The Monkey's Cheese!


   Thursday, March 30  

3:00 PM - Beers after work

5:00 PM - Beers with Rachel at Strawbs

8:00 PM - Goon with Rachel and Emily at Redfern

9:00 PM - Left Rachels house to go to Summer Hill.

10:00 PM - *Blank*

11:00 PM - *Blank*

12:00 PM - *Blank*

1:00 AM - *Blank*

2:00 AM - Woke up at Yagoona(?!) train station.

(I dont know where Yagoona is, let alone how I got there)

2:30 AM - $60 Taxi back to Rachels.

I think I better stop getting so drunk.

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PUTTING THE 'GOON' IN YAGOONA!!

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It took me all day to think of that.

   [ posted by Pablo @ 10:13 ] 0 Comments



   Monday, March 27  

Went to Rachels house to drink goon, drank a bit too much goon and decided it was time to go home.. next thing I know its 3 a.m and im in Yagoona? Where the hell is Yagoona? I dont even know how I got there or out of the train. I had to catch a taxi back to Rachels house, some junkie got in and shared the ride, she made the driver take the long way home. Rach lent me the money.. Pablo, putting the 'goon' in Yagoona.

WE did the ultimate in emo party crashing. Dennis invited us, when we told them at the party, they didnt even know who Dennis was. We took it as license to do what we wanted. Grilled tuna on the stove, bottlecaps, burnt things and yelling at people we didnt like. Megan messed up their MySpace and Sophie took a particular dislike for some poor blackshirted poser who faced her wrath for the evening. Out the front, Brendan gave me a line of coke, Stewart danced to Chromeo on the street and Nick smashed beer bottles on the road.

Poor old black shirt came out, in a pathetic tone he asked Sophie why she thought she was cooler than him. I laughed.

Sophie stood on the steps to let everyone know how much cooler than anyone else at the party she really was. A collective silence took over. Suddenly, Sophies sheer aura of coolness lashed out and broke the railing of the front steps, making way for a pile of bodies to fall down a story through to the bottom steps,

'Call an ambulance!' I heard as black shirts ran to the squirming mess of more black shirts on the floor. Austin ran away. "Uh.. I was moving my car" He came back later to tell us.

Luckily no one was hurt and we quickly left while taunting our now disturbed enemies.

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Out to Sydney to an art exhibition with Dennis J and K, K was an asshole from the get go, even after not having seen me for a year -Your ideas are shit, the way you express them is shit, why do you even bother talking- Wow. He destroyed me, from that moment I decided I didnt like him anymore. Feeling shit and looking at the average art express fare, met up with Rachel, we left the Dennisses and went for a ferry cruise. Some skycars were moving ahead on the other side of the harbour, we thought we'd see where they'd take us and ended up in the Zoo. We didnt pay for entry and even stole a few dollars from a small pond for a longneck. The highlights being the Iguanas and Meerkats, we had to leave when we found they had closed the Zoo on us. Got pissed on the beach then went to meet her new boyfriend Mitch, who posed a friendly rivalry to my easily irritated drunken mood.

Had a four hour argument at Dennisses house about whether sunglasses should be allowed in poker. Dennis never even made one good argument against, yet we couldnt defeat his rhetoric and conversational terrorism skills and had to eventually give up.


First weekend of April started off having a big get together at the Sando, everyone showed up, had a deep chat with Stevie K who i'd recently gone to see with Simo to help record his bands first, and only, video clip (they broke up right after, typical), talked about Mexico to everyone, still catching up, met Vixen as well. From there we went to Dennisses, Stixx showed up, and got back to his old tricks of doing the worst thing possible by breaking a little Barbie Mobile toy phone which was the spiritual relic of Dennises Newtown home, Dan freaked and kicked him out. This is when we established that Stixx was a schlamiel, as outlined in -Games People Play- a book given to me by my grandfather which Id read on the flight home in regards to energy games and psychological games that people pathologically and subconsciously live out in their day to day transactions and relations.. The next day we had a big breakfast, and Megs showed up with her new dog Mos. That night Nick had his birthday party, we set up the projector and played x-box outside while Nick did some scratching. The next day Sophie and I really wanted to go see Dead Bodies and made Nick take us to the Dead Bodies exhibition at homebush. It was plasticized bodies which are used for autopsy studies which was a technique pioneered by a very odd and somewhat distubring man called something Von Wolfen-something, ran into Rachel with Mitch and her parents on the way in, it was nice to see them again. That night watched 'Lost in Translation' and had a cake for nick with candles. Andrew came by, it was nice.

Other things :

Finished Zelda with Matthew, a touching ending, had ti use a walkthrough. Didnt get into Majoras mask.

Saw Syriana with Al and Megs, hard to follow, very convoluted and complex, but the ending sort of made sense. A man said something to us about it afterwards, he recommended the book, Megs freaked out a bit about it. We drove back in the darkness, pickip up Nick on the way.

Had lunch with Zoe, she was cool broken up with Case we had a nice lunch at the front of the new plaza section, Farzin saw us across the road, I ran to his car 'Its not how it looks!' but it was in good fun.

I bought a T.V off Austin, who was selling it for Zainas brother. A steal at $250 for a huge telly, I figured I was better off investing now rather than waiting for later.

   [ posted by Pablo @ 21:45 ] 0 Comments


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