<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:22:28 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>The Monkey's Cheese!</title><description>My blog is better than yours.</description><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/pablo.htm</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>493</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-6731893642674481114</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-20T20:41:36.779+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/11/blog-post.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-6944420101185898665</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-05T16:22:40.872+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>O-BAMA RAMA!
O-BAMA BAMA FO FAMA!
FI FI FO FAMA!
OBAMA!


McCain 2012!</atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/11/o-bama-rama-o-bama-bama-fo-fama-fi-fi.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-4799850697214182642</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 07:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-31T18:21:39.450+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>



Windows Vista Ultimate! Ultimate power! Ultimate wait!

That's 98.2 years to shuffle 463 mb! It would be quicker to write down the binary code.</atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/blog-post_31.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-3795520330188275044</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-30T15:25:09.746+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>Correctual Englishness Is Imperlatory For Prolificial Functuation    1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
 2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
 4. Employ the vernacular.
 5. Eschew ampersands &amp; abbreviations, etc.
 6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
 7. Remember to never split an infinitive.
 8. Contractions aren't necessary.
 9. Foreign words and phrases </atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/correctual-englishnes-s-is-imperlator-y.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-4834795174405848418</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-30T08:22:49.536+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>Here it is, the Mexican Robot Pinata Battle from my birthday!

     

I killed it good.</atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/here-it-is-mexican-robot-pinata-battle.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-2205699513831726300</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-30T08:31:58.578+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>Today I started Job Search Training. It's kind of like heading into jail for two hours every morning, up some concrete steps, through a small hallway &amp; into a sterile neon lit room with uncomfortable grey plastic chairs. It's still better than a soul freeze office job tho. They teach us basic things that we will never master, like punctuality and manners.

This is how it went;

It's my first day </atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/today-i-start-job-search-training-its.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-6674806587122478129</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-29T20:31:08.960+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>I was so sure of things, full of zest and vociferous fire, ready to argue down anyone silly enough to interfere or interrupt my perfectly concocted and infallible thoughts. But in time my opinions started becoming distorted, what I hated I begun to enjoy, what I thought I'd never be... I had to make a choice, would I hate myself or accept that I wasn't so right at all? I chose the second, and </atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/i-was-so-sure-of-things-full-of-zest.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-2795682819664384557</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-28T23:13:21.554+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>Let's increase, grow, expand, build, embiggen! our vocabulalory!

Introducing: http://wordie.org/

A website made of word loverinos getting together to discussiate language and make lists of words they'd prefer to more oftenly employ in their everyday elocutation.

My list is just starting, and I don't want to learn big obfuscative words simply for the arrogantiality they presumptiate. Rather </atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/lets-increase-grow-expand-build.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-351148849733199761</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-28T22:02:19.926+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>Happy New Room Megs!

These are some mellow fresh atmospheric tracks to help fill the space!

     </atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/blog-post_28.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-8042955753874060963</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-26T19:00:37.995+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>500!

Huzzah! This is my 500th post! 500! I've been keeping this blog for FIVE YEARS. That's 100 posts per year. Or an average of 1.9 posts a week, which isn't too bad but could be a lot better. I've gone through..

5 Jobs.
7 Countries.
6 Houses.
3 Trips.
2 Girlfriends.
2 Breakdowns.
1 Band.
1 Ball Chair.
10 Crushes.
1 Godddaughter.
And 67 Fried Monkey Brains.

Judging from this I could </atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/huzzah-this-is-my-500th-post-500-ive.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-3541473496637989007</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 12:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-27T11:01:20.886+11:00</atom:updated><title>Happiness Mix</title><atom:summary type='text'>     </atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/happiness-mix.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-2987037505043541221</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 03:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-25T14:46:01.797+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>

Keeping with the theme, here's a pic of Stwart being a creep behind a dead dog.</atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/keeping-with-theme-heres-pic-of-stwart.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-4030830030390203591</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-30T08:34:20.430+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>This is kind of how I feel about Pigeto. Not quite. But a little bit. I wish I could write like this. It's so beautiful. Poor fucking bird.
</atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/this-is-kind-of-how-i-feel-about-pigeto.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-2198851489954309670</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-25T02:23:46.183+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>



2 Dead198 To Go</atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/2-dead-198-to-go-this-time-its-personal.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-454774636303583362</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-28T23:16:25.677+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>

I have blood on my hands
I killed a good friend of mine
I was in my room laughing
When I broke his spine

I Lifted him..
Looked at him..
Saw the glaze in his eyes..
Swallowed my cries
And wondered,

Will his ghost flutter..
As we miss him..
In our kitchen
In our yard?

