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   Friday, April 15  

Checkit Fools

   [ posted by Mr.P @ 08:12 ] 0 Comments


 

Logs Are Fun

Dennis: ??
Dennis: wow youre really important
Pablo: yeah im important, like
Pablo: important things
Pablo: hows the girls in paris?
Dennis: nice
Pablo: awesome
Pablo: lend me money
Pablo: ....
Dennis: apparently the ladies in munich are the best
in the world
Dennis: money
Dennis: get a job ya bum
Pablo: yeh apparently im the best in the world
Pablo: hah i almost did today, but i didnt
Dennis: nah a close second to your mum
Pablo: yeh, shes fine
Pablo: yeah so hey check out natasha the girl that
im temporarily in love with
Pablo: shes a link on my friends list, her name is
natasha and shes kind of cute in a cute sorta way..
Pablo: GO!
Dennis: ok
Pablo: so did u meet jaymz? are u stil with tan? is shit
expensive? have you bought any monkeys?
Dennis: no monkeys but there is a zoo here and im
at zoo station
Dennis: i met jammy man
Dennis: and no tanya till wed
Dennis: and things are cheap
Dennis: and and
Pablo: did see natasha? im temporarily in love
with her. hey i just sent you an AWESOME message
Dennis: shes really cute
Dennis: !!
Pablo: YES!!!!!
Dennis: vary cute
Pablo: and she likes origami and polaroid cameras!
AHHH wow
Pablo: wow ive never liked a myspace girl before
Dennis: wow
Dennis: this girl im chatting with just sent me a kiss
Dennis: !!!!
Dennis: and disconnected
Pablo: maybe i should send her a log of this
conversation, after al, im in mexico so im no threat!
Pablo: Ooooh kiss
Dennis: !!!
Dennis: thats right
Pablo: and then she can see i really think shes cute
and im not some myspace guy that just wants to get
with any myspace girl
Dennis: maybe i should put in a good word
Dennis: maybe i should put in a good word
Pablo: hahahaha!! do it!
Dennis: ok
Pablo: haha being drunk in mexio is funn
Pablo: i luv u dennis
Pablo: u make me wet when im dry
Dennis: then i dry you out
Dennis: with my fist
Pablo: i like a good fist, i should send her this
log. I mean, I AM TEMPORARILY IN LOVE WITH HER
Pablo: and im hot too
Dennis: u are hot but i prefer your charisma
Dennis: and your shortnedss
Pablo: yeah, in mexico im not short, im just
below average, so do i send it, tell me what to do! i
cant make my own decisions in the enebreitaed
state
Dennis: send it
Dennis: do exactly as your mind sez
Dennis: and fuck all consequences
Pablo: Hahaha ok im doing it.


