The Monkey's Cheese!


   Sunday, June 17  

Ahahah! What a great day.

We woke up late, feeling shit grabbed a cheap spinach and cheese triangle from the spunky girl at A1 and a coffee and chocolate biscuit. Ben ran away to throw up. We went home and shot some shit. Fitzroy and Polyester books was a short drive away. We ran into the E!E! dudes at the front, flicked through and bought a Vice Do's and Don'ts. Caroline yelled out my name across the street, we met up and caught a tram to the army shop with her and Milo. Pete looked at jumpers, I looked at knives, (I'm a man) and slippers. We got some honey roasted macadamia nuts and looked in lush at their creams and soaps. The girl got us excited so I bought some mud soap, we all got free face masks, Pete like the girl at the counter, she liked him too.

We got back to fitzroy, picked up some bulbs and drove to Caroline and Milos to look at their dogs and play pool. Z and Indigo are the dogs and they are amazing. We had some bulbs and listened to reggae, looked at some hentai, and played pool, I wasn't interested with pool, I was busy playing with magnetized screws but we won anyway and went home to eat.

Ben, Steve, Megs and Anne were at home, we popped bulbs together and smoked a joint to the gangsta hip hop playing on the radio (Naughty by Nature, Snoop). We had an impromptu table jam, Caroline and Megs took it to the living room, we pumped up the music, and made a breakdance circle, Steve ripped it up, we all had a go, the dancing degenerated into a wrestling frenzy. A toy piano came out, then another, then a drum machine, we were all jamming. I ripped it up, the music degenerated into a wrestling frenzy. Ben pulled out a giant drum and a flurry of tackles later we played some games with the dicta phone, recording bits of music each, "No Rules!" chanted the crowd. So rules were out and the game started.

Pete and i wrestled, I was getting him good until he punched me on the ass. We have it on tape.

We went to the party in a crowded car pulled up right next to the wine bottles at the drive in bottle shop with Suicidal Tendencies screaming and doors flew open as bystanders stood in amusement. 6 packs, bottles of wine and we were off with Slayer pumping out the windows.

At the party Megs and Caroline went crazy on the drums and took over the main room hitting things screaming and dancing. Steve and I spoke about current mexican immigration policy and reform, the exchange rate in botswana, subsection b on the latest round of economic rationalized decrees by the international monetary fund and the like.

Caroline and Megs went out the back with Milo to wrestle and fight. Sped up music played on the stereo, we drunk and talked and played question tennis, I was a worthy opponent to Steve. He proposed to me, Ben yelled at him in disgust, they fought over my hand in marriage. "You can both have me" I told them.

We drove home and eat burnt bread with chunks of organic butter, carrot with peanut butter and mayo. Whatever man.

We all went to bed.

   [ posted by Pablo @ 02:48 ] 0 Comments




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