Will his call carry..
As a whisper
In my memory
In the morning?

The wall looks so empty now
The yard so sad

He wanted to know</atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/i-have-blood-on-my-hands.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-1314736403493229074</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-25T02:16:52.701+11:00</atom:updated><title>Grooveshark Rules</title><atom:summary type='text'>'Grooveshark' is amazing. It's the quickest and most extensive online jukebox out. The autoplay feature works and helps you discover new artists that are actually good and not completely generic (Last.FM im looking in your direction..). Not only that but you can share any songs with quickly made widgets/mixes. I highly recommend checking it out!

Here is my first. It's a playlist that has been </atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/grooveshark-rules.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-9203649368294093096</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-24T20:47:39.793+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>So.. after 6 Billion years, it's the new track from Guns'n'Roses!

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/download/146706-new-music-guns-n-roses-chinese-democracy-stream

Seriously I thought this would be the worst shit ever. But I actually didn't mind it at all. If the album is as good as this track I might actually illegally download it.</atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/so.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-4180624292238577337</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:09:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-25T01:24:14.560+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>Here's some photos I took of Melbourne alley graffiti. The photos could be a lot better and there were dozens more pieces. The city is covered in it.

I believe that street art is a barometer for a cities mental health. Judging by the quality of Melbourne's graf scene, It's a very healthy city.











</atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/heres-some-photos-i-took-of-melbourne.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-6380081798208203646</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-22T00:04:22.637+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>

</atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/blog-post.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-639242200399910770</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-25T02:54:41.693+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>me:  it annoys me that even now with this pseudo feminism and female equality, the subconscious expectation is still for the man to do all the work, chase, contact etc. Its like with animals, the male birds have the beautiful plumage and crest, the females are all plain looking, but its the man who has to stand on a tree and sing for 3 months straight so eventually one of these plain boring bird </atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/me-it-annoys-me-that-even-now-with-this.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-9156727062467517370</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-21T13:31:48.104+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>


I love Robert Anton Wilson, It's such a shame that a mind as his has passed into the incomprehensible ether. He co-authored the Illuminatus Trilogy and helped create some of my favorite philosophies and ideals. From Discordianism, to The Church Of The Subgenius and the concept of Fnords. He wrote a million brilliant books and helped found the Maybe Logic Academy, under which I studied two </atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/i-love-robert-anton-wilson-its-such.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-953723451162251589</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 07:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-20T18:29:37.478+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F1Lq1uFcAE  'Folks I hate to spoil your fun, but... there's no such thing as rights. They're imaginary. We made 'em up. Like the boogie man. Like Three Little Pigs, Pinocchio, Mother Goose, shit like that. Rights are an idea. They're just imaginary. They're a cute idea. Cute. But that's all. Cute...and fictional. But if you think you do have rights, let me ask </atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/httpwww.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-201353992703165216</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 07:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-19T18:24:00.406+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>The outer shapes the inner.

Deed before creed.

Change your actions, then let your thoughts catch up.

- A.J Jacobs</atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/outer-shapes-inner.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-3057773559070529570</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 02:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-19T13:25:46.312+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>

Jesse bugged me last night for the yellow black freedom aboriginal shirt that austin gave me for my birthday. He really, really wants it.

"Come on man! $50! I'll give you $50 smackeroos, come on.. ok $100!".

I thought about.. "Jesse, there's only one thing I will swap you for that shirt, and that's your Kurt Cobain signature Jagstein.." Shrewd.

"What?! NO! That's not fair! That's a bad deal,</atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/jesse-bugged-me-last-night-for-yellow.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5965646.post-4042030070914562298</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 00:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-20T21:45:05.877+11:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>'The collapse of power leads to waves of turbulence that cause a tense void, which leads to new awareness.' - Adamus 

Huzzah for collapsing economies.</atom:summary><link>http://www.savesomefordaddy.com/2008/10/collapse-of-power-leads-to-waves-of.htm</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Pablo)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>