be great. I look forward to meeting many fine senoritas and serenading them on the beach. Going to the markets and meeting other travellers. Buying cheap native trinkets to bring back home while eating sweets from a roadside vendor. Figuring out how to get to Cancun in time for Spring Break.. adventure awaits me with open arms! Arms that I can't wait to jump into and get lost in. In a way it will be more exciting because I'm out on my own, but I do hope I make a travelling buddy to join me in my journey. A shared experience is always best I believe.

So God, if you come to this site much, then read this :

In the name of all things awesome and cool, can you please ensure that my trip goes down well. That no one abducts me and cuts out my lungs and liver for the bustling black market bodypart trade. That I don't get some feral Mexican stomach sickness, that I have enough money to get around, especially to Cancun, that I meet my old friends as well as many strange and wonderful people, with a romantic encounter thrown in for added travel zest. That it all goes good and that many stories come off it!

Thanks man.

P.S - I actually wrote a letter to my Grandmother today. I'm not much of a letter writer. But there's something delicious about writing a good letter. Almost as delicious as getting one!