Pablo says:
HELO
Pablo says:
?
Austin says:
yeah. i'm doing accounting homework. it's bullshit.. financial statment analysing.
Austin says:
it blows..
Pablo says:
yeah ..
Pablo says:
my hand is itchy
Austin says:
what time is it there?
Pablo says:
2.23 am
Austin says:
jesus.. don't you do anything during the day?
Pablo says:
SANDALS!!
Pablo says:
YES THATS IT
Pablo says:
good thinking jesus
Pablo says:
yes i walk around and take photos during the day
Pablo says:
youve come across as a romantic.. hmm i think thats bad
Austin says:
yeah me too.. she sugested popcorn.. i sugessted wine..
Austin says:
and candles..
Pablo says:
diego and i went to a really nice pub last week, we had martinis, all the chicks were hot
Austin says:
....
Pablo says:
ew
Austin says:
shes opposit of me..
Austin says:
like.. pop music and drinking.. i hate that stuff.
Pablo says:
hmm.. i guess.. youve probably blown it, which is good, cuz then you can give up
Pablo says:
when you give up you get slack
Austin says:
but she's hot.. in that special average way..
Austin says:
and slack is good..
Austin says:
but at the same time i can get slack by following it through.
Pablo says:
yeah i guess you should just stalk her and call her at weird hours
Austin says:
you don't think i've been doing that?
Pablo says:
im in love with a myspace girl, it doesnt get any sadder
Pablo says:
you never let me down
Austin says:
YES!!!! LOS PERCOSOS ARE AWESOME!!!!
Austin says:
i wish i knew what they were saying.
Austin says:
i9ts like ub40 but real.
Pablo says:
WOO!!
Pablo says:
im gonna come back loaded with new Music!}
Pablo says:
Los Pericos
Pablo says:
it means The Parrots
Austin says:
i'm lovin the stuff your suggesting.
Austin says:
the parrots? i like it.
Austin says:
it's perfect joint music!
Pablo says:
ill find more good stuff
Pablo says:
yes im seeing them on saturday! perfect festival joint smoking music
Austin says:
totally..
Pablo says:
www.vivelatino.com.mx
Austin says:
you need my beanie.
Pablo says:
thats the thing im goin to
Pablo says:
by myself
Pablo says:
diego and nicolas do school work all the time
Pablo says:
im thinking about writing and recording a song for the myspace girl and sending it to her
Austin says:
mabye you should.
Pablo says:
i think i should
Pablo says:
and send her stuff from mexico
Austin says:
send he a package..
Pablo says:
ill come on really strong for a good 4 months
Austin says:
hahahaah
Austin says:
come back and BAM!
Pablo says:
till i get back, and when she´s all like ´Pablo tell me about the stars´ill be like..
Pablo says:
No
Pablo says:
then we fuck
Austin says:
awesome
Pablo says:
nice one
Austin says:
thats going to be a kick ass festival
Austin says:
only 300 pesos you say.. thats like.. $30..
Austin says:
FUCK!
Pablo says:
YEP! but you cant bring in shit
Austin says:
ok. go naked.
Pablo says:
yeh its cheep! but no one wants to go with me. I gotta meet peopel
Austin says:
Just go! you'll meet people.
Pablo says:
yeah
Austin says:
i just go to these strange things and meet all kinds of people.
Pablo says:
mexican chicks are TOUGH
Austin says:
thats cos your an aussie living in mexico
Pablo says:
see, in australia, its hard to talk to girls but easy to fuck em, here, its easy to talk to them but hard to fuck em
Austin says:
catholic.
Pablo says:
no, all the mexican guys have been telling me
Pablo says:
yeah, stupid god
Austin says:
hey. i should apply to be the next pope.
Pablo says:
theyre all like, ýou can take cajeta, lemon, chilli, cheap things and porn, or you can take the women
Pablo says:
yeah, the pope died of cancer in the throat
Pablo says:
laringitis
Austin says:
thats no good.. smoked too much cock.
Pablo says:
haha youre going to hell
Austin says:
i know.
Austin says:
so are you
Austin says:
i'll see you there
Pablo says:
see ut here!
Pablo says:
-hahaha-
Austin says:
we'll party wsith john wayne and hendrix.
Pablo says:
and hitler!
Austin says:
totally. it'll be one awesome party.
Austin says:
hangovers for all.
Pablo says:
is there passouts?
Austin says:
mabye.. who knows..
Austin says:
all the mad porno sluts will be there.
Austin says:
it can't be that bad.
Austin says:
i'm downloading telefunka now.
Pablo says:
get austin tv! tell me if i should get there early to catch them
Pablo says:
i dont know any of the bands, xcpet pericos and the molosomething dude
Pablo says:
hey check out my post on bombshell with all my pics
Austin says:
brb.. dads being a cunt. he has to use the computer to check his emails. whats the link?
Pablo says:
i dunno, bomshell, it says =pics of me-ji-co by Dr_kwock
Pablo says:
do u have 2 go now?
Austin says:
no.. i won't go.. can[t find austin tv.. you have to go and see them.. and if they suck throw stuff at the,.
Pablo says:
look at the pics!
Pablo says:
i even made them small size format so theyd load quick
Pablo says:
hey Pericos live is better than pericos recorded
Austin says:
i could imagine.
Pablo says:
get the live mp3´s theyre better.
Austin says:
nah.
Pablo says:
another band thats popular here is -Cafe Tacuba-
Austin says:
i like the studio stuff.. kicks sublimes asss.
Pablo says:
trust me, the live shit is so good
Austin says:
nice pics
Austin says:
street vendors are awesome
Pablo says:
yeah, theyre everywhere
Austin says:
the architecture is amazing
Pablo says:
they sell everything, from bouncy balls, to antennas to nail files
Austin says:
fuck
Austin says:
i ended up with some live stuff..
Austin says:
Q.... uality..
Pablo says:
get La Hiena live
Austin says:
telfunka is like.. baggsmen..
Pablo says:
i was listenin to them today
Austin says:
baggsmen or telfunka?
Pablo says:
bagsmen
Austin says:
they're like baggsmen with infected mushrooom mixed in.. very umm.. ambient and psy and trancy..
Austin says:
with horns and stuff.. i like it.. heaps chilled.
Austin says:
what speed connection do you have?
Pablo says:
damnit! im on a 33.6
Pablo says:
hey how many profile views u had?
Austin says:
500
Austin says:
umm.. i have to send something to you.
Pablo says:
616!

   [ posted by Mr.P @ 07:32 ] 0 Comments


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