The Monkey's Cheese!

Wednesday, March 16

HEY

Im sitting next to Flabsy at the library, and he's never seen MySpace before.

Dennis is gone to England, he is in Singapore at the moment. I hung out with him before he left. We had coffee in the QVB, and talked about how, when you're travelling, every random girl is your soulmate.

I bought his discman... It was funny, as soon as I offered to buy his discman my old discman which I was holding, literally EXPLODED! I took it as a sign and bought his. We then went to trippy wacky Bens for the afternoon and watched family guy.

I bought some books about fighting Satan, from a church, for 5 cents each. I'm learning how to become a Christian Fundamentalist! Satan should be shaking in his little booties.

They're really crap books, you get what you pay for, I was bored.

The thing that I find interesting is that they speak of 'entities' of an evil intent which supposedly exist in this reality. Which got me thinking...

Most New Age paraphenalia states that 'there is no evil, devil, or hell'... yet there's a quote that sez.. 'The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exists' which rings profoundly true.. (The road to hell is paved with good intentions is also a good one)

Could the New Age be one of Satans tricks to make us think he doesn't exist so that he can get on with inspiring country music singers et al? He is meant to be the king of deception you know. (Ive been told the Devil CREATED God in order to control the world!)

Who knows?

I think the Church of the Subgenius is the only religion I can trust at the moment.

Who gives a fuck anyway? Satan is a cool word, and makes for good song matter, where would Motley Crue or Alice Cooper be without the Devil? Or Michael Jackson even!

I bet Michael Jackson made a deal with the devil and it was probably worth it. What with hits such as 'You gotta get something started' who could possibly disagree? Not Me.

(Austin sez Quincy Jones too)

Im gonna get stoned in what use to be the Mondo with Austintacious. CYA SUCKERS.

Today was quality. I hung out with Austin, got a Kodak digital camera that WORKS and Belinda gave me a shirt from her shop because mine smelt like cheese.

Went out for farewell drinks to the Log Cabin and nobody came except for Megan and Richards. We ran into Chris (ex Oi Skas) and he was really cool. I had a great time.