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Wednesday, December 27

WHAT DID YOU DO THIS YEAR?

So it dawned on me that we don't focus enough on our yearly achievements, and that to make a list of things we have gained/completed or achieved for this year would be a good upper and motivator for all.

This is what I did this year.

Came home to all of my excellent friends and ate lots of candy!
Moved into a big house in a beautiful suburb with and awesome housemate and finally got my own room!
Stopped smoking weed regularly.
Got a job at a company I have always wanted to work for and kept it past the probationary period! (my first time)
Started SSFD back up, we wrote our best songs yet and began getting gigs
Bought a laptop after years of wanton desire!
Got access to the internet after years of wild desire!
Bought a home studio, keyboards, mics etc.
Persevered Jeff
Made a WMWM website
Studied under Rev.Ivan Stang
Learnt to use programs like Ableton, and Reason.
Got a decent haircut
Threw (with the help of many) a successful Halloween party. (Not our best but successful nonetheless)
Took Acid for the first time, saw the glitch the codes and the matrix, a very heavy trip.
Went to loads of gigs. Incl. 360, Slightly Stoopid, The Porkers, Sebastian Bach, The Zoobombs!!!!, The Rolling Stones, We Love Sounds, (What was the one with Cut chemist and Mixcrapster Mike?), Saturate, Faster Cooler Pleasure Show.
Met Hal and got extremely drug fucked for a good two months in classy (and not so classy) venues. Fun.
Fixed my Mesa Boogie head
Bought roller skates
Broke my ankle on my birthday
Had wild illicit sex with some gorgeous women
Started a poker club/regular poker games
the bit about the sex was a lie
Except for the Bosnian..
My mum got a boyfriend (blood achievement)
Played Tennis with Dennis
Ran a Market Stall and sold what shirts we could. (Now I'm left with dud sizes that I need to flog off on ebay)
Bought a big TV and a Dreamcast and built a collection of games.
Got a Credit Card
Created alter ego Ivan Rencourt
Bought a bunch of books on Amazon
Updated heaps of my blog
Gained non fat weight and lost Anemic status.
Washed dishes
Sung Reggaeton for the skanks in K-Town
Phone Wars with Jeff (I have to admit my loss)

So not a wasted year then! 2006 has been the year of material posessions!

Its amazing how much we really do do when we sit down to think about it! I feel better already.

Wow that "So not a wasted year then! Its amazing how much we really do blah blah blah" line sounded like some cheesy Team Leader motivational statement. Im sorry about that. ..

Oh and the Soccer! Oh the Soccer. Not an achievement but an excellent part of the year.

Plans For Next year :

Record an SSFD E.P
Make a 5 track Mesa Cosa Demo
Visit my family more often
Spend more family time
Get a better job
Buy a Strat
Make a good SSFD and WMWM website
Continue electronic music venture with Austin
Find (or be found by) a girlfriend
Read More
Read my grandfathers book
Call mexico once a week
Sort out studies or travel.
DJ MORE.
Learn to play piano, read music, play guitar better.
Melbourne.
Pay Silvia her money!

[ posted by Pablo @ 18:52 ] 1 Comments

Friday, December 1

So Megs met a pervert through MSN on poker night.

Seeing an opportunity, we decided to pull a prank with the help of the crew..

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mjk says:
im so damn horny right now eheh
megs says:
so am i
mjk says:
heheheh..
mjk says:
haha ok honestly.. im wanking off right now
mjk says:
whats ur number? listen to me cumm heeheh
mjk says:
i need to cumm and i wanna hear ya

You have successfully received C:\Documents and Settings\Shamus\Desktop\Photo 24.jpg from mjk.

megs says:
send more
megs says:
come on
mjk says:
would my cock fit nice inside ur pussy?
megs says:
maybe.. send the second photo
mjk sends:

You have successfully received C:\Documents and Settings\Shamus\My Documents\My Received Files\Photo 28.jpg from mjk

mjk says:
can u send me something?
megs says:
i like the heater in the background
mjk says:
eheheh im glad u like it babe
megs says:
'maybe pose on it... would you?

mjk sends:

Open(Alt+P) You have successfully received C:\Documents and Settings\Shamus\My Documents\My Received Files\Photo 30.jpg from mjk.

mjk says:
ok send me somethingg
mjk says:
pleasee?
megs says:
baby one more pic then i will
mjk says:
nah ur prolly showing all ur friends aye
megs says:
no of course not.. im sorry haha ive never done this before
mjk says:
send me a pic just as norty
megs says:
i will if you do one more for me
mjk says:
whatya wanna see?
megs says:
i want to see your bottom hole

mjk sends:

Open(Alt+P)

megs says:
i wanna see your hole
mjk says:
mmmm can i see something of u first?
megs says:
you send your hole and ill send mine then promise
mjk says:
ok i took it

mjk sends:

Open(Alt+P)

megs says:
um do you have any dirty fantasies?
mjk says:
i love opening up like thits
mjk says:
send me some pics
mjk says:
omg im so fuckn horny
megs says:
ok do u want my number?
mjk says:
i wanna piss over ur tits and on ur face
megs says:
i want you to piss in my mouth
megs says:
ok one more pic, somthn kinky, ill take another..
mjk says:
ok whatya wanna see
megs says:
something up your ass and i will send you my ass
mjk says:
what do u want up my bum? ahhaah damn ive never been so horny to stick something up my bum MYSELF I Just Wanna Live
mjk says:
what am i sticking up there?
megs says:
tootbrush
mjk says:
hM!M! but what am i gonna brush my teeth with
mjk says:
cant do that
mjk says:
impossible
megs says:
............

mjk says:
ok fuck
mjk says:
hey put something up ur ass when u take the pic too ok?
megs says:
yehh
mjk says:
hehe okok goo
mjk says:
mwah
megs says:
do u like how it feels?
mjk says:
yea i kinda do
mjk sends:

Open(Alt+P)

You have successfully received C:\Documents and Settings\Shamus\My Documents\My Received Files\Photo 22.jpg from mjk.

megs says:
ok baby, here's my pic..
...

megs sends:

Transfer of "OWNED.jpg" is complete.

*mjk has disconnected*